The virgin canadian moose vs The Chad Norwegian Moose!

what the fuck kind of question is this?

Draw tourists

Moose will be 500 square meters, 45 meters up and will house a restaurant, conference center, museum and concert hall

but how big will its cock be?

t. female moose currently sleeping only with Norwegian Chad moose

>hey honey lets travel to sweden to see a giant moose

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We need to build a bigger moose, Leafs. He should be made out of solid bronze and be called MegaMac.

>he doesn't know about the German obsession with mooses

You are missing out on some serious revenue my fat friend.

The Canadian moose looks like it's made of clay by a downs syndrome child. The Norwegian moose on the other hand - AESTHETIC

I don't like mooses

cjme.com/2019/02/15/no-way-norway-moose-jaw-mayor-says-no-to-moose-truce/
Your days are numbered, Norway.

you just dont understand what its like in northern europe

I really want to ride on that chromium elk

shiny and chrome to the gates of valhalla my friend

IF you ever build it, it will be the end of all moose. He will annihilate all.

Don't worry master I will burn it down for you

t. Jämtland

No, because the mayor here has agreed that if Canada tries anything we will build a 20m gold moose.

This will be burned down by muslims.

Good! Together (as we should) we will destroy all competition.

How can other /scandi/s even compete?

We're doomed to a constant cycle of one-upping each other's mooses.
Eventually we'll have to start melting down all those giant Buddhas and re casting them into mooses.

how are they going to make it bigger? do you think they'll just keep making bigger hats for each moose until their heads come off?

It's not even real yet. Lmao, call us when it's actually there. Then we will start worrying.

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Yes, well at least at some point we will beat the future Swedish monster moose if we continue.

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Left
>Quaint
>Adorable
>Symbol of simple and close-knit community

Right
>Chromed out nigger moose
>Gaudy
>Sign of excess and lack of humility

how many dick are you gonna suck today?

> Fast forward to 2030: 16% of GDP goes on moose construction

People unironically stop across small towns with retarded shit ALL THE TIME. It's basically an icon of your Midwest, it's a road trip staple. Stop by the middle of nowhere diner and see the worlds biggest baseball, worlds biggest ball of elastics, worlds biggest fork, etc

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_roadside_attractions

Hats and antlers I suppose. Unless they just keep making the legs longer and leaving the bodies the same.

>All men above the age of 16 are drafted for two years of mandatory service in a foundry melting down steel for the inevitable moose additions

truth. australia is fucking full of weird massive shit for just that reason.
usually its small towners who make them and usually its small towners who go see them, it is its own ecosystem

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Is it true that urinating in public in the US can put you on the sex offenders list?

>whats the point of building a giant moose statue

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Looks like the moose you kill in Far Cry 5

*blocks your path*

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This made me smile.

>It's not even real yet. Lmao, call us when it's actually there. Then we will start worrying.
Why do white people do this?

>not caring about your nation's representative moose statue
Never gonna make it

complete loser

MOOSEFIGHT!