30 year old cope

how can i cope of actually being 30 year old?

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imagine being 40

Cope? Just go outside in your garden and take a cold one with the boys. Celebrate your last down payment on your suburban home while watching the zoomers cut your lawn. Enjoy it.

just got my 2nd dui and destroyed my new acura kid on the way

Im 34. Work out daily. Get literally hit on by 18yo chicks. I dont say retarded boomer shit like "lookin good ladies" i dont need gay pickup lines. Literally just lift weights and evrything else will follow.

and a shitload of link

If you're a male that means you're entering you're golden decade. Enjoy being a real adult now.

>34 YP BOOMER
>TRUSTABLE

pick only one

yikes.

Just lift my dude. Not sure how else to explain it to you. You can be 45 and as long as your in great shape you can get tail. Dont beleive me? Just look at mark wahlburg.

I lift and I'm 25
18 y/o girls are in high school
How could you just meet them
they have a 8-4 routine
they go out in teens clubs
they use tinder and instagram just for the fame

>cope of
just think about how you got probably the last ounce of relatively decent education your americuck country could provide you

They have jobs and shit. I meet them in places like grocery stores walmart pharmacies. Thy are literally just standing around in there waiting for a daddy. The thibg about young girls is they dont actually want young guys. Young guys arent daddy enough. You have to advance in life a bit. Get some sand in your gut. Then it happens.

im almost 44

here's wisdom, 30s will make or break you for the rest of your life. spend the time getting swole, smart, and savvy and you can maintain your mind and body until you die

or, just accumulate damage and by 40s you will be physiologically underwater and struggle for the next decades until your early Demise

By being successful now. I'm 34. And I've sucked at life for a long time. I don't want to turn 40and feel like shit. I'll tell you a little story user. When I turned 32 I was depressed as shit. Realized I was getting older and still being shitty. So I made some changes. Now I have no debt. And well in my way to saving down payment to buy a house. I'm going to make it. My version of making it is in sight. You don't need to be worth millions and driving Lambos. We won't all make it there. But we will all "make it" one way or another. Find your way

I see
they are prostitutes and you think it's because you lift that they want to meet you..

Many 65 y/o boomers like you in SEAsia
stay delusional faggot

Really don't even lift weights, just get a pull-up bar that you can set up in your door frame. Also do exercises to give you abs. Sit-ups are overrated and suck, there are easier exercises. Girls love a toned chest and abs. Even a shy guy, girls have approached me.

Pushups and planks. Pull ups will give you shoulders. Barbell curls will give you massive biceps and forearms too.

That's actually inspiring

t. 27 year old boomer

What is it with you little retards? Are you seriously compairing a 60yo to a 30yo? Ill be so glad when you little boybutts go back to school and take your 30yoboomer forced memes with you.

my gf is 24 doesnt work hasn't for the last 2 years am i gonna make it

Gee I wish I was 34


T.24 y.o

How can i pack on mass on my forehead to look intelligent?

A movie star got laid? SHOCKING!!!

Im 25 and I have a net worth of 250k$ from cryptos whereas my parents were poor af and I joined army at 18

Girls you talk about are just suggar baby, they dont hit on you because you lift but because, in their apes head, they think a 30 yo boomer has a better income than a guy their age

Read literature

Put away childish things and you'll be just fine past 30

> lifting will solve your problems

I did the whole Jow Forums thing when I was 23-25, benched 300, deadlifted 550, dated about 50 girls, got a live-in gf ie. unlimited pussy/cuddlling for years, and we're still together. It was luck that I found this girl, her and her friend were on Tinder as 'a joke' and I happened to text after the friend went home.

So yes, lifting [and Tren] definitely seems to be a stage in the process of curing autism. But I look back on those years and cringe at how socially oblivious I was.

> be 27 (now)
> pregnancy scare woke me up
> hacked my credit score up to 750
> quit UPS in a most fashionable manner
> went back to self-employment, now making $1500/wk working about 50 hours sitting on my ass
> most of my income is tax deductible
> investing half my income into logistics due to my insider experience
> intend to mortgage out a mobile home in 1 year, travel across the country for 2-4 years as I can work anywhere, then mortgage out a 5 family home, live in one unit while renting out the rest

You're 30. Don't cope with it. You shouldn't even ask how to 'cope' with it. Change your life. Break the law if you have to. Get a hustle. If you're asking how to 'cope' with being 30, anything is better than your current path. You're far too young to slowly rot away.

My parents were poor af as well but I used my pentium IV my Dad stole from work in 2001 to make six figures in 2008. Then I made the mistake of buying everyone in the family brand new Alienwares. Like how you brag about your quarter-mil; I made the same mistake of being envious of better hardware. Now I know it's necessity that fosters innovation and character.

Most girls don't care about money. Girlfriends do. Girls are attracted to older men for a variety of reasons. Being 27 used to mean you're strong and survived wars. It generally means you're resourceful, learned, and experienced. Physical attractiveness doesn't start deteriorating yet as well.

money

i just pretended i turned 30 when i turned 29, turned 30 this year and i feel great. right now i'm trying to decide between a smoking hot kinky 44 year old and a sweet, pretty, innocent 22 year old. 30 is a great time to be alive. Possibly the best. Only roasties feel bad about being 30.

>he's 30 years old and not even a boomer yet
embrace it my man

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I'm a 29yo Boomer and scared I'll always stay depressed and lonely desu. Show me your ways senpai

become a 50 year old

shut up faggot

Fuck off faggot nigger

>Tren
You are a fucking moron. Test is relatively harmless but there is no reason to take tren if you aren't making money off your body. Your bench and deadlift are attainable natural as well you are just a stupid cunt who needed instant gratification because you started lifting too late in life.

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