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>Proceed to break first man's arm
>Put pressure on wound
>Back away and improvise a weapon while calling for help

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Guys don't worry. I got this, I'm trained in the art of Brazilian jiu-jitsu. Just make a ring for me and get him to wear his gi and someone ref.

Things are moving fast, lads. Daresay I've found my calling. Shan't stay at this toilhouse for long!

heh, you wanna go? I'm trained in Blowjob Job faggot, I'll make mincemeat outta you, come at me dickwad come a-
WOAH hey not li
S-STOP
NO
you're not supposed to come at me like th
FUCK
STOP

well trained in the art of Brazilian fag stubbing
better not mess with me or you’ll end up with a cigarette stubbed out somewhere on your person pronto

Tim is unironically based and redpilled
Laying into the racist pakis who are abusing him
Class act are tim

I'm literally called The Red Cyclone around parts of wakefield.

so was your mum before she went through the change

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>Half chat
>A more derogatory version of half caste used to describe people of mixed race. Made more offensive maybe by the implied casually dismissive nature of the phrase. Often pronounced arf chat.

>Regionally popular in the UK (South Eastern England among older people and possibly a phrase coined by soldiers during the British colonial occupation of India in the 19th century.
>“Ooh… what a beautiful baby. Shame she looks a bit half chat though. Who's the father?”

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alright, you're so stupid you're actually kind of starting to piss me off

I know the difference between a real fight and rolling on the mat

also
>implying I go to bars alone
>implying I don't have at least 4 different friends with me
>implying I don't usually hang out with guys from my boxing gym or BJJ dojo who also know how to box or grapple
>implying I would ever be outnumbered if it ever came to a bar fight

I've rolled with guys who were untrained but thought they could win because they were bigger and heavier. Every single time, I end up pinning them and going for the armbar. Every time they always do that "haha, nice one, but you could have done blah blah blah to make it smoother". You're one of those guys. The ones I blatantly BTFO on the mat, but their egos are too big to admit they got defeated, so they sugar coat my victory by bullshitting about this and that.

HE-HE SHAMOWWW *grabs groin*

if you train in clothes then you have an advantage fighting in clothes
if you’re enough of a retard to only do one of boxing/bjj/judo you deserve everything you get

POO IN LONDON

wait hang on wait wait
just let me
let me grab your l
mate STOP
WAIT just LET M
FUCK OFF OW

I'm trained in the art of avoiding chav-y shit holes where fights happen.

>alright, you're so stupid you're actually kind of starting to piss me off
>
>I know the difference between a real fight and rolling on the mat
>
>also
>>implying I go to bars alone
>>implying I don't have at least 4 different friends with me
>>implying I don't usually hang out with guys from my boxing gym or BJJ dojo who also know how to box or grapple
>>implying I would ever be outnumbered if it ever came to a bar fight
>
>I've rolled with guys who were untrained but thought they could win because they were bigger and heavier. Every single time, I end up pinning them and going for the armbar. Every time they always do that "haha, nice one, but you could have done blah blah blah to make it smoother". You're one of those guys. The ones I blatantly BTFO on the mat, but their egos are too big to admit they got defeated, so they sugar coat my victory by bullshitting about this and that.

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Hello rubber lipped brown monkey

>getting hatted by an anime nonce
oof

Hello my adolescent friend.

>alright, you're so stupid you're actually kind of starting to piss me off

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>oof

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You sound like a poor man’s yank Begbie

>alright, you're so stupid you're actually kind of starting to piss me off

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haha

would fuck her and then sleep on her tits

Car crash of a thread
Laterz
*glides away on my heelies*

baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo baby shark mommy shark do do do do-do-do-do mommy shark

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man what a time the early 90´s were. The beginning of the electronic music revolution. anarchy, love and ecstasy on the dancefloor. track and vid capture the soul of this time very well!

Come down to wakey and I'll stomp on your neck you fat yank twat. Sure you've never lost a pub fight in the states because they're all too busy drinking ponsy martinis you poof.

>"I'm friends with all the boys because it's just less DRAMA"

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>alright, you're so stupid you're actually kind of starting to piss me off
>
>I know the difference between a real fight and rolling on the mat
>
>also
>>implying I go to bars alone
>>implying I don't have at least 4 different friends with me
>>implying I don't usually hang out with guys from my boxing gym or BJJ dojo who also know how to box or grapple
>>implying I would ever be outnumbered if it ever came to a bar fight
>
>I've rolled with guys who were untrained but thought they could win because they were bigger and heavier. Every single time, I end up pinning them and going for the armbar. Every time they always do that "haha, nice one, but you could have done blah blah blah to make it smoother". You're one of those guys. The ones I blatantly BTFO on the mat, but their egos are too big to admit they got defeated, so they sugar coat my victory by bullshitting about this and that.

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peng arse

Listening to Althea and Donna

alright, you're so stupid you're actually kind of starting to piss me off

hello

Cracks me up it does.. """"anarchy""""""

When us Westerners """""rebel"""" it's apparently the Sex Pistols and 90s rave music and taking ecstasy and doing dancing like a pillock.

When Middle Easterners rebel it's ISIS, it's Boko Haram, it's rebel groups that fight to the death

Brainwashing signal in this song, luckily I've trained myself to pick up subliminal project mornach strategies

Uptown Top Ranking I assume, that was originally recorded as a joke.

*gets you in an armbar*
Not so cocky now, are you?

>12:34:57
unlucky

Do I look like I care

Face? Bovvered?

Corrrrrrrrrrrrr

What

I've no idea.

*shoves my bollocks in your mouth*
Not so cocky now, are you?

just had a wank and now i dont want a gf again
love wanks

sheed

one second too late for the daily 12:34:56 get

We Gaels are trained from birth in the art of Celtic fisticuffs

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haha classic

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t. Nigger
Don't care faggot

*is beaten into paste*

(((They)))'ve won

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UTI been flaring up again recently lads. Haven't wee'd since yesterday for fear of it

t. curry nigger

good dabbing form for a girl tbqh

t. Potato nigger and black nigger

What did I say that's false

It's a fucking joke

ah to be fair when you're hungry you just need to get something into ye

Poor lad. You have to feel sorry for him. Stooping to eating from greggs.

RIP her hairline

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Back in the fatherland mikey?

>it’s rebel groups that fight to the death
that’s yank BJJ practitioners sweetie

>u wat broooo!?

loving the posts today, really funny

This is thin privilege

went sicko mode in the club last night and the bouncers hopped me

Whoa watch out, he's seconds away from getting that guy in a leglock.

>N word and F word
ooo your ‘ard

Ok whatever that means bro sure thing bro yeahbro

fuckoff

incels still reeling from valentines

Love reggae and dub lads
The one thing that niggers got absolutely spot on

sheed's feed and seed
formerly rorke's

my neighbour's pet nigger bit me when I was a kid so I've been scared of them ever since

steal a horse and a sword and you could take over a village, even these days in Europe I'd say.

woopsie daisies

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Fuck off, man. I won't tell you again. Get in your gi, get on the mat, or get the fuck outta here.

Is Scotland basically "land of the little fat lesbian hobbits"?

whats your dj name lads

oof that's gonna smart in the morning

DJ Richard Sorbet

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Horrid deaf moron
No you couldn't
Fuck off