/brit/

Thinking about going back to Woolies at 2130 to pick up another 1.25L of Pepsi Max

youtube.com/watch?v=WNTEgngcSIc

good track. remember going to a club in an old boatshed and bongo drummer invited me up to play along with him to this tune

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good mate, played footy with the local kids when i wasnt helping out around a hospice. that was grim but everyone was super nice

have some Turkey

Was surprised that white South Africans seem to fall into the US/Canadian axis rather than the Australian/New Zealand/Hibero-Scottish axis in terms of the use of cunt

got to leave the house in half an hour but i don't want to

If you had to have tea (dinner) with sue, or the sue poster, who'd you choose? (Show your work)
ha

cheers m8
keep us updated

No time, I'm Russian to work

clean your lobster barrows
t.lobster L lobsterson

Oman you better get a move on

How did you end up here with that start in life.

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Yea the Africans in the properly undeveloped African countries seem the salt of the earth.

when i was about the same age i used to play footie on the school playground with bigger kids after dark
they called me schillaci because of my skills
should've been a footie player 2bh

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sueposter
would make me look better by association
being seen with sue would make people think im interested in that disgusting insectoid

they were delinquents tbf we used to do vandalism and drugs and stuff but i moved away eventually, probably for the best

couldnt agree more. white south africans are the most arrogant pricks in the world

look at what you have done....

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1550065126694.webm

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the last episode of sherlock is one of the worst things ive seen

is it a power move to buy the same colour jumper as someone in your office and look better in it than they do?

180g of Sainsbury's chicken katsu wrap right down the gullet

tired lads. very tired

Jow Forums is laughing at us again

love it
non antipodeans will never understand the power of that word

the headnigger is ranting off in my head again

There's Norway I'll make it in time

aye

Ello luv have some coffee

That'll cheer you up

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saffers are all posh cunts

only if its a red jumper

power red
pussy blue

killing yourself in front of everyone at the office is the ultimate power move

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anyone else get in to football late? Only got in to it 3 seasons ago and I feel like i missed so much but it's good to have something to be able to make small talk about with like 90% of the UK male population

You are literally a freak if you don't watch footie

dr oetker ristorante pizza consumption status: 1 down, 15 to go

already had some

Stop being a Niger

Can't hear them from the wrong end of the channel.

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Maybe if Iran I would make it in time

youtube.com/watch?v=B6LhWbQthAI

Have another one take this here user

You'll be alright

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*takes coffee and throws it back in your face*

yeah fuck off finnish cunt, over consumption of caffeine is bad for your health you know that? do you want to make me ill? sick cunt

:(

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first half of this poo couldn't wait to get out
mostly liquid it was
but the second half won't budge
it's like two poos conspired to get me on the toilet and keep me here

why are scandis such massive faggots

i've literally only ever been kissed on the lips by other men

could say i lost my kiss virginity to males

imagine if they were the other way round and once you finally got the first one out it was followed by a rush of runny poo haha

Yemen, that'll work.

poor pekka

>teehee im bent btw :v

With a bit of elbow Greece, anything can work

NEED an overwatch tank daddy bf

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s-sorry

Threw up four times last night haha.
Now I have a cold.

Oman this is corn

no, i'm not bent. i didn't consent it. we were pissed and my mates were just messing around and one of them grabbed my head forcefully and kissed me for no reason. then a few minutes later another lad did it. was just friendly banter at the end of the day. boys being boys.

The reddjt in this thread israel

that would be much more satisfying

went outside today for a reminder that at 5'8 most white women will match me in height and its not just a meme

go 2 jap

:V

[picture of a girl who is 18 and later when she is 23]
"wow they grow up so fast"

morning

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Illegal immigrants? I prefer to call them undocumented angels

not a nonce

asian women are gross though

good morning

was just about to turn in myself personally haha

Feel sick with anxiety

ah well

anything causing it in particular or just general anxiety?

>there are these abstract entities that control areas of space

Badfling concept

Yea, they think they still get a bad rep because of apartheid when normally it’s just ‘cause they tend to be cunts

watched an episode of American Dad once where Stan called immigrants "illegal aliens". it made me laugh a lot because I thought it was something they came up with for the show

DARK MATTER
DARK ENERGY

>anxiety

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yeah it's called "god"

>talking to coworker
>girl walks up and mentions oh didn't realise you guys were the same height
>turns to me and says I thought you were much shorter and walks away

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What's Mitchell and Webb's better half up to these days anyway?

rasheed

Being a lefty remainer on Twitter, primarily.

serious question lads

do you believe in an afterlife?

Plenty of scummy as fuck Afrikaaners, they just can’t emigrate or afford to go on holiday anywhere other than camping grounds in SA

i wonder why this is such a common experience on here these days
it's like the modern world was designed to make us anxious
everywhere you turn, doom and gloom, madness, hysteria, hostility
mebbe you and i need a break from Jow Forums, from the internet, get some exercise, i dunno
if you aven't tried nlp or self-hypnosis i recommend it though, worked wonders for me, short term at least

You're all getting burnt, /brit/

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Who do you think is the biggest Chad alive?

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oh lmao
twitter really has messed people up hasn't it

was the coworker a girl? otherwise im not sure of the problem

all of my favourite comedians spend their life the same way I do now, moaning on the internet

Drumpththth

Me? I'm what one might call a TERF. Spend my weekends bashing trannys.