/brit/

A portion of green tea intravenously administered into my arm. Washed down with a dab of millionaire shortbread.

clearly stated it was MY business idea
*sends the lawyers after you*

Nico nico teaa~

Just got caught by the rozzers shoplifting a toothbrush from Netto

Submerging the box of ciggys into hot water

I’m not saying that, youre just an horrendously ugly and insecure incel tho

can someone update me how norf fc is getting on ta

Planning the suicide.

really REALLY want a hot whiskey right now

I've got some tea bags that haven't been used. I might go ahead and make myself a tea cigarette

genuinely want you dead

Just did a bomb of Earl Grey. Double dosed. From teabag to fag skin.

the so-called 'brunch'

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Just boofed a box of Pg Tips

Got kicked out of Waitrose for not having trimmed nails again

hate being british lads.wish i had been born in a different country i hate it.

hate being the subject of a monarchy, having to respect people for which vag they came out of, rather than fr anything they achieved. hate living in tiny houses and potentially being a rentslave for the rest of my life. hate that people don't talk to each other in this country, its awkward to say hello to a stranger. hate that there is virtually fuck all to do besides go to the pub or look at old buildings. hate that most of this country reads tabloid garbage, and ok magazine and watches talent shows and other rubbish non-stop. hate our country is make it or break it, oxbridge or bust, revolvign around sticking poeple in class systems - where the point of education isn't to learn but to place people into the class system. hate that its always fucking grey and cold and grim. hate that everyone is miserable all of the time. hate that anything you say is met with sarcasm first. hate toffs hate chavs hate the smug upper middle classes hate the retail park lower middle classes. hate the need to project power internationally but not giving a flying fuck as to very basic problems here. hate the first past the post one day labour with 3 day weeks, the next day tories privatising everything. hate that people don't actually do anything when the government fucks with them. hate the draconian laws and the 'ban it' attitude of the population.

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just put a Yorkshire pudding in the blender then filled a syringe with it

They realise it, which is why they've had numerous combos since the reboot. Durr.

not everyone is as ugly as you are mate and i'm not an incel weird strawmanning freak

hello tarquin

2 table spoons of melted butter straight into the bloodstream

*yawns*

They nabbed me on the random toenail spot check the other week

it was old presenters, they're not gonna capture something like that with anyone new

Just scored some Herb(al tea) going to get the bong out

Much prefer coffee in the form of an enema

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Got kicked out of Waitrose for calling Tarquin a lickspittle again

Not necessarily saying all non whites should be chemically castrated but there is too many of them

yank life

rate today's food so far:

copious cups of water
10 black teas

*racially dominates ireland*

Just sprinkled a teabag into my eyeball

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i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2019/02/15/08/9851194-6707883-image-m-106_1550218723162.jpg really want to get with this girl

based and runs pilled

The Irishman is a baboon.

Freebasing some darjeeling

not visiting that link

Every Uber driver is called Muhammad

>linking to images on an imageboard

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Just put a garden worm in my japs eye

admire schizo's confidence to post his mug on the internet desu if I was him i'd be embarrassed to just be seen with that face

you absolutely are lol

>sprinkle tea on spoon
>add a bit of water
>heat to boiling
>suck it all up a disposable syringe, filtered through a tim tam
simple as it gets

wtf is wrong with you

Im going to do it

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Wheres a nice place to relax in the UK for a few days

If there is one thing we've all learnt from Brexit, its just how utterly petty and pathetic the Irish people are. They have opened their legs, stretched their arse cheeks and taken multiple belgian cock. All for the sake of "getting back" at Britain, for some shit that happened nearly 200 years ago they've clung onto and festered in bitterness.

I hope one day, the Irish people will look at this very dark chapter of their history, of enslavement to Europe, and say never again

Had the sex last night

when you trip over while out in public and the lads finna bouta roast

hey guys

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>hairbrush

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"You need any help getting up mate"

If you smoke that and video it (can cover face if you wish) I'll send you £50 of Ethereum

This shitskin’s fucking losing it hahaha

Shetland

whatever lets you to sleep a night.

don't get the runs because once the clock strikes 24 hours i stuff me face with a meal, crisps, diet fizzy, and choccy haha

youtube.com/watch?v=VkoKjposLO0

woiiii

>tesco
>6%
lol

the noggin on that fella

You wont do that though

But I'm going to do it because why not

It's not too bad actually, done it before when I ran out of tobacco

Tranny

>Tesco
I don't know whats worse. The faggot or your phone.

watched the first 2 or 3 eps of the Evans/Le Blanc Top Gear and it wasn't really terrible but it was literally a different show and felt like it had its heart and soul ripped out

state

always shocked when people post their living spaces here and I forget how fucking grim most people's places are

Post your face lad. Oh you won’t, cause you’re an ugly incel freak? oh ok.

Are they related?

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am a virgin and i'm kinda grossed out by sex lads

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In 2022 Prime Minister Corbyn and King Charles II will form a NazBol Alliance

Mass immigration inflicted without consent is definitive evidence democracy is a superficial farce

Lmao

Be careful with plant oils especially when raised to a high temp

Drizzling it on a salad like Italians do is probably ok but just eat a grass fed rib eye and some organic eggs a few times per week and you're sorted

The concern is more with men who earn a good wage, hailing from an island teeming with fish and assorted wildlife volunteering to eat a diet devoid of the animal life their ancestors subsisted on for millenia because some nonce at the UN drew up a goofy correlational graphic about McD's and Tesco mystery meats and mortality

>be 27
>be fat as fuck
>be balding
>be short
>be a cat owner
>be unemployed
>be uneducated
>be incestual
>be untermensch yet white nationalist
haha

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>Charles II

English is a foreign language in Wales, Ireland, Scotland, Cornwall and the Isle of Man.

haha is this emett lol

Shall I have a wank or hold off in case the fwb fancies a bit later? In an absolute bind

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Lose weight
Shave head
Wear lifts
Get a dog
Get a job
Get a degree
Stop thinking like that
Stop being that

Fixed

meant III

English is a foreign language to us all. We were speaking different languages before the *nglo invaders

youtube.com/watch?v=9UaAyI-uI30

saw toilberg browsing the 'chon earlier

yes
tell him that

Tea leaf cigarette rolled

See you on the other side!