I wish France was Poland's neighbor throught the history instead of Germany

i wish France was Poland's neighbor throught the history instead of Germany
i bet we would be great friends

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we'd just do the same things as the germans did probably

naah you're too lazy and indolent for that
you know it, I know it, no need to pretend before the poor downtrodden slav

Cringe

>naah you're too lazy and indolent for that
what makes you think that

I wish Russia was our neighbor
at least they are humans

truth hurts

Going on strike is a French national sports, shit like that would never fly with the krauts. Ordnung isn't exactly associated with the French character, you're too addicted to the pleasures of life, you think just shouting down an inferior will solve a problem.

debateable

>implying
France invaded and wrecked Germany more than once, you know. They would've done the same to you.
WW2 was a walk in the park compared to the Thirty Years' War.

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Germans work 35 hours a week.

yeah but the Poles aren't heretics

but we invaded the krauts plenty of times, why wouldn't we do that with the poles too?

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yeah but they don't drink wine at noon, the cultural mindset is really different

still I agree the French of earlier centuries were not to be trifled with

I love you, Poland :(

How is going on strikes indolent and lazy? It's literally the opposite of that.

>you're too lazy to invade other countries LMAO
sure

Those early days were spent in spreading the Faith, you know that only after Charlemagne modern France and Germany were born. Before that it was Merovingian Gaul and Carolingian conquest of pagan and heretical lands.

Sure I agree, it might have happened, but after Charlemagne a catholic Poland would have gained their freedom and privileges.

no chance

what?

Krauts have no parallel in their autism and unwarranted superiority complexes

Germany did a lot for Poland you ungrateful fuck

>we would've invaded you too xdd
genuinely cringe french posters
wish poland was our neighbour instead of GERMany too

no chance france and poland would be great friends in the event that one of the two countries were to swap places with germany
in fact if poland were between germany and france it wouldnt exist today

>you're too lazy and indolent

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Poles are literally russians if russians were losers. At all points. Since acquiring cuckold Catholicism. That clearly seen through their gigantic undying inferiority complex toward us.

t-thanks germany

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You would have ended up like the occitans: completely disappeared from earth
Be grateful that germans aren't good at cultural assimilation

france and poland were friends during the napoleonic wars

Chopin is overrated

we dont. there is a lot of part time work here but most people work 40 hour weeks.

This.

You're still the Christ among nations in my eyes, bucko!

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Occitans didn't disappear, they just all speak French now.

Never trust a Frenchman. Never.

c'est un con de belge, ils sont tous finis à la pisse là-haut

I thought Napoleon betrayed your ass, more than once even?

So they disappeared

How can one man be so wrong holy shit

I wish Poland and Germany were friends right from the start. Ugh, imagine what could have been

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I Wish we would be on an Island anglos made the right choice

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Wasn't Poland basically created by the losers branch of the Rurikid dynasty?

But then we would need our own Ireland. Who could that be?

Czech probably

I wouldn't want to starve them. Besides, they are germanised anyway.

Poland would be a superpower

lol

should have genocided the germanics scum in the empire and replaced germania with gavls

You know it's true

damn right

and who have been able too?
the gauls begged caesar to save them from the germanic invaders.
the romans in turn were unable to conquer germania and got their ass kicked by the cheruski, which btw. is the ancestor tribe to both the franks and the saxons, and therefore the father of france, germany (as the saxons founded the hre) and britain.