/brit/

how can nips be so smart if they dont have currency subunits . the mongs havent even invented the decimal

oh nooo i participated in this bizzare tangled web schizo created and tried be a cheeky cunt about it now im fucked oh noooo

fuck off lmao

It's ok to not like nigs

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thats inhumane
give that man a stick to go with his rag

blind webm post

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I used to be a little over 200 pounds (I'm 5'6). I can't imagine being as large as him.

toiled with a black lad today

the lord jesus christ

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Affirmative action is racist

key words : schizo created
why i take getting dunked on very, very personally

Hurtling through the hinterlands of London aboard the fabled last train

I have a half can of fosters and 17% of precious battery to get me through this trying time

youtube.com/watch?v=8JlB-MQ-DKg
youtube.com/watch?v=7DFx9wpkzSs

Being John Malkovich is one of the best films I've ever watched

Why do people create Simpsons porn lads

One of life’s mysteries

I supervised several lads from Uganda when I was a forklift driver

They were all very nice blokes, still have em on Insta

cant wait for the next world cup in which we will see timo weah score for america

owning the libs

Some drunken slappers are being loud on the train. Pondering whether to deliver a verbal smack-down that will shut them up once and for all

what apu sums up your feelings right now lads?

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Formerly SFW

>101635112
>101635063
hey doc? yeah, he's doing it again
yeah, the delusions of grandeur
alri, i'll restrain him

>hosted in qatar
>in the winter

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lisa is hot

*eyes your half eaten plate of chips*
uganda finish that mate?

never understood how someone could get so angry at a football game but then I played madden

not my fault you’re a literal retard mate

you created nothing, you imitate others gimmicks eg the hot dinners one
you're bottom of the food chain

i'm low tier english

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the yids are puppets of the greys, who have colonies in antarctica drilling the earth for rare metals and resources. the grey empire is spread too thin for an outright invasion of our system, they'd be kicked out and their technology would be reverse engineered so they have to rely on puppet governments and infiltration to control our solar system. this is why the jews do everything they do. they are deliberately subverting humanity for their alien overlords. climate change is directly caused by grey alien extractions which influence the movements of the tectonic plates and the natural order of earth we are being colonised by these sickly pale lankoid fucks and they will not stop until they have milked our planet dry at which point they will leave our solar system forever and humanity will be doomed to extinction. this is what they don't want you to know. this is the whole agenda.

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comfy af. huddled round the fire and the christmas tree watching footie. absolutely based decision by the mad fifa blokes

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if you had half an idea you’d kiss my ass forever, little incel wanker

marge is hot

Fuck it

Time for me to take the initiative

I want to make friends, simple as

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Slavery isn't racist. Lots of different races have been enslaved.

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Currently Chuck's

timo weah golden shoe qatar 2022

god you’re all so fucking dumb lmao

SCREAMING
youtube.com/watch?v=2oTs3221WJs

gonna bring a fork this time mate

Qata and the rest of the Gulf petro-states are hideous festering pustules on the face of the earth

Praying for a speedy transition to green energy and for these vile places to be engulfed by sand once again

At least there's no Chuck's Fuck and Suck anymore.

try not being a repugnant piece of shit for once in your life

A fork won't help me make friends. I'm gonna bring my sparkling personality.

>Leeds

Fuck off desu, just make it London or don't bother at all

Niggers only get mad at the word nigger because they've been taught to and they think they should. Smart blacks don't care because it's just a word.

The niggers today weren't on any slave ships except the same one we are all on now.

So for someone to tell me I'm not allowed to use a certain word and that it's off limits is just funny to me. You would have to kill me first. Who the fuck are you? I don't need anyones permission to say a fucking word

so you're not allowed to attend

how are you gonna get the coleslaw to your fookin mouth

what about
>muh hardcore Christmas schedule that Brits seem to think is so important?

not an argument

still, to this day, they dont get it

Nigga no one is going to this

una vela jajaja

its only 1 year. and its just replacing footie with footie

tournament will be concluded before christmas
based

gf won't batter my bollocks

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how do you get rid of long heart palpitations

you're genuinely the thickest cunt itt and time again you get picked apart with logic and can only resort to anger and insults
I'm sure the reply to this will just be another boring insult as you can't face the truth

>(ex. me)

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I want to make friends, that's why I'm picking somewhere not too far away

I NEED to make an attempt, I want friends, I want to have a normal life

See the brackets (ex me)

Surely this can't be serious

nigga no one wants to be friends with YOU

the truth is that 90% of you have the awareness and deductive reasoning of a piece of dog shite lmao

Explain then.

christmas is concluded on christmas. it's al about the build up

>example: me

tell me about beto, why does he make the new threads?

I am serious

Why would you think otherwise? I can edit it, just give me some advice, I don't want to put anyone off attending

that's not Beto just a Mexican

just fuck off you useless freak

with amer would apologise for what he did to the polish girls.

haha

“no”

No way I'd ever go to a meet up if that tranny sex offender was there. Imagine knowingly meeting up with a wrongun and breaking bread and that pfttttt

Everything about it is incredibly desperate and pathetic. Just cut your losses.

another post this applies to yourself more than anyone else

oh, fuck

I'll fix it now

Thanks for teaching me something

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>i want to have a normal life
>instead of acknowledging, repenting, and making up for my wrongdoings i'm going to meet up with a bunch of anonymous strangers who generally despise me
what could possibly go wrong

>it's another "hollow threats from the fat LARPer" episode
*yawns*

>admitting that you're non white

WHuuuuuu

>incredibly desperate and pathetic
yeah, that describes me and my motives perfectly

I'll keep it as is, it's important that people take it seriously

I just want a chance

>leeds
lol no
>have friends
oh okay
can't go then
the brown bloke in a bodycon will get upset at me if I do

ah yes moni and schizo here at the exact same time yet again what a coincidence

Mods needs to perma ban this trip faggot
Sick of this cunt

No, it really doesn’t.
You have no idea what I’m talking about so you’re just running your mouth about your little /brit/ bubble of autism. Which is ironic. Shut up, fuck off.

i think skitzo's an alcoholic lads
he's drunk right now

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Want to go see Alita Battle Angel tomorrow night on Imax but no-one to go with. Should I sneak past the guards by myself?

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going to bring my rorke gang and bash this trannies head in