Student Loan debt

I fell for the college meme and have around 100k student loan debts. What advice would you guys give me?

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stop being a furry

Okay, now what?

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your a woman, aren't you

No, Now can I have some advice on how to pay this shit off? Anything can help me.

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slave away for the goy and buy crypto in 10 years u will be rich

Don't pay. Just don't pay. What are they gonna do, put you in jail?

You can honestly keep getting that shit postponed for like half a decade with just about any reason

Shit, sign up for some random class at your local CC and it'll push it back a year.

Wait for moonshot then leave

Use your degree to teach english in another country, marry a local, settle down and live your life.

There are usually programs in place for loan repayment assistance; if you make less than $x annually, repayment assistance will cover your interest or cover your payment or kick in a few bucks some other way. Milk the shit out of those until they dry up.

I'll have to look into that
What would you suggest I invest in? I'm new to this and only really browse /k
Fuck other countries.

>only really browse /k

You've got me looking up firearm stocks here. American Outdoor Brands, parent company of Smith & Wesson? Chart isn't too shabby. It looks due for another move upwards about now.

How do you people even get these debts, I pretty much was paid to go to uni by the uni and government. And now i make 80k starting as an engineer

Use your degree ?

World War III is coming user, don't worry much about the loans. Buy food and guns.

Fake your death

Read "The richest man in Babylon". Mayheps it helps.

Their stocks always go up every 2 years in response to upcoming elections. American Outdoor Brands is the name they went with after Trump won because they had to show the market they weren't only associated with guns.
Fuck if I know man.
I'll look into it.

Go innawoods and live off nature then bomb an university or two.

Now you wait 10 or 15 years (or whatever it is in US they forgive you the student loan) or hope government to forgive all student loan debt before that. 80% of current graduates will default on their debt

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American system with private health care insurance and private schools is absolutely insane. Private health care costs twice the much european systems cost to produce the same result. School scam kids to student loans too cause government dont protect those stupid kids. It is very easy in europe nobody has student loans, max 10k with 0.5% interest

Same goes with 401k which is a total failure. less than 50% of private sector workers even participate to that, and second 50% invest way too little to retire confortably. Banker jews and insurance companies run usa

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Kek.

>First world problems

3 years to get to a disability hearing, 3 years monitored during student loan forgiveness = 6 years neet life. Brutal but maybe better than 100k money

>Fuck other countries.
Well you fucked up, user.
You can either take that gun, kill as many normies as possible and off yourself or let the cops kill you
-or-
go to another country, teach english and earn money. After earning enough money you can either go back here and pay your debt or stay in the 3rd world country and live a decent life.

We both know you are too lay to do anything of the above.

>We both know you are too lay to do anything of the above
Then why'd you fucking suggest any of it, cocksmooch?

Don't buy things you can't afford next time

eh, I'm of the opinion it's moot to blame these 18 year old kids who get funneled into college by their dumb parents or society in general. They're not in a position to make such bold decisions about their future and the University system is set up to exploit them. Totally corrupt system, it's pointless to blame the victims in this case.

Still, good advice in every circumstance.

If people stop buying things they can't afford (school and house payments) prices would drop. Prices drop when nobody is buying. Instead, people choose to take loans and feed the corrupt system. I don't know what to tell you. People are ignorant.

They just need to totally abolish FAFSA and have only merit based private loans. That would instantly solve all the college debt problems.

Yep, but I don't really lay the price at the feet of the dumb 18 year old kids who just got out of highschool and think the world revolves around them. Blame the parents, societal pressure and the faculty that outright lie to the kids faces that the costs are reasonable. They didn't set up the inflated loan system, they're just the cattle getting pushed through it, and it's easy for those same dumbshit boomers tho blame the kids with lil slogans like yours that don't really help anyone.

You need to call them asap and tell them you make jackshit and that you REALLY want to work with them, lie about what you make, even if you make good money, you dont want them to take your tax return or garnish your paycheck.

I have $11,000 in student loan debt and i pay $16 a month. I make lamost $20/h but told them i make like $8.75/h or something. they will work with you.