/smg/ - Stock Market General

BIG LACTOSE STRIKES DEANS edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service


> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005 commission per share (minimum $1 per trade). $10k minimum to open. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
degiro.eu

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain/core-finance/stock-and-bonds

Free in depth charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on options:
youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

old bread

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Other urls found in this thread:

finance.yahoo.com/quote/sxs.l/
riteaid.com/shop/oraquick-in-home-hiv-test-0371651?ra_group=gPLA30pct16&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9PfQ1vSI3AIVg_hkCh0bIws8EAYYAiABEgLx_vD_BwE
beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/02025003
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

First for Texas

>Tfw moving to Texas in 3 weeks

And I'm not even Californian

Austin, TX is nothing but steers and queers as far as the eye can see.

My Deans!

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What's a good city for not queer fags?

DEAN FOODS BETRAYED ME REEEE I BUY SO MUCH MILK WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

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I live in rural michigan, I am in /smg/ no man's land.

>city
>not for queer fags
pick one.

Steers and queers you say?

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South of boston, I'm surrounded by poos mudslimes and fags.
This used to be a nice Italian ran area until (((they))) got a major foothold. Help me pls

Why is he in a mental institute?

F U N N Y L E G S

Nasdaq and marketwatch say it was a robinhood glitch! the money is safe!

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who else here /green day/?

I am going to surpass you ratsu.
your pathetic portfolio size means nothing to me. I will be the wealthy one soon enough and you will look on from the sidelines as I become immortal

Remember to invest in GILD so we can save Baggie from his HIV.

brockton?

>HMNY

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damn GILD looks like it might break out soon, i'm going to be watching for volume spike

I can't have HIV. I'm not a homosexual.

you sleep with black girls though

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>Movie subscription service MoviePass launched "peak pricing" on Thursday. In an email to subscribers, the company said that peak pricing will go into effect when there is a high demand for a movie or a showtime. "You may be asked to pay a small additional fee depending on the level of demand. You can avoid the surcharge by selecting a different showtime or movie," MoviePass wrote in its email. The company said it would also be introducing "Peak Pass" in the next few weeks, which would allow users to waive one peak fee per month.

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MULTIPLE black women, and he lives in Vegas. HIV is fucking airborne there.

You dont have the patience that eternity requires
Now imagine 1000 years + Yield on cost calculated, how will you catch up?

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Why don't they just raise the monthly subscription fee to a price point that is profitable? It's not that hard to figure out. People who are faggy enough to actually buy a moviepass aren't going to care about a $10 hike in the price.

eventually they'll be charging $20 per film like a normal theater
$10 on matinee tuesdays of course

I don't live in Vegas.

you underestimate my power

3 days into paper trading... I think it's useless doing it this way.
Feel free to harass the father of the dead guy from highschool, that's the name.

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skin in the game nigga

Where the hell do you live then? I always thought you lived in Vegas and it was better that way in my opinion.

Anyone else ready for the big fat NFLX crash

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the niggerflix on his neck should be poking though

I live in a little tiny state. You've probably never heard of it.

Rhode Island?

I'm at 16% for real life because I had to buy higher and sell lower. Because that's how real stuff works.

Close I'm right by the patriots stadium. I can hear the concerts while on my porch. Damn good guess though. That used to be an o.k. town as well. Norwood too. I don't wna get doxx2d but fug it. I live real close to stadium and former max security prison

No i'm in Communisticut.

I hope they go fucking bankrupt. Also daily reminder that founder Marc Bernays' great uncle was Edward Bernays, a zionist propagandist who was instrumental in convincing the American people into entering WW1.

ask an idiot anything. I've been maxxing out my roth IRA and getting match and more on my 401K for years never knew I actually had to do something with it. Just got some Vangaurd ETFS and then dumped the 401K into HMNY and SDRL. I'm gonna make it boys.

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>mfw your state has double the population of mine

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Ooohhh. They're infected with the diversity too. Got family there. Went to new canaan and literally got the stare from all the ppl there

BASED

literally more intelligent than 90% of /smg/ investors

theres alot of HIV poz people there or you just got unlucky?

nebraska

wait I just re-read your post
you're a fucking retard lol

Honestly, I can't imagine anyone on /smg/ doxxing anyone. I will eventually post a picture of myself on here simply because baggie had the balls to do it.

to recap and clarify from the old thread, if I don't have a lot of money to invest, it's best to not put all your money into a bunch of different stocks, but keep it to only a handful (~3-4) of well-performing/underbought-with-good-fundamentals stocks?

Nah Comfer is an Ida-hoe right?

nice
uh-oh

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What does /smg/ think about this stock?

finance.yahoo.com/quote/sxs.l/

I'm negotiating compensation with one of their subsidiaries and am wondering how much I should ask for in terms of salary vs. RSU equity. It looks like it had insane growth right after 2008, but it's looking very sluggish now. With a market crash possibly around the corner, what should I do? Should I ask for more salary or more stock? I get that /smg/ does more active trading than value investing, but as a rough appraisal, what do the next 2-3 years look like for it?

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Yes, only invest in memes
Idaho is the best state, however the influx of Californians into the Boise is making things worse >:(

One of these days I'm gonna be walking on the street some where, and some socially awkward person from here's going to recognize me, but won't have the balls to say anything. It'll be like nothing happened.

i tried looking into, can you send me their filings? like clean filings? not the shit from their website, i cant find it on sec.gov

pic related is my meme portfolio

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I actually think it would be nice to run into somebody from here. Whenever I talk about investing to any of my friends, their eyes glaze over and it's like talking to a brick wall. At least I could talk meme stocks with somebody from here. Although an /smg/ meetup would just be downright embarrassing.

live in washington; I hate washington
I thought I would like washington because there are a lot of trees but the people are too inclusive, the jobs have obscenely high standards
also I gotta drive an hour to and from every god damn place

you should add OSUR to your black people and gays. They have an at home HIV test

riteaid.com/shop/oraquick-in-home-hiv-test-0371651?ra_group=gPLA30pct16&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI9PfQ1vSI3AIVg_hkCh0bIws8EAYYAiABEgLx_vD_BwE

if you read through the comments on HIV websites of people using these test you will see that people buy a bunch because they freak out about having HIV.

It is no longer a felony to knowingly expose someone to HIV in California, also in Coos county oregon they have been seeing a rise in HIV cases.

>/smg/ meetup

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>but the people are too inclusive
like people constantly are asking you to go places and do things with them all the time? Because I hate shit like this, especially from coworkers.

kek nevermind they already had one.

You do that ill post me and my doggers. Baggie if I saw you I guarantee we'd end up in a bar after the autistic meet. Lol. I'm retarded also. I did go balls deep in u.s.o.
Kneepads u got a point practically family here. East coast meet up when?
Btw Its Uso options faggot.

i'm really thinking of buying a couple thousand shares of ALO just because the chart looks like it's going for a correction and i don't usually play like that

I'll post a pic after work, why the hell not? I will deliver.

so how much AMD should I buy before earnings

Hehe that's a lot of ALO there friend. I'm buying another 40 shares at open tomorrow, but a couple thousand is a lot

Same here all the retards I try to talk about it with are like "why are you wasting your money. Your just gonna lose it" while silently panicking about rent and retirement. The dissonance is real. Plebs man.

None, drop it all.

Fomo is a real emotion here goes
Not alone baggie
>high a.f. when took this

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You mean like this?

beta.companieshouse.gov.uk/company/02025003

the price is only 1.57 x 2000 = 3140

Thats really not that much, i have about 6k that i need to put somewhere. I'm going to be looking into it tonight, I'm buying with a broker that has commision so i try not to buy less than 1000 shares at once unless it's over $5

That's why I don't really buy into the "boomers ruined everything meme" and I know I'll probably get skewered for saying that, but if I had starting investing in my early 20's I would have a ridiculous amount of cash by now. I didn't because I was a stupid faggot who wanted to party and chase tail all the time instead. That's my fault for being an idiot, not anybody else's.

Eh, I did and I barely have 200k and thats from being as Jewish as I could be.

based faceposter

>this
Truth hurts man I also fell for the only live once meme. Just now getting it. My parents were peak autistic boomer stereotype (debt meme mortgage no idea obout market) but can't blame them. A lot of them, and us just went about the daily routine completely oblivious to how much more is out there and how to make money work efficiently
>financial market is the final redpill

It's just the tripfags

Even with a decent job and money saved I'm apprehensive about home ownership for instance, because holy shit, that gets so expensive.

An /smg/ meetup would be pretty fun.

We're not as retarded as the other boards.

Everyone here seems level headed.

Lol thank ya. Doggers name is Tyson. My special little guy.

200k is a lot more than the 5k I have in total right now.

anybody /richmondvirginia/???

I started investing at 19. Feels good man.

I will bring meat and a grill.

It sounds like a lot but save for 5-6 years and you will probably have more if you actually try to.

based nick

find me their annual report.

>Everyone here seems level headed.

You obviously don't remember Chad.

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I know of one other user who posted this but I hope y'all caught this been holding for a while
RGSE it's at 59 now

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I miss Big5Guy, I hope he went forward to his move out of where ever the fuck he was.

>Everyone here seems level headed.

You obviously don't remember IQ poster

$drus master race checking in

Massafaggots... I'll bring dog and beer. And some bitching pasta salad
>the secret is a little bit of tuna fish

This is from my Econ book
>crisis on average every 13 years
We in the danger zone, bois

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I can't fucking wait, they're going to make a movie about us called The Small Short

So anyone checked out the Nigeria ETF? Nigeria alone has around 1/6 the African population and seems to be semi OK to mediocre at worst in terms of economic outlook.

Plus its ticker symbol is pretty close to nigger - NGE.

Look at the ETFs holdings instead of the country, kind of a joke desu

people in this thread right now hold Hefty TSLA Bags

no way they will crash, Barry O signed with them

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This is a pic of me in my mid 20's, i'm 31 now. I'll post a current pic when I get back from work. It should scare you into appreciating your 20's more when you see what I look like now.

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>Smoking, probably lots of drinking
>Already overweight

Yeah I bet you don't look so good there boomer

Another fine example. You think there is any chance they are the same person? This presupposes that Chad didn't off himself.