Hey biz, i fucked up at work and need advice: > started new job a few weeks ago, fairly senior position and my reputation is very important > walk over to the bathroom for a piss in the afternoon >bathroom is just one toilet > in the toilet is a sizeable floater left my the bastard who used it previously > try to flush but it wont go > try to flush again but it wont go > scrunch up wet paper towels and throw them to sink the floater, but it wont go > try to attack it with the toilet brush but just get shit all over the toilet brush + the smeared sheet all around the toilet bowl >smeared shit wont flush >at this point im panicking because im the last person using the toilet, so whoever is next will think I did this when really the floater is to blame > fuck it just leave the toilet bowl and brush smeared with shit > my manager is waiting outside to use bathroom next
what the fuck should I do? should I just explain taht someone else left a floater and it wouldn't go? should i pretend I just went in their to check my tie?
shoot up your workplace anonymously and lay low until everyone is allowed to return to work, they all should forget about it. You do have access to an illegal firearm right?
you should have signaled immediately that you are not pleased with the current state of the bathroom now you are the disgusting feces guy better deal with it and stay silent you will only make it worse
Thomas Wright
Explain your situation with confidence, remorse, and no aggression. You got this, OP.
Josiah Smith
I love biz Thanks op LMAO
Asher Stewart
I was thinking about buying a colonoscopy bag and telling a colleauge about my operation, so they think I cant shit so it couldnt have been me? could this work?
James Brooks
are you stupid? >fairly senior position and my reputation is very important can't believe your lies op
Jack Taylor
wtf would you have done in this situation seriously if you are so smart
Carson Ward
i already told you >you should have signaled immediately that you are not pleased with the current state of the bathroom did you walk out, seen your manager and sneaked away with tears in your eyes or what? how old are you?
Asher Howard
34
Josiah Moore
and never learned how to properly use a toilett won't promote ever
Chase Powell
roll up your sleeves and pretend to fix it, act pissed off that somebody left a floater...call your manager in to come and help fix.
Ethan Cox
>call your manager in to come and help fix. top fucking kek user, thanks for that
Your problem is that you're a submissive cuck and spent your teens and twenties lowering your testosterone in every way possible, ensuring a sad, lonely life as the beta male you are. I'd tell you to hit the gym and eat red meat but it's too late for you. You wasted the gift of life user, consider suicide
Aaron Gray
KEK
Zachary Sanders
Not sure if this is real but my fucking sides
Hudson Flores
put it this way, at least it didnt happen at some womans house who you were dating and you had something goin with lol
Logan Young
Yup, you fucked up. Should have told your manager there is a floater in the toilet. DESU, just resign.
Jason Jackson
I'd say messing up your career is a lot worse than messing up a relationship with a random roastie.
>be at work >have to take a huge ogre shit real bad >to my surprise there is already a big dump in the toilet >just shit on top of it >shit stacking so high it almost touches my anus >impossible to flush now >climb out through small window after I'm done >walk in through the front entrance pretending I had forgotten something in the car >walk past the toilet >hear coworker yell from inside the toilet "WHAT THE FUCK???"
