American cinemas have butter fountains for the popcorn

>American cinemas have butter fountains for the popcorn

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I went to a cinema once with a bottle you could squeeze to get all the butter you wanted, it was awesome, I always add butter to my own popcorn too.

ah this one is actually true, we do

it's not butter though it's a butter flavored product.

doesn't it just turn into a soggy mess?

Wait till you find out that stuff isn't actually butter and is carcinogenic

Is it true you guys like to fill a soda cup with the stuff and drink it instead of soda during the movie?

Have you never tried it? The flavour is awesome. I also like adding grated parmesan.

Wouldn't it make more sense to just make a sandwich or something at that point?

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Not really, it's just adding some flavour to your snack. It's like the difference between default Doritos or the one with the nacho cheese powder.

won't the popcorn get all soggy?

>normal butter isn't carcinogenic

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Wouldn't your hands just get messy trying to eat that?

The only reason why I watch movies at the cinema is for the popcorn imported from Nebraska, and the seasoning.

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Popcorn tastes ridiculously amazing when it's buttered up and seasoned well.

disgusting fat american pigshits are clogging their arteries with fat and sugar
literally like geese in a foie gras factory

5/5 thread you sperg
Try harder next time

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Our cinemas are based

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I still prefer crab legs

we get those at our shooting ranges.

They just wipe them on the seats.

India can't produce popcorns?

Truly SUPERPOWER BY 2030

brainlet

It's fucking corn and butter. Why would you import that?

maybe their soil isn't the right Ph to grow it

Maize is native to the Americas. Indians grow maize yes, but traditionally, we cultivate wheat more instead.
SPI doesn't import the butter just popcorn from that specific farm in Nebraska because it's that good.

Brazilians put butter in boiled corn

>No singles policie
The memes are real

>popcorns themselves are basically like eating air or as healthy as snacks come
>drench them in butter to compensate

Americans are weird. I just salt them slightly.

Eating popcorn is manchild-tier anyway.

>go to movies by myself because I can
>ask ticket bitch for my ticket "ticket for one for Percy Jackman!"
>ticket bitch says "for ONE? what's it like going to the movies alone?"
>I say "Yes, for one. what's it like earning 9 dollars an hour?" laugh in ticket bitch's face and walk away
>walk up to stub ripper...say "IS THIS YOUR WHOLE JOB? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD LOL" rip my own stub because I'm not an idiot
>enter eatery, walk up to servant "what will you have?" she asks, "it's okay! I brought my own!" I say while showing her the contents of my backpack with cola and homemade popcorn inside
>turn to those behind me and say "ENJOY PAYING THREE BUCKS FOR COLA, MORONS"
>make my way to cinema doors...notice lots of couples
>"WHAT IS THIS? MAKE OUT HOUR? THIS IS A MOVIE MORONS, NOT A FUCKING LOVE IN, GTFO"
>laugh at them as they leave in embarrassment
>cinema all to myself, put my feet up and throw popcorn at my face because that's how I eat it

It's not. Quit falling for the jew lies. Testosterone is made out of saturated fat. Butter is 99% saturated fat.

>They leave in embarrassment

More like they beat you up for being a jackass

I could never watch a movie with the entire cinema chewing loudly

I worked in a small town theater ask me any questions about it and I'll answer them

are you a falcon trainer or a cinema sniper? Or maybe a penis inspector

None of those I was the person who filled up soda cups at the soda fountain

how are the showers in america?

Very good my home had a new water heater installed

>my home
no I mean the cinema showers you silly boy

Do you have problems scooping up ice cream or your forearms strong enough to do it with ease ?

how many used condoms did you find

>not being able to buy your tickets online or using a machine in the cinema to avoid these situations
Finland truly is a third world shithole.

They had no showers
There was no ice cream
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