Hey guys i was wondering if you could translate this?

hey guys i was wondering if you could translate this?

its from my girlfriend but i dont speak a lick of Japanese at all. im worried to ask her so i thought this would be the best bet

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btw my girlfriend is mtf trans, not sure if that matters

nice derail, cunt

AND SHE'S NOT A FUCKING TRAP

ム blank/white/clear
ラ Swine
サ (verb) to go back too/return
キ Place of origin/Home

that doesnt help...

Translated with my broken Japanese
>Owner gave me whiskey
>I was drinking, but don't give me a drink when I am not old enough (?)
>Do not make people's hand a microphone (what)
>But it's nice to tell love straight like that
>Btw, this photgraph is too much for his little childhood

I don't know what she meant
Or I translated it in a wrong way

the owner treated (gave) me a glass of whisky and i was holding a convo over it, but let me say, do not pass booze to an underage, do not hold my hand and compare it to a microphone. but it's amazing he could convey his love in such a direct way. btw the kid in the pic is my bf in his childhood, he's so cute omg owo

her Japanese comes off as surprisingly dumb

は?これ日本語なのか???
どんだけ馬鹿な彼女と付き合ってんだよ…(ToT)

>Her japanese is surprisingly dumb
well... she is 19. she really prefer speaking English over japanese

and to translate from my girlfriend to normal english: she refers her Landlord as her "Owner". maybe they dont have a term for Landlord in Japanese

thanks so much for translating my man
thank you for the effort, rare flag man

can you possibly translate this too? this is from Valentines day

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also please tell me this

she wants to give me her valentines gift on White Day because she sort of freaked out that the men give gifts on valentines day and not on white day in Australia

it was a box of chocolates and a rose

holy shit

WTF IS THIS…

something from my girlfriend's instagram story?

calm down

Your girlfriend's Japanese knowledge is all over the place

actually speaking of which, how the fuck are you Azerbaijani and you speak both English and roughly know Japanese?

Does your village see you as the village genius or something?

She says "I was out there riding dicks again and getting drunk lol and my cuck of a bf doesn't know lol"

>how the fuck are you Azerbaijani and you speak both English and roughly know Japanese?
I read books
You guys don't have it in Straya cunt?
>Does your village see you as the village genius or something?
Village joke ha ha ha very funny
Do you live in a desert or something?

shut the fuck up Achmed
Yes we have books.
>do i live in a desert
ehh worse, i live in a town where its surrounded by rainforests

>gf
A big Yikes from me normalfag

first part 'roses and chocolates and Japanese handbook(?) from the neighbours older bro / neighbourhood guy'
got a higher res image?

hey not my problem im gonna make it
i COULD show the entire screencap. i just rather NOT since it would obviously give off who's insta it is

Got roses, chocolate and a Japanese letter from oniisan in my neighborhood. After being treated to an expensive dinner and going to a mountain to see the night view, he took me to the ocean to look at the stars, he's really so nice. He opened the door every time I got on and off the car and pulled my chair back every time I sat down but I'm not used to that at all so my heart fluttered a little every time lol

This,white people go back to europe

MFW

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