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Tango Man edition

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Stomped a squealing grockle to its untimely demise the other day

Fucking hate ‘em

riley sticka cock in my arse

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SCARR SUM FOOKIN GOALLLLLS!

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Stop posting this faggot since your cancerous general appears on page 1 for everyone to see this fat imbecile

how many pints is this human capable of consume in a day?

whatever happened to riley?

Sucking a grockle

This lad has incroyable flow
Mad ting
Is he popular in Britain

march 15th, 2023
that was the last recorded date in mankind's calendar
after that, everything changed...

30 in one sitting

Shut up dickheads

wow i fucking love this post
amazing on so many levels

he's still about

dumped a load of pics on /sp/ earlier

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Wish i could play the guitar

>he's the top dog in brum
Absolutely cringing at this fucking wog.

>The penis is used to piss (urinate) an ejaculate (mak babies bi propulsion sperm intae the vagina). Far human beins, the pintle is seembol o sexual plaejur an lust. It is awso subject o contests atween lads ca'd "wha hae the langest?", a fause idea is that langer is the pintle greiter is the plaejur gien tae the wumman. It is scientifically provit that this is wrang.

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20+ just to function

john?

john connor? is that you?

Sucking a cracker

I wouldn’t say I can look at a picture of a woman’s foot and get turned on. But for me seeing an attractive woman’s barefoot with bare legs absolutely turns me on.

It’s just the thought process of thinking about her foot and then go up her legs and then to her ass. And obviously her vagina. It actually works if she’s wearing jeans too but I prefer a skirt or something showing her legs.

I don’t know if this answer really belongs here. But that’s what happens in my brain.

Sucking a pintle

Sent his stuff to my m8s
Loved it
Thanks man

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Petition to bring back pintleposting

love prodigy gets me gassed up

ching chong ping pong

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did ya even go 2 school in brum if ya neva herd this song lol

WTF?

t. nigger

chip muffin

yeah
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Cooor, lad,
Had to fly to Melbourne that night and catch a 6am flight the next morning to get there but I eventually made it

fuck off Sebastian

you're so boring and unimaginative its unreal

pull the other one

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I felt rather nesh as I traversed down the ginneal with my chip muffin in hand

I didn't get this question

was playing fifa while listening to some deep house/trance music and started gently sucking my teeth/lip a bit to the rythm of the music as i was trying to figure out how to win a game that i was losing and realized that when i get a gf im going to be amazing at eating her out. in that moment i realized that if my lip were some qt gfs clit she'd be shaking in ecstasy

if i was trying to get a girl to cum i'd be like john wick - insane levels of conviction and effort. nothing could stop me from just getting my whole mouth and face in there.

alri

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after you finish the quiz it asks if you want to answer more questions and I was just curious
>Question 31 of 96

You're a dull nigger. Please leave.

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That’s a smart questionnaire I’ll tell you what

Excuse me I typed GINNEL you stupid computer
damn machines

booking a flight to guernsey, becoming one of them
already speak grade 4 french immersion french i'll fit right in

You could literally code a bot to replace you and no one would notice.

No it doesn't

BARS

you guys ever bump Leon Lewis's classic, Candy Licker?

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virgin

Need to put my pintle in Emma Watson’s vagina.

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yes it does

Says the boring nigger and his dull repetitive nigger speak. No one likes you things.

idiot mong

It fucking doesn't mate

freak

Thinking of getting a Mao haircut.

yeah

Birmingham is literally the cultural center of Britain.

Ty m8

Alri alri lets all just agree to disagree

why are you homos sperging out?

they bloody better not speak fr*g in Guernsey

You won't have that smug look when I get you in an armbar buddy

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Ah yes, another overused cookie cutter response from your limited repertoire of insults. A symptom of severe autism.

good lad

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No, it literally isn't at all.

bad news

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very grim, tragic even

I can guarantee you I’m nae pulling a smart face on yas

im from the leon lewis school of pussy eating
professor lewis taught me everything i need to know about making hoes cum

the key is to lose all of your teeth

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Lads! What if Liam (the "sucking a nigger" poster) is Liam Neeson haha!

You're a nigger. Why would I need to use any other insult, you insufferable dull nigger?

Wales should rule the UK AND Ireland

London is for globalist leeches. Manchester has been ded since Oasis. Liverpool...well...

Brum is the only place pumping out original British art

yeah and Irish is an official language in Ireland you idiot mong

for FUCK sake
well at least Jersey doesn't

anyone read about the interview liam neeson had where he admitted that he walked around town looking for a *air quotes* "Black Bastard" to kill because a girl he knew was raped by a random black guy?

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Do you genuinely enjoy sitting on /brit/ for 10-15 hours a day calling people niggers and pakis, and getting triggered by everything you don't like? You have some severe mental illness mate.

very good post

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jog on tarquin

is there a london paki and a london nigger??

>whites can't be subhuman they say

i lick em good when i lick down between dem thighs

that protein pussy? it help keep me alive

they always smilin, they happy they dont neva frown

30 years eatin pussy i gain 50 pound

asian gf is the ultimate redpill

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Do you think it's all the same person?
And how would you know if an user is sat here 10-15 hours a day if you're not as well, you dumb boring nigger?

sad little man devoid of any personality