/brit/

its a good one

would it make you feel better knowing that you are part of the North Sea genetic cluster, closely related to ginger gods to your west and blonde kangz to your east?

>its a good one
you're just being contrary for the sake of it
you don't actually think that

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>Venezuela is a socialist tyranny
>North Korea is going great!
How did Trump actually become President again?

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north korea hasn't launched a rocket in like a year bc trump told them not to

Let me know what you think. A lot of thought went into this one. My favourite tattoo, or as I like to call it.. body art. Contemplating the same but on the head of my penis next. Might interfere with the prince albert, not sure, could be trouble. But I'll tell you something though, the feeling I got when I looked in the mirror was something extraordinary, divine almost, because you see, I was thinking about how interesting I'll be having this art work on my body and then sitting down to listen to my new harsh noise album on YouTube. I'm interesting, I'm like art, I am a piece of art, a real piece of work, yes, Me! Delightful

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Not the case. North Korea has never cared for American warnings. It's China and slow internal changes.

lads let's go to the other thread
if this one is still up when it cycles out we can come back

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When did Venezuela last test a rocket?

they're both right
don't see anything wrong with this image
was she trying to be mean by calling him a virgin? if so then it's safe to assume she's the opposite

LOL

I thought shaming someone for their sexuality was wrong???
>i-its okay because being a virgin is bad!!!

howling

grim

mboko the bantu monkey and chaim goldenstein teaming up again

the resemblance here is uncanny

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rue philosophy is a vaccine of thought. Ted K and Nietzsche were right about everything: what can't be acquired with the body, must be compensated for with abstraction. Consciousness is a consolatory principle: but its consolations are accidental to itself: I can move on from a past filled with regret precisely because I must, because I am a movement, how I narrativize moving on is accidental to the formal, /dialectical/ necessity of the same: if we could feel the mass of history's suffering all at once we would disown the stars. A slave to my momentum: waiting on my hands for who will shatter the coordinates of modernity once and for all, the next shining Nietzsche, is precisely the most subtle and insidious of capital's programs of self-preservation: the hunger for originality is a symptom of time. So that it may work in peace, the body is numbed to the organ by the secretion of hope: there are only two ways the Knot can evolve a defense to Alexander's sword: either trick itself into believing the cut has already happened, or learn how to stall by anticipation. Zeno's Paradox as the insomnia of thought: unable to perceive the transition to a radically new order of being – unable to think the end of its own thinking – capital thrives on/as the asymptotic postponement of its own Limit, the displacement of the responsibility to change onto some cultural star-child: paradigm shifts are new opiates of the people.

I usually can play it cool with women that I'm interested in. But with the current one it's driving me a bit crazy. She's really in to me too, so I don't know why. Da fuckkkk

:OOOO

I LOVE TO TRAVEL

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why are white women so self-hating? i know women are serverly mentally disturbed but could someone still clarify for me in layman's terms?

That is: it's precisely when thought's creative function becomes transparent to itself that it is doomed to the tautological repetition of its status /as/ creativity: Hegel's history of philosophy coincides with its exposition, to historicize truth is to /perform it/: Hegel marks thought as the ineliminable tic of being, the endless, reflexive adumbration of its own aporia: in other words, we can't stop thinking, and the dialectic marks the structure of our incapacity to stop commenting on our own conditions: capital has enslaved us to the most natural of all processes, or rather it is precisely the slavery /of/: seeing a thing for what it is, “having a story to tell”: the more subjectivity becomes the field that takes cognizance of all other fields, the more it is doomed to be the repetition of itself as merely this cognizance. Hegel is the true philosopher of immanence because he, perhaps despite himself, elucidates the structure by which time engineers civilization as a collective thought-loop, and blinds us to the archons hungering at the periphery. The most diabolical philosophy establishes us in a center while abolishing all knowledge of the circumference: when thought has mastered obfuscating its own immanence to itself, or rather, in Hegel's case, has mastered absorbing all lines of transcendent flight into its /own/ flight plan, Yaldabaoth licks his lips: THE EMPIRE NEVER ENDED.

What on earth did he mean by this?

looks like a reconstruction of an unknown murder victim

Watching last night's LivePD
They definitely are nicer to wh*te people on average

>I LOVE TO TRAVEL

going to grab some crisps and cheesestrings

imagine what it does to a person's brain to go through life never experiencing being intimate with a woman; knowing that no woman has ever desired you or trusted you enough to bare herself physically and emotionally with you in private

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*opens the door to /brit/*

don't slag off are georgia

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*rushes in walking straight past you without saying thanks*

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can you positively reinforce my arsehole love x

no idea. tried reading some Nietzsche one and couldn't understand a thing. Philosophy goes right over my head.

You arrive at waterloo station 2025

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Holy fuck I'm not Melvin I'm the positive reinforcement lad

very nice lad
very nice lad
No good mate

ate 3 cheesestrings earlier and going to have another 6 now

what should I say lads?

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my brethren :)

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yeah I heard you the first time

Bloody hell I really want a Guinness now

One of the most deanette paragraphs ever written

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>adventures
that means she's too boring to think of ideas herself

>you look very sex batang, sexy gril let me smell farts ;)

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Add location to this map

Might make setting up meetups easier
Add location to this map

zeemaps.com/map?group=3327968&location=UK&add=1#

Gotta start with the Greeks bro

yeah didn't realise there was a new addition and was like whoops

Seriously WHERE/WHAT happened to Melvin? I haven't interacted with him for yonks

not tonight lad
just not in the mood

"Pack a bag. There's exploring to be done!"

probably going to move to bristol for toil

Ok

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Detective

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dunno never liked the cunt anyway

does bra on door mean people inside have sex?

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Oi there Tindare lads, need your advice

Got a mate on Tinder and he's too apathetic to make a move on any of the matches that hit on him. Sometimes the lads and I write stuff for him to get the convo going but when they want to meet up he doesn't act, and still maintains it's all too much effort

How do we get him to overcome this apathy

Pfhwoar

>NETFLIX BIRTH CONTROL :OOOO

:OOO

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Been very much enjoying Madam Secretary

oh yeah?

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yeah gotta concur on that one

>Meet up
How do you get this far? Every single match I get with seems to not be interested

read the words. grossly simplified that we become deaf, dumb and blind when we cannot concieve of an objective reality outside of our regurgitations of shared cultural phenomena. our some shit like that.

We just kind of make jokes and take the piss a bit playfully while sneaking in questions about themselves etc

It's kind of easier for us to do cause we don't have the personal investment

might watch a kino

Do you like vegemite Melvin?

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got a bad case of the sads

incels out in force today

such as?

Recommend the Ted Bundy tapes lad
Finished it yesterday and it's pretty damn good - was familiar with the story but hearing him talk and watching his theatrics with the timeline really makes it all pretty engrossing

very fascinating

>incels out in force today
Every day.

I've loads of little green tubes of it.

feeling very sad and alone this week lads. waste of time date yesterday, was quite looking forward to it. thought it might turn things around. on to the next one.

kidulthood

Again not Melv, positive reinforcement lad

But yeah don't mind it, haven't had it for a few years though

Post the frog with the weird body in boots finlad
Find it amusing

Fair enough
I struggle with chatting with people online to start with

*blocks your path*

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Who are you even white knighting

why do normies love crime documentaries so much

i miss doug

Oi
Just cause I watched one doesn't mean I watched others
Ted Bundy's something else entirely

the protofwb still hasn't messaged me back

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going out on the town with the oneitits next friday lads, and i'm 90% sure she's broken up with her bf

maybe there's hope for this old dog yet

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>gets exposed for being an autistic sexless freak
>m-muh white knighting

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasps for air*
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

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must have found out you're a virgin

Holy
Fucking
PENG