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fuck off mummy freak

I have heard hand egg is catching traction in the kingdom some is this true rorke?

you are out of your mind

There's an abandoned scooter just sitting in the train...

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that said im not a rake anymore, far from it infact, yet have retained the mindset of the skinling and just cant be arsed stuffing myself all day to become obese

is the idea of eating less calories a foreign concept to you? just stop having burgers and cake every day, you dont need to buy anything different

Stop with all these hot slags, it fuels my lust for a british girlfriend, and I will never get one because I don't live there.

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watching qpr watford repeat on bt sport the dog headbutts me bollocks

I own a TB12 Jersey but I don't really know anyone else who watches it

Present

Mister Gees does experiment at times, but
A) they only serve ONE burger any given week
B) it's often some boring shit like cheeseboogie or the often-unbalanced truffle

A truck simply cannot provide the range and consistency of an establishment

How can I tell this girl I'm only interested in sex

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the truffle burger with added bacon is an incredible delight and simply put you are a mong

you have a scarabaeiform body

youtube.com/watch?v=yG8hutI1IG0

Yeah well you can eat it all you want Turt or whoever noname you are

You sucky sucky 5 dollar

tell her

The logic really isn't penetrating your thick skull is it?

Ah yes but it's how you say it

am what the kids would call "one thicc bih"

he no like haha

Suh cuz

no I can't because they moved the truck from haberfield to rhodes so I can no longer ubereats it

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i they call it tuh bih

"strewth sheila, i'm only interested in sex"

browsing reddit cause I'm just the type of lad that browses reddit

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“Just looking to get my willy wet love, so don’t go getting attached. Capiche?”

"only interested in willy in fanny me"

Mad how the Prince of Monaco is half yank.
Mad how Megan Markle married into aristocracy as a peasant.
How do so many Yank women manage to marry into aristocracy?

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Ching wang bong let me get in your thong
Hung sow pad introduce me to your dad
Ask her for her gutter oil recipe

fuck going to the carboniferous period with all these giant insects
miss me w/ that shit

>Giant insects
The Japs?

fat pricks daily intake: cereal, banana, 2 packs of doritos, chocolate, sausage roll, sandwiches, 2 litres of coke, takeaway for dinner, bit of cake

theoretical new diet: cereal, banana, sandwiches, takeaway

how is that more expensive?

Your mother after she found out you slept with me. Why did you tell her?

there’s something so fittingly, idiotically Irish about the fact that this ‘people’ have less of a genetic Celtic inheritance than Haitians a French one but decided to make that a mainstay of their Biafra-grade romantic nationalism

>miss me w/ that shit

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benjamin the black bastard

unitoil in a week

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you could make a fatty bum bum diet for much cheaper than that

*puts my bollocks on the table*

yeah but the point is you dont need to get different healthy ingredients that might cost more, you just need to buy less of what you currently buy

you don't know the meaning of toil

*"accidentally" spills the coffee pot all over the table*

lol anyone got the webm of the jiggaboo with lip plates trying to have a drink

A properly balanced diet requires fresh fruit and vegetables, which are factually more expensive in both time and money to factor into a diet. This is part of why obesity is mostly endemic amongst the poorest.

might nip down local place for one of their famed bacon sangers

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stop being fat you dont look hot

>2,500 calories a day to maintain weight

seems an awful lot 2bh. thats 3 big pizzas and I'm pretty sure you'd get fat quick if you started eating 3 large pizzas a day

DOES anyone have that webm of the bent in half retarded woman trying to walk around? always wondered

>balanced diet
you can worry about that once youre no longer a disgusting blob
youve got an idiotic brain and autism or something and youre ghastly

call one stocky, gnomishly so

...

>3 big pizzas

you what? a large dominos is 2600 alone

watching a television programme tḇh

what program?

programme

alri boomer

in what world is a large pizza 800 calories

most 'large' frozen pizzas (designed for standard domestic ovens) are ~800-900 cals

a large dominos usually comes with a shitload of sides that bulk up the overall calorie count

Imagine being accosted by a group of drunk women and they force you to fuck them, wouldn't that be horrible? Haha

absolutely insane how small my bollocks are

like smartprice grapes

ok nerd

youtube.com/watch?v=ViIiIiRzpxk

adore pornography

just called up some old git because I was trying to buy some used weights from gumtree and he had a go at me for calling ‘so early’
lazy fucking boomers I swear down

Sister told me "it's really admirable that you keep dating despite everything :)"

dont wanna live

Eating fried chicken

what did you respond?

You might be convinced to the bone that it's true but casual sex really doesn't match up to wanking

>depression

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The bankers the bonuses

sucking a golf ball

youtube.com/watch?v=d765UC8gesk

"Yeah thanks"
She didn't mean it in a snarky way, but my relationship history really has been astoundingly unsuccessful

Yeah not with the munters youve been shagging

it's only 2500 if you're a literal 6'2 200+lb cardio 5 times a day active weightlifter

For your average male it's more like 1800 or so, people overestimate their calorific needs, what's more important is macronutrients

Now that the dust has settled... was pizzagate legit?

send us a pair of your sister's knickers x

The scran

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You cum and then what, you've got to get rid of this person who's gone from desirable to an impediment. It's a big roundabout, expensive form of wanking

>what's more important is macronutrients

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Thank you for your service

Just wanna do drugs all day

Scromit

should have put her back in her place
like it's admirable you keep living despite your face

it's really admirable that you keep going out on the pull despite everything :)

Anger begets anger Louis Mon Amie x

don't you fucking dare hat me again you fool

Yeah mental mate
*turns and talks with someone else*

The chunks of blood are a great touch

this is patently untrue

I maintain weight on 3100kcal lifting 4 times a week

t. 6'2", 185lbs