Could I pass as a local in your country?

Could I pass as a local in your country?

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If the door is large enough... Yes

You are a little bit thin
Are you sick

This nigga could pass as a locale yooo

You can't even pass through any door here mate

sure, maybe even 2...or 3

our country is not wide enough

Wouldn't even be able to pass through security scan at the airport

>airport
oversized cargos are transported by sea, m8-o

Yes.

what do you call this phenotype?

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That's one big lemon.

Could I work for an anonymous image board? Perhaps as a custodian of some kind.

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god i wish that were me

domesticated manatee

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This is why I watch TLC

How can these people wake up eating breakfast and not think
> damn what I ugly fucking pile of fat I am maybe I shouldn't eat this much hummm
Just how can you be this fat

It is something someone like you will in all likelihood never be able to comprehend unless you were in a similar situation.

I understand the feeling and thought process perfectly but, luckily for me, wanking doesn't make you fat

We had one fatfuck with >350kg on the news months ago, they have to move him to the hospital with a truck because the ambulances here wasn't ready for that