i want to be a united states citizen today edition
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huh!
Joe Root is /ourguy/
I’m so alone
bombay mix
Can't decide what to see in the cinema
well, now I've got to go join my housemates for the evening
no more /brit/ posting for me my lad
>2019
>tim posting
Sad!
These threads are pure autism
Roma is a dishonest biographical film from a dishonest director.
those mexican directors should be known as the dishonest amigos
deadmines used to be so epic, back in the day when it was actually challenging and you had to assemble your group manually and get there by yourself
your life flash before your eyes in a hail of bullets
you have us :)
phone post and take pics for the lads at home
Stretch marks on chebs should be a crime
this is moonie
feel free to give her a nice pat on the head
gonna get my darknet order delivered to work
Good boy + cutepilled.
*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est
I'M A FREAK
I'M A WEIRDO
So should Yank using the word "chebs".
just wanna die honestly
Thought it was an excellent film
Oh my days
Interesting build.
what you ordering?
dumb crossposter
they already think I'm weird desu
though I do mog each an every one of them so could get away with it
any community psychiatric nurse man in
chubs
as you can see I'm a total YT hipster haha
post yours
all in aid of completely unscientific reasons and unworthy causes
atilla the hen was a war villian
unironically get a dog la
Just gave my favourite streamer £40 and he mispronounced my name. Not a good start to a friday night.
Just became aware of british actress, presenter and, absolute piece of ass Jameela Jamil. Not sure I follow you with the 'pakis out' line of thought anymore dawgs
shitty rat dog. bet it barks constantly
>that first raid with your older brother and his mates
This
Even our cats have guns.
Say hi to Luna.
based
dishonestly contrived to pull in pseuds at award season
Corrr
Kek BTFO
Don’t see what was dishonest about it
Wtf I swear I posted about her before seeing your post (watching the good place now). Must be syncronicity that I should jerk off to her.
oi lads whens the super bowl
What we all drinking alone tonight then
*hoofs it off the crossbar*
there are people in /brit/ whom'st think brown eyes are superior
Reminds me of that time I gave Belle Delphine 1000 USD and she missed my superchat question which was to say happy birthday to me
Ok literal boomers.
Thoughts on wanking Al? Good or bad?
That's what you get for being so tight
I bet you can't guess where I have crossposted this
human beings invented cows
This is true.
Stick to wogball, handegg is trash.
I would be one of them
this
The danger is is the AI becomes too good at wanking and we begin to go for that over sex, eventually leading to declining birth rates
AI wanking could wipe us all out
he literally embellished his own backstory to make it award worthy
“What’s your favourite kind of Muslim?”
Sheeeeeite
Neutral albeit it can kill your motivation to go and get laid.
playing Hitman (2016) season 1 lads
Kek
lonedrinking-shaming is truly the single greatest injustice of our time
Hahaha very clever you’re a clever boy aren’t you
This man is a nonce
It’s a fictional story user
Not like we're having kids now anyway is it?
nah she only ever barks when she feels threatened, otherwise she's pretty skiddish due to having been a stray+likely abused by her previous owner(s)
Free with PS Plus?
MY KINGDOM MY KINGDOM FOR A GF
just redpilled the singaporean gf on black crime statistics
Knightly is leagues more attractive, brown eyes or not
nature is telling us we should have a smaller population
Intentionally getting blocked at home alone on a regular basis is always due to loneliness and depression. It just makes it worse lad, go text a mate or put the bottle down
it's based on his life
a lot of people make fun of men who suffer from premature ejaculation but I'll redpill you on why premature ejaculation is actually for alpha males
Yeah but it’s a fictional story
Just rattled a line of gear and now in the bath. This is some next level comfort. Might get the tunes on and dance in the bubbles xoxo
premature ejaculation just means you're a fertile guy with a lot of semen and pee in your ball sack. in a natural environment the men who came the fast got to have more kids and so women loved then but today we live in a society and women are selfish because they want pleasure during sex, thus they make fun of us virile premature ejaculators calling us slurs like minutemen or Flash Lightning
cans of cheap lager like every friday
unironically based AND redpilled
it's only semi autobiographical so he could contrive parts of it for the academy to wank over
if you are wearing a condom you can cum in it and keep going while pretending you haven't ejaculated that way you fool the woman
Yes it’s a semi-autobiographical fictional story
Not dishonest in the slightest
any woman who makes any kind of snide remark about you concerning sex should be immediately binned as she has no respect for you or your relationship
don't waste your time with mean bitches
I heard dave was here
just don't hook up with a girl who is likely to bully you.
shut the fuck up
I don't get locked I just have a few cans to get a buzz going
to be honest
this post is jam packed full of virginal freakoid misconceptions
Ever had a post that sounds quite good in your head, then you type it out and think actually that turned out a bit shit