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i want to be a united states citizen today edition

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huh!

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Joe Root is /ourguy/

I’m so alone

bombay mix

Can't decide what to see in the cinema

well, now I've got to go join my housemates for the evening

no more /brit/ posting for me my lad

>2019
>tim posting
Sad!

These threads are pure autism

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Roma is a dishonest biographical film from a dishonest director.

those mexican directors should be known as the dishonest amigos

deadmines used to be so epic, back in the day when it was actually challenging and you had to assemble your group manually and get there by yourself

your life flash before your eyes in a hail of bullets

you have us :)

phone post and take pics for the lads at home

Stretch marks on chebs should be a crime

this is moonie

feel free to give her a nice pat on the head

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gonna get my darknet order delivered to work

Good boy + cutepilled.

*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est

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I'M A FREAK
I'M A WEIRDO

So should Yank using the word "chebs".

just wanna die honestly

Thought it was an excellent film

Oh my days

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Interesting build.

what you ordering?

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dumb crossposter

they already think I'm weird desu


though I do mog each an every one of them so could get away with it

any community psychiatric nurse man in

chubs

as you can see I'm a total YT hipster haha

post yours
all in aid of completely unscientific reasons and unworthy causes

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atilla the hen was a war villian

unironically get a dog la

Just gave my favourite streamer £40 and he mispronounced my name. Not a good start to a friday night.

Just became aware of british actress, presenter and, absolute piece of ass Jameela Jamil. Not sure I follow you with the 'pakis out' line of thought anymore dawgs

shitty rat dog. bet it barks constantly

>that first raid with your older brother and his mates

This

Even our cats have guns.

Say hi to Luna.

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based

dishonestly contrived to pull in pseuds at award season

Corrr

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Kek BTFO

Don’t see what was dishonest about it

Wtf I swear I posted about her before seeing your post (watching the good place now). Must be syncronicity that I should jerk off to her.

oi lads whens the super bowl

What we all drinking alone tonight then

*hoofs it off the crossbar*

there are people in /brit/ whom'st think brown eyes are superior

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Reminds me of that time I gave Belle Delphine 1000 USD and she missed my superchat question which was to say happy birthday to me

Ok literal boomers.

Thoughts on wanking Al? Good or bad?

That's what you get for being so tight

I bet you can't guess where I have crossposted this

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human beings invented cows

This is true.

Stick to wogball, handegg is trash.

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I would be one of them

this

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The danger is is the AI becomes too good at wanking and we begin to go for that over sex, eventually leading to declining birth rates

AI wanking could wipe us all out

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he literally embellished his own backstory to make it award worthy

“What’s your favourite kind of Muslim?”

Sheeeeeite

Neutral albeit it can kill your motivation to go and get laid.

playing Hitman (2016) season 1 lads

Kek

lonedrinking-shaming is truly the single greatest injustice of our time

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Hahaha very clever you’re a clever boy aren’t you

This man is a nonce

It’s a fictional story user

Not like we're having kids now anyway is it?

nah she only ever barks when she feels threatened, otherwise she's pretty skiddish due to having been a stray+likely abused by her previous owner(s)

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Free with PS Plus?

MY KINGDOM MY KINGDOM FOR A GF

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just redpilled the singaporean gf on black crime statistics

Knightly is leagues more attractive, brown eyes or not

nature is telling us we should have a smaller population

Intentionally getting blocked at home alone on a regular basis is always due to loneliness and depression. It just makes it worse lad, go text a mate or put the bottle down

it's based on his life

a lot of people make fun of men who suffer from premature ejaculation but I'll redpill you on why premature ejaculation is actually for alpha males

Yeah but it’s a fictional story

Just rattled a line of gear and now in the bath. This is some next level comfort. Might get the tunes on and dance in the bubbles xoxo

premature ejaculation just means you're a fertile guy with a lot of semen and pee in your ball sack. in a natural environment the men who came the fast got to have more kids and so women loved then but today we live in a society and women are selfish because they want pleasure during sex, thus they make fun of us virile premature ejaculators calling us slurs like minutemen or Flash Lightning

cans of cheap lager like every friday

unironically based AND redpilled

it's only semi autobiographical so he could contrive parts of it for the academy to wank over

if you are wearing a condom you can cum in it and keep going while pretending you haven't ejaculated that way you fool the woman

Yes it’s a semi-autobiographical fictional story
Not dishonest in the slightest

any woman who makes any kind of snide remark about you concerning sex should be immediately binned as she has no respect for you or your relationship
don't waste your time with mean bitches

I heard dave was here

just don't hook up with a girl who is likely to bully you.

shut the fuck up

I don't get locked I just have a few cans to get a buzz going

to be honest

this post is jam packed full of virginal freakoid misconceptions

Ever had a post that sounds quite good in your head, then you type it out and think actually that turned out a bit shit