What do I have to do to get a gf in ur cunt?

What do I have to do to get a gf in ur cunt?

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Just be normal and it will happen

Be rich

I know that feel brother.

just walk up to her manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake

Just don't be as ugly as I am (bottom 0.001% in beauty)

Give him a firm handjob if you want a raise

height + any form of self sufficiency

Be literally retarded and have low taste

be able to hold a two-sided conversation

>be normal
This
And if you're normal, you're not welcome on Jow Forums

Or just lucky

I agree

>"I AM SO HORNY AND LONELYYY!!!!"
>meanwhile has literally never once tired to pick up a girl

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>get drunk
>go to bar/club/consert/festival
>mumble drunken nonsense to equally drunk girls
>take one home and fuck her with limp beerdick
>have veird conversation the morning after
>rinse and repeat next weekend
Now if you happend to score with the same girl 3 times, then you might ask her out on a date and try to make something seriously out of it.

this is now a JUST thread

Two options:

>High priority class:
Have a BIG BLACK schlong
>Sloppy seconds class:

dont be a short fat ugly subhuman schizoid :(

Go to the local Asian restaurant, store, or hair/nail salon and flirt with the first young female server/clerk/stylist you see.

bada bing bada baifu, you got yourself a waifu.

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exist

Don't look like a soicuck or a bottom twink.
Go out.
Be aggressive and smart too.
Having money is good, you can always get normal clean hookers for 40-45usd per hr when you fail.

Be normal/human

t. freak of nature

be rich, that's it (unironically)

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don't be asian

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Being a normie, just that.

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DR= be white(and if you are black should have pretty low standards or well off)
Anywhere else= be black.

This post gave me depression

4 years what
that has to be 12 years

what are you doing here germ

>just b urself
kek, most women dont even care what your name is, they just care what car you drive
the more expensive your car is, the more girlfriends you get to have

retardo you sound like a fag

It really takes a lot of effort to Pick up a girl so much that I not sure if it's worth it

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no its true
back from 15 to 20 when i was poor when ever i would grab a tiddy i would hear
>omg creep! someone call the cops! eww get away! freak!
now that i drive around a really expensive car and have an expensive watch and tailored suit
>omg user you are so playful! i love when you play with my breasts! ha ha hi hi!

seriously faggots just get money, its how women judge men

just be like this guy

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Just be a normie and you will get one desu.

I'd say be black but I'd probably lose your accent
It would have to be ghetto or straight from Africa to be attractive

she's literally my perfect taste

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Dating girls isn't worth it, way too much effort compared to guys

Have money

but wen you crash your car and get some dirt on your suit you loose your girls. same when your neighbour buys a better car and flashier suit. you just dont have it, thats it. you need to brag with money to get the shallow sluts who care about that shit. i would do the same if i had to bc pussy is pussy, but i get them from "being myself"