>The last great invasion of our modern history, in the true sense of the word is French (Continental Europe)
>France gave birth to nations in the blood (Germany, Austria, Italy, Belgium, USA and many others)
>Franks saved Europe from Muslim invasion (719-759)
>No foreigner could sit on the throne of France: Salic Law
>France has the best Victory / Loss ratio in the world
>France is the country with the most victories in Europe
>France is one of the few countries to have fought alone against many coalitions
>1095 Appeal of French Pope Urban II to the first crusade: Deus Vult
>Napoleon knelt Europe like a prophet
>French was the universal language for 500 years
>Until the early 20th century, the language used in diplomacy has its roots in the language of court, especially that of Louis XIV, which explains the place of French as a diplomatic language
>The Bourbon dynasty was born in France. Spain still knows the greatness
>France was the first world power from Renaissance to the Second empire
>Among the 185 battles that France has delivered over the past 800 years, its armies will have won 132 of them, and have lost 43, leaving only 10 undecided battles. Giving the French military the best record of any country in the world
>The French army has the best record of any country in the world
>Napoleon was able to repel enemy invasions that came from almost all European monarchies
>Napoleon with 500,000 soldiers humiliated the 2,000,000 soldiers of other nations
>Napoleon knelt 10 monarchies by replacing them with members of his family or close soldiers
>The British historian Eric Hobsbawm note that no army had gone this far since the Vikings or Mongols and had submitted all the great powers of his day
>Napoleon is the most biographed behind Jesus Christ
>The French army from 1796 to 1815 fought more than 2000 clashes or battles
>After 1500 years of existence, France still exists (how many States disappeared at the same time?)
>And now, pic related
What went wrong ?
>humblebragging
cringe
>he doesn't like giant buttplugs
Unsophisticated peasant.
Republicanism.
This
I'm stating facts, having a glorious past doesn't matter. Today matter, if anything it's even more shameful to have one because you can compare your current situation to a better one.
It's almost as if history is cherry picked to create a cohesive narrative.
>I'm stating facts
See above.
>>Napoleon is the most biographed behind Jesus Christ
he was italian though
Based
Italia is a meme country
it's 2019 sweetie, get with the times.
Stop associating yourself with things you both never accomplished and were never intended for you to enjoy. If people want to erect giant butt plugs or whatever, let them. At least they’re doing something with their lives instead of being a prideful neet.
Jesus wasn’t even real tho
so is your greatest hero, being italian himself
I'm Korean tho
he probably was
how insecure do you have to be to be triggered by this. Also reminder that it was litterally NEXT to another phallic symbol
you would be far more convincing if you avoided repeating the same things like 5 times
last I checked, Corsica isn't part of Italy
back then it wasn't yet frenchified, the inhabitants were still italian people
He probably wasn’t. The only scientific “proof” they ever find on his existence are just roman census records containing the name Jesus or a similar title, though even then it’s likely the name itself was made up for narrative use and/or lost in oral translation somewhere along the way.
J'aime la France
liberals like you are the reason everything has gone to shit
So Sicilians are Arabs and North Italians are Germans ?
those who made france (and any culture) great respected the past but dwelled in the present, even when the times where hard. You'll achieve nothing with that attitude but preventing yourself from doing anything with your life.
Yes
there were both arab sicilians and non arab sicilians, same goes for germanics in northern and southern italy
The buttplug reflects the new found intellectual and artistic freedoms modern France enjoys as a result of it's great history.
Try this in another country and you would probably be attacked.
no one sees Napoleon as Italian regardless
Your country has literally zero accomplishments anyways, dumb mick.
Thin Lizzy
Stop using "liberal" to mean leftist.
if it makes you happy, good for you, it doesn't change reality
Judaism
Jow Forumstards like you will die miserable and alone, thrashing out against an uncaring world which refuses to distort itself to suit your delusions of grandeur. Nothing you or people who think like you have ever nor will ever achieve anything but remain as a footnote cleaning up the crumbs spilled by the peanut gallery. Failures even among those he considers failures; shadows desperately trying to claim credit for sunlight.
doesn't make me particularly happy or sad, Corsicans objectively aren't Italians, and in the context of the French Revolution and the wars that followed, Napoleon was a Frenchman
>poltards
>all this projecting
>What went wrong ?
they aren't italians anymore, but at the time they were as italian as people from Liguria or Veneto
god i hate the french
fucking cringe
you're all embarassing
>France gave birth to nations in the blood (Germany, Austria, Italy, Belgium, USA and many others)
fucking hate this meme
The core of the Frankish Empire was right in between Germany, France and the Benelux. The West is only called Francia because it was the only one left to be called that way since the Middle and the East were reunited in the Holy Roman Empire. That doesn't mean the West has all the merit in Frankish history just because we kept the name you stupid brainlet.
And we didn't create the USA, we only helped them get independence.
>France is one of the few countries to have fought alone against many coalitions
not so much an exploit considering we made up a fourth of the whole continent's population
>French was the universal language for 500 years
still wasn't as big as Latin in Antiquity up to the High Middle Ages or English since WW2
>And now, pic related
An artwork from an American that was taken down in outrage the night following its installation? What does it have to do with French military history exactly?
imagine writing this
France pretty much created the world, directly or indirectly
yes and you have a 30cm penis
h-how did you know?
You don't actually take this map seriously, do you?
Who gives a fuck about what I think? the most important thing here is that many people take it seriously enough to be triggered.
Jealousy maybe
patrician post
Based and truepilled
Based
>What went wrong?
remember when in the 80's the French government offered free money and shit for couples who had 3 or more kids because the french pop was getting old very fast? remember when the muslishits took advantage of it and sunk your welfare in a decade?
well... that...
Fuck off.
>What went wrong?
1968
>muuuuh i come on le 4channel to trigger people it's le so fuuny