/Brit/

we're all in here

Wasnt gunna use this but rather here than a yank thread so whatever

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still doing a poo gents

you'll spend a few thousand quid, invite a girl over, cuddle her for an hour, then spend the next two weeks in your room eating 7/11 ramen

What sector is it?

I don't know what it is like to live there but I went on holiday and it was absolutely unreal.

Amazing place.

typical kike behaviour

...

pink hiroshima salt

Touch early

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woah
new yorkers moving to florida is like londoners moving to spain
everyone hates you and you make the region worse

what are you lads at tonight?

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ah yes they're ruining it for the methheads and spics are they?

going to get a missing ad put on the side of milk cartons for my older brother nate higgers
hes been missing for two months now

youtube.com/watch?v=se3UFSJInNE

would love to have a go on those

got no tears left to cry

Want to stick my willy in a qt paki

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no thats haram, it only for baki buvls

for me, it's Carol C

date with the 5'1" blonde mormon protogf is a go lads

need to clean my room today and take down all my virgin posters

why are aryan women so peng?

Had one of those days were it seemed like everyone was staring at me

going to get a gf this year and nobody can stop me
will be posting updates on /brit/ daily

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just got taken down

This guy at uni is pretending to be a vegan so he can rob his flatmates chicken without them thinking it was him

We talk about kinder bueno a lot, but this chocolate is severely slept on

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haha no i meant like the posters on my wall which are very virgin esque

don't understand this meme, i think it's new

just ignore the brown hand, don't give him the attention he wants

want to cut myself but not too sure why

or i've been severely sleeping

is his name Max by any chance?

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brilliant tbf

your brain is small

american chebs

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also i have a pig pork roast to cook today

women are the n-words of the white race

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fantastic post

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no my brain is ascended

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no you are stupid

COR

okay hear me out: short hair and large tits

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what are these females doing?

you're*

wish I was a powerful man

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i had a few epic gamer moments last night but i wont go into detail because nobody actually cares

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thank you for admiring my intelligence

Just watched Velvet Buzzsaw
I didn’t like it

thunderstorm over my apartment
it's going to be a deluge

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Animeposter fuck off

you should be arrested

>doesn't have short hair
>has slightly above average sized tits
baffling post

no i shouldn't, zip it!

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i always get scared of using electronics that are plugged in to the mains during thunderstorms because my mum told me to

>deluge
a fancy word, for a yank

you belong in a cage

no

where is nate higgers

yes

the first 5 posts weren't funny
call it a day

why? you don't even know me

help me find nate

ok lads here's the plan
i'm going to get a gf and then use her phone to call the ex, but tell the ex that she can't respond to this phone because it's my gf's phone
and then see what happens

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2bf Jews are just good at making movies

no point acting like its just all some pixie-dust conspiracy brain-fuel they're mind-controlling us with...

they just know a good tale really

taxi for nate

nate higgers

I want to smell Emma Watson’s bumhole for signs of poo.

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Why do you post this absolute drivel on a thread dedicated to British culture
Do you not realise that no one gives a shit mate

going to download a new video game

youtube.com/watch?v=MtFLKmb2w7A

doing a watch

good luck pal

fucking dickhead

what game? apex legends?

going to download a poo wee wee o lame

thanks lad

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once managed to fit an entire pack of salt and vinegar discos up my bum

going to post poo willy bum

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yes I do

Never wanted to kill anyone until I encountered catyank

nah i already have that one i even played it with some of my friends on more than one occasion

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