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wowee haah

touched a girls legs in tights yesterday lads

Any other bisexual lads in? Do you go through long phases of several weeks or more where you're only interested in one sex?

At the moment I'm really into girls, girls with big natural tits especially. Can't stop watching amateur videos of slightly chubby girls with big pierced baps riding cock right now.

Will probably go back to wanting to suck cock in a few weeks haha

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no and i defintely wouldn't wear vests if i had your arms

I think they're both a bit silly TBQH

Nobody will know who this poster was

Roll

Literally nothing wrong with liking traps and trannies. Seething virgin twats.

Yea

Bums to the wall lads

I CAN'T THINK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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lol

bet you genuinely believe youre yoked

>veganism is goo-...

youtu.be/HSgnKNwZrYo

>i am a lesbian

it is with such fateful words my pulling ventures in japan reached their inevitable end

i may visit a brothel tomorrow, and with great regret, i say that unironically

No one said there was anything wrong with it. It just means you're a bender.

nice one were the legs good were the tights good

So these are the fucking ROASTIE CUNTS who ruined my ebin space opera fantasy game

Arrest the lot of them this instant

So these are the fucking ROASTIE CUNTS who ruined my ebin space opera fantasy game

Arrest the lot of them this instant

HOLY shit that FOREHEAD WTF

philip hammond is a fish

Feeling quite dark today

Going to get coffee what have your days been like so far

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they're busy texting 25 other guys

whats this then leftypol discord raid

The European doberman is some dog lads. American breed is shite. Look at this for a beauty

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smoke some tea you'll be alright

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If you didn't get into this knowing some Japanese, you're doomed to failure. Best bet is to look around for a gaijin bar, or just visit a hoor as you said.

where can i find some smack and needles and that

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nicely thicc, got to push her skirt up and saw her knickers through them

ah yes

modafinil down the gullet, sudoku turned to very hard

going to get this girl to meet me at a cafe and then straight up tell her i'm a virgin and i want her to turn me into a man lol

'ate real women
only wank to anime

simple as

The Virgin Commentary

I'm a drunk idiot who spams tarded shit ITT but this is a must watch for those who can afford but choose not to eat high animal product diets

youtu.be/QPW3rbqWNu4

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so THIS is the world famous British culture general..........

Who cares? People who are into YouTube are the worst.

heard Clarkson actually started his journalistic career as a game reviewer reviewing shitty old bandersnatch-type commodore games from the early 80s haha

gaz whats got into you lad

been thinking 'bout her

I bet it eats, shits and barks a lot.

his mother was in the toy industry, probably not much of a stretch

Today’s drive to coffee theme

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*surreptitiously googles bandersnatch*

Yep so basically you want to just walk down your street and keep walking until you see a man with dark skin and afro hair. Then you simply say "Y-yo m-man I need a bag of skag?" and he will know immediately what you're after and take your order

I thought you still had a week or two left

The beans?

alexa order us a fuckoff pizza

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it's hideous

So far 40 people have wished me a happy birthday thats a new personal best that

How do I become a detective and justify it without just saying "it looked really interesting on telly"

mild out irish weather

Falling for someone lads. Think she feels the same like.

nah not a fan

is it ok to swear if you say sorry afterwards

She’s thinking about you too

Like what?

Was 2 for me this year. My ma and someone here.

yeah twat sorry

They're one of the most intelligent breeds of dog out there, mate. I reckon they'd eat a lot. They're big dogs. Probably shits a lot aswell.

Same

I'm shipping out to 'nam in the morning

Good luck m8. No matter what happens, keep tryinf

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no need to apologise senpai twat innae a swear

I'm a big dog

screeching

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you live in a fucking cave or something?

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There are still a few of us around

Salty coins and bags of sand.

Mogged

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b&r

youtu.be/Y4cxaVEqZsE

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>be a professional footballer over 6 foot, in the prime of your life earning 80k+ a week
>still can’t ask women out without them taking the piss
it’s over

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free shamima

was convinced of this for a while but im not so sure now

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women arent capable of that level of emotion

why do some people insist on calling an x-ray an "ex-uh-ray"

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He did games reviews but it wasn't his first hitch.

Thanks, friend

same but she was asked out by another lad at toil and said yes. now i have to see them every day, but she still wants to spend lunch with me, trapped in a living hell

Why be angry when you can wear a vest

who's the girl

Where'd you get that?

That head could have its own orbit

bizarre exchange

I just don't "get" pets at all, sorry.

because x-ray is short for exeray