Are you going to make it Jow Forums? How close are you?

Are you going to make it Jow Forums? How close are you?

>29
>spent the first half of my twenties dicking around with a useless degree
>start MBA at 25 to unfuck my shit up
>finish May of 17
>spent last 2 years trying to get experience
>have 24k saved up but need about 60 before I consider buying a house
>only making 60k right now but in my city thats OK
>wanted my shit unfucked by 30 but now it looks like it'll be 31 or 32

What about you guys?

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I'd be surprised if zoomers browse this board.

A ginger with nice feet? Color me surprised

33 here. Make bare minimum income for my expenses. But I have a LOT of freetime. Have $500 in silver as savings. I find it helps me save more so than dollars. No degree.

Putting all of my time to use by working on becoming a remote software developer. Building my skills. Also working on my health which is important for us boomers.

24 here, useless Economics BA. been working a desk job for years. Have spent the last 1 year and will spend the next year mastering my second language to become a translator for my cities civil courts, and other legal services that I seem to have some decent connections to. If that fails, then its back to school for my MBA.

Oh, and my salary is about 40k in one of the most expensive cities in the country, so I'm not doing so great. But, I'm optimistic - will kill myself at 35 if I don't make it* by then.

* Making it to me is having a stable life, family and career and not living like a fucking rodent.

34 here, no higher education and i've been working since i got out of the army at 19.
Making about 40k a year, i own a small farm with about 8 acres of land.
No big savings in the bank but about 10k in gold, another 20k in antiqe blackpowder revolvers and another 10k in crypto.

saunce on this cum dumpster

[spoiler]lauren phillips[/spoiler]

[spoiler]she does a lot of BBC gang bangs[/spoiler]

I fucked up

>lauren phillips
checked

How do you expect to use an MBA without any meaningful management experience?

>26 now
>always hated public school, asked to be homeschooled night before 1st grade
>parents say no, they don't care
>struggle for years
>drop out of highschool at 15
>be familiar with chans and torrents
>learn about tripcodes and hashing
>realize how cryptography works at a basic level
>hear about Bitcoin
>mine bitcoin instead of tripcodes
>get basic $13 an hour part time job
>attend college for Comp Sci at age 19
>realize college is bullshit, drop out
>buy and mine Bitcoin, take edx courses
>parents tell me crypto is a scam
>tell them they're idiots, never speak to me again
>move out
>buy more Bitcoin, learn more programming
>get fulltime job at $12 an hour
>employer realizes I can automate things
>transition to $20 an hour
>keep buying Bitcoin
>pick up certs, automate more shit
>$25 an hour
>keep buying Bitcoin
>haven't sold any coin yet, almost have about $500,000 worth of Bitcoin

Soon lads.

I used it as a catalyst to change careers no grow my current one. I am now starting my first management position.

>get expensive meme buiness degree at top of degree bubble
>buys a house at the top of the bubble

your toast op

I haven't bought a house yet. Waiting for the [spoiler]dip[/spoiler]

[spoiler]meme degree was also paid for by family[/spoiler]

Learn a stem related field.
I have a BA in Econ, I couldn't find any 'worthwile' work.
I learned programming, then Mechanical Engineering.

Now I literally sit on the computer and invent shitty consumer goods I manufacture in China all day. Sell it all on marketplaces through drop shippers.

Today I'm making a "sports massager". Basically a vibrator for crossfit types.

And I'm actually putting econ theory to practice. Basically, you've got to add a second skill that compliments econ, and being a translator is pretty shit, unless you're going to do some form of negotiating.

getting in heavy and early to very promising projects like theaccountingblockchain.io/?aId=7543845-2892534 put me about a decade ahead. look it over and toss in a coin. remember, fortune favors the bold!

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I love this and I hope it is real. The lesson to be learned is all you need is to be smart and work hard.

SAUCE

Sauce on the girl

>He fell for the college meme

This guy is 100% going to make it

Same. I vet they would lose interest quick.
Also, 6 year old boomer here

>I'm optimistic - will kill myself at 35 if I don't make it
You really need to reevaluate those chances if you want to live past 35. Hell shouldn't just minimum wage and overtime put you above 40k if you live in SFBA or NYC?

im 20, i got a friend whos 21 who browses as well

You are making it with out a doubt.

Why the fuck have you not sold it yet. Should have sold it when the speculation was crazy and put that in an index fund so you can live off returns/dividends (The avg is 7-8%, so take 5% each year and put the rest back to counteract inflation) 5% of 500k is 20,000 after taxes, or you can buy a 500k home, and rent it out if you want passive income.

> 20k in antiqe blackpowder revolvers
>10k in gold
This guy is going to make it

>22
>did computer networking for a couple years
>helpdesk job
>currently learning linux through a bible
>learned a lot of surface level blockchain tech plan on learning more
>investing as much as I can in crypto

I'm so hopeful and excited. All this shit has me motivated as hell, the networking actually helped a lot with understanding this shit. Everything is falling into place it feels like. There is so much opportunity for us here.

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>did you see that Jow Forums post!?

What you in

Is that the chick from the shining?

Victoria Principal
T.Boomer

>35
>senior scientist
>2 girls
>bitch ex-wife
>100k in stocks
>210k in crypto
>own my home

>33
>been cubicle monkeying since 23
>no gf
>no car
>no pets
>no coins
>dont drink
>hoping to hit $500k in three years and leave the matrix

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how much you paying every month in support?

Nothing. Kids spend time 50/50

>be 25
>meet nice grill in my league at church, chat her up
>get engaged at beginning of the year
>her grandma goes into palliative care
>spend two weeks there with her, caring for her, and bonding with fiance'
>grandma dies
>months later find out grandma and grandpa had that sweet texas oil money
>land too
>HUEG tracts of land
>fiance's mom inherits a third of it, 1.1mil in a lump sum, just from CD's and life insurance policies
>Haven't seen what the yearly income from land and oil royalties will be yet
>Mom buys 79 acres out in East Texas for 600k
>Not happy that she bought it so fast, but it is what it is
>Offers me job as ranch manager and cut of profits from ranch
>Gonna be a shepherd soon

Life's been weird so far.
At least we have a perfected title to our names though.

Her neck has always bothered me in pornos, as well as her saggy tits.

Look at getting an FHA loan. You can get in for 3.5% down. If you get a decent realtor they will cover options like this.

>has MBA
>making 60k

something is seriously wrong here

Living the dream user, computers are fun but I'd rather tinker with them as a hobby and do what you're doing for money.

no, zero chance of unfucking my shit

>32
>no degree
>make ~55k/year but live in cheap town so its okay, but hate my job
>no chance of buying house ever at this rate, stuck renting until i die

oh well, i've just sort of detached from it instead of stressing, now just try to be happy day-to-day and not think about the bleak future ahead

Thanks user, I plan on keeping my day job at
>32k/year
as a chemist and live off that while setting aside the ranch profits to invest and buy some oil royalties. Mineral rights are fucking expensive as hell though.

Dropped!

>fell for the programming meme
>make 49k a year

KILL MEEEEE

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>currently learning linux through a bible
i dont think templeOS gets people far...

Look into batteries (like sulfur) and nuclear energy (like thorium) for investments as well, should be up and coming in 3-5 years. All good plans though m8.

She's a Jewess, seems normal for them.

>25
>econ degree but took some good maths too
>learned programming on my own and in my first job out of undergrad
>now make 100k doing data big data shit (essentially write spark code all day)
>looking to go back to school to study stats, maybe do some more economics stuff
>45k in stocks, 15k in Eth
>about to join the link marines HOO RAH


I live in an expensive city but good salary allows me to save a lot of money...very comfy but bored and looking for meaning, I think I'll find it by going back to school and focusing on math/stats

also am I a retard for thinking of getting stinky?

No, don't listen to the FUD (it's usually stinkies), get a decent sized bag and just hold it til the singularity.

Make what? Metal cancer?

>31
>engineering degree; work right out of school
>slowly taking on more projects
>get reputation as hard worker and very reliable
>find out about crypto, buy in circa 2015
>make it up to $500k in Dec, fell for the HODL meme, didn't sell
>crypto now worth ~200k
>engineering career getting better and better, now making 110k
>also I'm sitting on stinky linky bags....but who isnt???

I want to hit half a mil again in crypto, pretty sure I will. I think I'll make it.

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Fucking HODL meme man. I can't believe I fell for it too. FUCK. Never again.

FUCK YOU OP. IM SO CLOSE TO FAIL NOFAP JULY BECAUSE OF THIS HNNNNNGGGG GINGER MILF.

YOU BELONG TO THE LONG NOSE TRIBE DONT YOU? FUCK. i will legit have to quit Jow Forums.

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>33
>$500 in savings

How does it feel to be a fucking loser

sorry, you wont make it

>he has credit card debt
You’re not going to make it lad

you must just suck, i'm a year out of graduation and i make 75k in leafland

I smell a stinker

>29
>by 22, have undergraduate STEM degree
>spend next 4 years getting pharmacy degree
>graduate at age 26 with job lined up for me
>promoted to pharmacy manager within 1 year
>clear $150k income in 2017
>add on close to 6 figs luckily cashed out from crypto for personal reasons
>net worth currently sitting at $220k+
>now depressed because i could've retired by now if i invested smarter

Link and bch mostly right now.

never gonna make it

>not using the GI Bill for a technical degree


Not gonna make it

>At the end of my 20s
>Have some XRP because I like the tech and pragmatism of it
>Just bought a condo downtown in relatively low COL area. i.e. Sub 110K loan.
> Good Job with pay relevant to my skill level (entry level) .
> I have student loans 20K
> I need to study more in the tech field to progress or i'll be stuck at this pay rate that I have atm.

>I have enough money to stash away 10 to 15% a month while being able to go out and drink beers.

>MFW sometimes I realize that I'm such a fuckin Millenial and somehow I still complain of what I have...

>tl;dr I have had tons of self loathing for all the social and monetary mistakes I have done the past 11 years. Most of my outcome is due to my parents helping me out financially when in college.

Sometimes feel like I don't deserve what I have in life.

I need to focus on my health badly, besides that I have it really good.

>25
>by 22 have a useless undergraduate STEM degree
>pursue PhD in useful engineering degree until now
>going to master out and go to a coding bootcamp starting next month (one of the top 3 well renowned ones)
>basically guaranteed 130k+ starting salary after I graduate
>wife makes 160k

I made it guys

Who is that? Can't find anything with image searches

Oldfag here. Financially I'm a long way off, but I at least have plans now (start and build a business). I grew up dirt poor and got nearly bankrupted when my mom died when I was 29. Now I'm happily married with kids on the way, a stable job, and have some serious medical conditions under control so I'm much better than I was. Finances are coming along and are light years ahead of where I was 4 years ago when I was paycheck to paycheck and getting sued for nonpayment of old debts related to mom's medical care and funeral expenses, but life is about a lot more than just finances.

lauren phillips

new grad in leafland, send help pls

Does anyone find a pornstar attractive but lose all attraction when you hear her voice? Lauren is that way with me

>east texas
user...

Kek

when your 19, living off 20k a year is impossible.

When your already well off with a paid for house and paid for car, then i can see the 20k a year as a retirement plan.

otherwise, dont be an asshole

nope. thats normal for entry level bullshit if you're lucky.

otherwise, you can be a shithead and not have a job at all with an MBA.

what is your avg yearly rent increase

How do I into MBA? I only have humanities letters of recommendation was that like you? Is it going to be a problem if you've never really did much business? What was your experience in?
I also need to unfuck my shit.

Buy a SUV and remove the front and back passenger seats to fit a bed and a wardrobe. Get a gym membership to shower everyday. Connect a electric hob to the car charger to cook food.
A few years of struggle but you will be considerable well of in the future.

Boys, help. Is getting a masters in robotics too late at the age 27/28? Currently getting a philosophy degree...

21, live at my parents house, almost done with my composition and arrangement degre (in music), don't have a job, make money playing shows (I'm a dj and a producer), have a decent following which is not bad, also make money selling weed in my spare time, have 1000$ saved up and a bunch of now worthless cryptos, waiting for my music career to take off