Tfw you will never be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed western european chad

>tfw you will never be a tall, blonde, blue-eyed western european chad

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That would be a northern european chad.
Western europeans are mutts, some are tall some are manlets, some have blue eyes some have brown or green eyes. Some are blond some are brown haired. They're always very pale though

>western european
>tall, blonde, blue-eyed
pick one

>tall, blonde, blue-eyed
>western european

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in my defense when you're in the very east end of europe everything else seems western to you but yeah, i guess i meant north european

Why would you want that: few people I know with those treats are all sick in the head, unironically

>tfw ywn have hair as black as night and eyes as rich and dark as fertile earth
>tfw you will always have piss coloured hair and sickly looking blue eyes
WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN A MEDITERRANEAN DEMIGOD WHAT DID I DO WRONG IN A PREVIOUS LIFE???

>ywn have a thicc Bulgarian manlet bf

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close enough

Bulgars refer to themselves as Eastern Europeans
Even 23andme puts them into Balkans though

HAHAHA FEELSGOODMAN

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>imblying ahmed would think youre "med" if you had brown eyes and hair like nigel farage
>imblying you wouldnt be a whiteboy either way

well it is eastern. it maybe southeastern but it's still eastern. we mean geographically when we say that and saying eastern is easier than southeastern

It is Eastern in the same way Spain is Western

yeah, exactly. i had actually typed that out but i deleted it

I hate being a Balkan nigger

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>He thinks blonde hair on a man is desirable
Ohnononononono

Blonde hair is feminine. A man with blonde hair just looks homosexual. All the gay men I knew always died their hair blonde on purpose for this reason.

>Muh blue eyes
Slavic countries also have a high % of people with blue eyes. Isn't the country with the highest prevalence of blue eyes Estonia?(89% prevalence). Poland has the same percentage of blue eyes as Germany for Example. Similar story in Moscow region of Russia.

>Tall
The tallest people in Europe are Balkan people, specifically from the Dinaric Alps. They are taller even than Scandinavians.

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True however it's still much more desirable than thick hair

Asian girls like blonde hair though.

>tfw tall blonde green eyed amerimutt

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lol

>Western Europe
>Chad

lul

russian men are ugly because of finno ugrik genes

Cope

Speak for yourself, finngoloid, I'm handsome 185cm tall Chad with 19cm dick, ready to put it up your asshole.

u must be look like mongol

MEGA cope

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