/brit/ + /birt/

>Weatherpersons? The epitome of modern day fine dining
edition

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pass users still have 30 second cooldowns

First for niggers

I went to Wetherspoons for my birthday with a few mates, not into anything posh and it’s cheap as.

best pizza i ever had was in NYC

some of the worst i've had was in italy. funny isn't it

utterly fucked it lads
did some mad shit whilst off my nut on gear

>not into anything posh
scum

bit sad me

you haven't tried my local paki pizza

tell us what happened lad

sad act

Pizza express is pretty good

wtf?? this is theft

a man DM’d me warning me that someone is pretending to be me on tinder...I said ’looool mad’ and thanked him for bringing it to my attention (it’s me)

I’m just a regular Norfolk lad, the posh things don’t interest me

the lads and i all played it on pc because we were redpilled 14 year olds

Chads: natives of Sussex, Essex, Middlesex, and Wessex
Virgin freaks: natives of any other county

>Dream being DDOS'd
The utter state of the government

Middlesex lad me (not a paki or a 'jeet)

>what city
london
preferably north
nothing oriental please

>sex
hiihi

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going to a restaurant better than spoons does not limit you to 'posh places' fuck sake

fuck up you southern fairy

hastings BVLL

Thoughts on the girl on the right?

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hate japanese and chinese food
hate it

shake shack

>he doesn't have linguistic decoupling from americans
grim

dont know london sorry

>Negerlands

looks a bit jewish

cute and kinda jewy so that sets you up well in life

Deine schnauze im mein arsch hahaha

I mean for pubbing lad, if I’m going out to just eat (highly unlikely) I would go Chinese buffet, cosmos or maybe a Nando’s

do you know gareth barry

Sitting in the hair dressers and posting on /Brit/, mental what my life has come to lads

Jude entdeckt.

Seems like she's from a good family
Was a quiet kid
Probably visits Reddit or a site like it
Gets indignant about topics, very flustered even though she doesn't necessarily know why
Is apolitical, mostly
Good at keeping to plans and commitments

t. Phrenology expert

looks leb
crazy parents

of sussex and middlesex extraction but i live in Lancashire now
where does that put me?

prefer a grandpa pub than a chain for pints, me.

Any peng cities in the UK?

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stop bullying foreigners (particularly from northwestern europe)

yeh mate fought him in a spoons car park before

bath is pretty peng

No

Drake’s gonna go number one around the world with a 10yr old mixtape ain’t he?

Based
Britain cries out for qualified phrenologists

leeds

is calling a ladette peng considered insulting

Shit i meant Physiognomy

Milton Keynes

oh no, i really don't want to share a thread with all those /birt/ coons

Edinburgh

Bradford
Blackburn
Rotherham
Hull
Middlesbrough

Pengingham

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*Throws your bike into a canal*
Dutch is just drunk German!

pengdon

obnoxious

Having a Whetherspoons on your high street us like having a jam jar full of water at a BBQ. It keeps all the unwanted pests in one place.

birmingham would be a great city if it weren't for all the non whites

ugly nigger piece of shit

Given up on minecraft. Boring

But the drinks at Wetherspoons are cheaper than most places, here’s some off the app.

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is this turt's gf?

stop bullying me

Yes good goy

yeah and my aunt would be my uncle if she had balls

remember once when I was in france I slipped on the bog and the bidet when straight up my arse

no... Noo! NO! YOU WILL DIE!

Given up on life. Boring

no fuck you virgin weirdo freak

Turt doesn't have a gf, he's probably a gay in denial desu

carlings 2.90 in my local

I have never been to Asia.

Watched Pretty Baby the other night
Reckon I’m on a list now if I wasn’t already

Never had sex without paying for it desu

what's the point of manlets

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might ask mummy for a sausage sarnie

he does

We talk about kinder bueno a lot, but this chocolate is severely slept on

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shit, warm weather is on the rise again, please advise me some clothing that can mask my body.

Norwich has 4 Wetherspoons and we are only a small city and many more are in the greater Norfolk area, so much for being so called undeveloped

i make others seen better in comparison

genetic diversity

oh god what is wrong with your skin

How dydo fellow n word

just remembered pissing out my bedroom window whilst my brother was in the garden last night

For me, it’s levantine/mediterranean cuisine

****** *** **** *****