/smg/ stock market general

"snake? he died on that tanker two years ago" edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service


> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005 commission per share (minimum $1 per trade). $10k minimum to open. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance/stock-and-bonds

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

old bread

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Still waiting for my robinhood account to be approved...

do they think im a fucking terrorist or something?

3rd for ratsu chan

anyone predicting a bear market end of year?

HMNY $2.50

ah yes

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I’m predicting bear on goog, fb, TWTR

Tomorrow is the day of reckoning. Will green prevail?

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me too lad
short oil and treasuries and long memes.
dunno why id ever bother w anything else?

this would drag the entire market into bear territory because of how heavily they are weighted in the indices

You probably just have a shitty bank

Oh shit I just noticed I placed my starting funds to $10 instead of $100.

They put me at the end of the last list for fucking sure. My trading career its over before it even began.

You'll fit right in here.

IMGN is going to raise 5-8 percent within the week. Sell out if it drops under 11.50, it's cyclic. I'm giving you anons free cash. Buy the 12 dollar call and wait until 11.50 and cash out, I don't think it's going to go near 12 because of hungry Jew investors seeking to cash a growing stock, every time it approaches their cycle so (((THEY))) can get constant profits every cycle. The difference is that we know of their tricks.

How high is drus gonna go?

You are probably correct.

>thinking that they don't know you know

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how so?

Fuck it I'll bite. $12 calls are cheap as fuck, probably because you are the one writing them. I'll take the bait.

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Why is /smg/ so lazy when making new threads, kel most generals have people tripping over self to make

Tbh me have no idea how deal with this insurmountable debt, try not for think about it ;_;

Guess plan is just to be dead by time gotta pay up after years of jerking derp collectors around

Wow cute

Me am unironically master of lucid dreaming. Not want to get into /x/ territory but can lucid dream so well it borders on astral projection

Me stopped because am have been so far out there LITTERALLY started to be preyed on by ?????

Pretty sure its punishment because whenever lucid in the dreaming me slaughter /everything/ lay eyes on in unspeakably sadistic ways

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>HMNY
pfft hahahaha

I bought some 7/20 12 dollar calls without even looking into it. I love gambling!

Will you please astral project all over my face.

I'm just an user trying to help out my fellow Biznusmen. I lost hard when amazon crashed a few weeks ago, so I'm just trying to help anons scrape cash together with me.

dunno
they just got another military contract tho (or rather "howco" a subsidiary of theirs got it).
wallstreetnewscast.com/drus-0704/

i honestly could see it becoming a real company at some point. theyve dealt w a lot of their debt issues recently w all the splits, and seemed to have found a footing. volume has been steadily creeping in since may when i started avg into them

LCI making some gains today

I don't know why, but I trust you.

Anyone know when the HMNY reverse split is suppose to go into effect?

kek

So ultimately if you want to do long term, you basically wait till it goes down and average your costs then sell at 5 or 6? I mean I've read into the company, but would it be one of those where there would be a return if I hold it for like 2 years? That is if the economy dont crash and burn next year?

also, the share structure (tho heavily diluted from many r/s) is good. doesnt come across as anything thats gonna just disappear all of a sudden. theyre getting more opportunities every few months. my cost basis for them now is like 100 bucks lol so idc what they do anymore. its all money to me so long as we dont go back to .004/shr again

I trust him because of the color on his ID and the affable way he seems to be talking.

Good enough for me.

Based general

vote is in fall. if you hold till then i have no doubt it will moon.
>So ultimately if you want to do long term, you basically wait till it goes down and average your costs then sell at 5 or 6?
no thats what you do if youre swinging. 5 or 6 seems to be an area where its held down right now. watch it for a few days tho, its all over the place. could be entirely different tomorrow idk

Tire industry booming for some reason
GT
ML
CTB

They still haven't even had their meeting about it yet. Technically it's still just on the table, but yeah there's no way they won't approve it. Probably gonna happen at the end of the month.

>but would it be one of those where there would be a return if I hold it for like 2 years?
how would i know that?
i will say that im macro bullish on oil prices tho. that shit is going up for the next year (tho im short rn on it)
>That is if the economy dont crash and burn next year?
if the economy starts to fall apart then oil will REALLY moon

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>Me am unironically master of lucid dreaming. Not want to get into /x/ territory but can lucid dream so well it borders on astral projection
Yes I know that, when I was in Eng School I could perfectly control my dreams

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I'll let you guys know when to buy a put in their cycle too. I've gotten 100% profit on the puts, but I wouldn't buy a put that's not 12 dollars or 11 unless you'll take the risk of it not reaching strike price in time. We'll just wait and see to see when the cycle resets and if the risk is worth the reward.

fuck you burger, no Robinhood in islam europe :(

You ever try taking melatonin? I used to be able to induce psychedelic states while dreaming, full on acid flashbacks from my college days while asleep. I stopped doing it because it was too intense and I'd wake up in the mornings well rested but mentally exhausted.

LCI looking strong today, not sure if I should buy more now or wait for a little lower, it's really looking like it might take off soon

Much appreciated, the Jow Forums gods smile upon based anons.

oil starting to turn in the near term

>lucid dreams
the only dreams i ever have desu
the trick (for me) is really simple. you set an alarm right near where you are when youre sleeping, so that you dont have to move to turn it off. then you keep your eyes closed, and try not to move at all. if this happens after a full nights rest, youre brain will still be half asleep, and full of dream chems, and your body will be mostly still asleep as well. if that doesnt work, stagger a couple alarms 20 mins away from one another

the important thing is to "wake up", but not move at all, and drop RIGHT back into REM sleep

Thanks user, just wondering why would demand for oil moon if everything crashes? Is it like gold where it gets more expensive when there's a war going on??

you guys should invest in Etsy Stock, it's tripled in value in the matter of a year and continues to grow.

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Tire fires are back in style. Get that nice black smoke rolling in your backyard as a good "fuck you" to environmentalists.

runaway inflation generally as the economy starts shitting the bed

if we look at that chart now, we can see this same weird tandem movement of dollar and commodities

why the fuck are you talking like tarzan?

They sound like a great thing but in reality they are hell. Try working on 6 hours of that half sleep. It's horrible, can barely keep my eyes open.

He's a grugposter

do you got the one where the chick is the /x/-mascot?

She is talking like a cute 2d asian goddess that doesn't have a firm grasp on the english language. Only plebs in this thread don't appreciate it. You must be a bear.

sadly no though I know what you're talking about

Holy shit changing kneepad's voice in my head from a "cute" """girl""" doing baby talk to grug changes fucking everything

Now i'm changing it from a cute asian girl to a cute asian girl pretending to mimic tarzan's voice which is only making me more diamonds.

i never had that problem for some reason. though like i said, all my lucid dreams hapened AFTER id had a full REM cycle (this is the only way i can get into them). in ral time, they probably last 15 mins, but as far as i can tell, its sometimes hours or days

darn. i like that one
i wish my old comp didnt die before i could get all my shit off.

literal decade of chan shit on there, and a ton of music that i hadnt backed up

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I'm shorting oil for sure. DWT will make me rich

I'm not proud of myself user, but daddy likes what daddy likes.

Yea its mentally exhausting to go several days of stuff in your sleep in a short time period waking up every hour or two then get up to do a job that involves sitting down and moving your arm in a warm environment. Almost got fired the one day. Never again 3rd shift.

be ready for a bulltrap though
have some extra set aside to double down if we get a spike at some point

>Never again 3rd shift.
yea fuck that shit
my new prerogative is to work as little as possible and focus on giving myself as in depth a financial education as is possible on my own, w the resources that i have available

My job is easy and the market closes by the time I'm done setting up so I can pick what I want to sit on for the night. Not bad, wake up at 9 sleep at 1. $20 an hour and 2 hours of reading time a night. I read at work and watch the market during the day.

this just in
some mofo just bought 50 7 strike calls for WEAT, october expiry. that literally never happens. go wheat or go home

ive been buying up the 6s whenever i get a dip. i got 8 of em now

that being said, i think it will pullback at least one more time

>$20 an hour and 2 hours of reading time a night
thats not the worst thing in the world i guess
i always find it easier to get reading done when im reading to skeeve off doing actual work. its definitely harder to make time on your own for it

Can't believe people fell for 273 hope AGAIN
oh well triangle painted

Still think this bear flag however

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You have no money and are already making stupid mistakes. Welcome to the party

Somebody in last thread claimed bac and jpm are doubling their divs each year now. Anybody got a source on this?

Is everybody taking the week off or something? What is this shit volume?

Good Job on XXII user. 7% gains today i'm proud of you. Too bad I had to work and couldn't trade today.

I hate you BAC!

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my dad works for the fed he confirmed

Kneekeks its a bear Trap

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There are a weird group of people that take mutliple days off of work for the fourth. That is probably the explanation

can you tell him to pump out a couple hundred trillion into the supply so our metals can moon, and we can grab some easy shekels?

well it just goes to show you how stupid retail can be
look at the IV for USO calls mooning. those guys selling the calls are gonna stomp the shit out of them lol

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Half my crew took off. It's quite normal. If the push wasn't going so well they wouldn't have let them but were making twice as much for them as normal so they can fuck off.

sure thing bud, 1 trillion in QE 9 coming up

oh shit $tick just went hard sell. GET READY

If I'm understanding correctly, that $15 put would allow me to buy 100 shares of KR for 1500

What person would want to sell their shares at such a steep discount?

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uh, w-whats habbening

holiday week
its always like this
tho i do think something is coming desu
the VIX has been tightening up, and looks like its getting ready to pump or dump

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TFW bought more CCCR at 1.39 than I did XXII at 2.77

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You are selling it. Go to buy to see what people are selling for. It's a put that it will go down 10 and you'll buy at 28 to resell at 18.50

Should I mail them telling them I wanted to put more funds and that it was a mistake?

Uhh x.x
Still can but just not dare 2
Sucks that you kinda lost

Imo dreaming something only losers do when they life suck

Maybe one day will send Comfy recording voice so you can understood how talk

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15... I don't know why I said 18... But yea its totally worthless. You'll lose over $100 on each one.

Would really appreciate a dime. They are changing the name of the company and getting a new ticker. That should be a huge pump methinks.

I wouldn't worry about it, it'll clear when it clears. How long have you been waiting?

By the time your letter gets to them and they have a chance to respond, your account will likely be activated.

$1000 whats wrong with me today... So yea totally worthless. Worse then worthless.

>Maybe one day will send Comfy recording voice so you can understood how talk
This. I'm eager to call in as well.
Maybe I'll just vocaroo my stock shilling if I get too impatient.

I must've gotten shit mixed up then.
if I wanted to get steeply discounter shares, I would buy a call then.

What then, would possess a person to sell their shares at such a steep discount, other than a higher premium which is still significantly less than the value of the underlying

>a dime
i honestly dont think thats asking too much. this is one of the first times a pump on this stock has held in its entire existence as a publicly traded company. theres dumber drone memes out there that trade at a couple bucks a pop. sure they have much bigger Mcaps, but the small Mcap (as well as being down 90% YoY) is what makes DRUS so interesting to hold onto imo

where did you read about the ticker change? that usually implies that its going to get listed on a different exchange (which would be fucking HUGE if true)

If there is even a chance that you call into comfy's alleged live podcast, It needs to happen ASAP!!

If they can't afford to buy the actual shares. You'll find a few that you can make a few dollars off of if you buy but that's it.

Really I just want to buy lots of 100 of stocks so I can write more covered calls, and if I can save a few dollars buying deep ITM calls I wanna do it

I just don't know if there's any spooky hidden shit that's gonna fuck me six ways to sunday in doing so.

GBR 10 dollars EOY

/smg/ live conference call WHEN? I want to know what all my internet pseudofriends sound like!