Where in America do you sound like?

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These dialect quizzes don't actually measure how you sound they group you by your choice of 10 obscure vocabulary words which are present throughout the US, not just regionally, with the possible exception of night jew, which isn't actually used at all.

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Who here /inlandnorth/

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But I live right where mine says I do

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Same

looks about right

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ahhh

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What sets the Midland American accent apart from its neighbors?

The south IS a shithole

Based and Yankpilled

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According to the quiz my most distinctive answers were pop and crawdad

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New Jersey born and raised. Pretty cool test, I must say.

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D-does this even work for foreigners??!

I do not sound like a Californian. I think.

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I'm from Chicago

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Sound like a Californian? Probably not
Talk like a Californian? Likely

It's correct. I am from Washington DC, which for some reason is dark red with California even though there are no californians here.

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Your thoughts?

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Makes sense since I live on the green dot. Although a couple of my answers had me listed as "least similar" to the entire US.

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Does DC have any distinctive accent? Personally, I didn't see such a thing

>Does DC have any distinctive accent?
Yea, it's called "Self absorbed asshole who thinks he's more important than he really is"

i guess it makes sense since i live in a border city with Texas

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>Self absorbed asshole who thinks he's more important than he really is
Sounds like South Florida

Got new york/new jersey

I don't know about Florida but every year or two I'll meet someone from UF who thinks he went to Harvard.

Bit of a yikes

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Jewish kike

post vocaroo

oy vey

Maybe it's just how most foreigners talk, cause that's what they hear from the media

Do you have any ties to New England Russian friend?

Nigga like 1/3 of Canada lives in the green dot

Looks like I'm the only one ITT with this area

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What city of the United States is the ideal for me?
> I hate Snow
> I hate autumn
> I hate winter
> I like places that only have hot and warm climates all year round.
> I go to the Catholic church.
> I like MLS (Major League Soccer)
> I do not like the NFL, MLB NBA and NHL.
> I do not drink alcoholic beverages
> do not drive.
> I use public transport.
> I am against guns.
> I do not smoke
> I hate drugs
> I like Soccer

The only thing all those red areas have in common is having a large Black homeless population

Would you prefer a humid or an arid climate?

Orlando if you like video games
Miami if you like party

ah yes, the homeless blacks of Maine's north woods

humid

Miami's not a great place if you "hate drugs", but then again any areas fitting his parameters is doing to have a lot of drugs. I guess he's fine in general if he has the income to stick to more affluent communities.

it triangulates you to the same spot as me, down to the same 3 cities...

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Honolulu unironically

Fuck, I thought I dodged them
>least similar: Detroit

Would you like to be by the coast?

Hello brother

Well then, you are probably like the other side which attracts the black homeless - rich nonjews

So do you like it here? I personally want to move to NH, I like it better up there.

New Hampshire's nice, but I like Massachusetts better than any other place.

Are you also a fellow Oahu-user?

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It's partially economically and politically motivated since my views are at odds with most of MA. And also because towns around where I'm at keep lowering in quality over time.

I prefer video games.
Besides, I do not like anything about Disney and I want a city where your Major League Soccer team is the most popular, the most successful, the most winning and the most important in your city.

LA

No.

Nah, My family and I go to Hawai'i frequently as layover as my family is from Asia. My family and I usually stay there for a few days. I wish I can live in Hawai'i after I retire tho

based

Is breddy good state, unironically. Just hard to find fellow anons who are willing to hang out.

Born and raised here, and will most likely die here too; of my own admission.

reminder if you call it anything other than soda and a roly poly you are a brainlet

>tfw you sound like Archie Bunker

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shut up fernando

HEY I'M WAAALKIN HERE!

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Cleetus McGee reporting for duty

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B-brother!

Atlanta just won the MLS cup and their stadium is fucking based. There are a lot of game companies in Georgia because they don't have to pay tax thanks to georgia entertainment laws

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How are other islands in Hawai'i? I've only been to Oahu. Wanted to check out Big Island and so but haven't had any chance

what do you think of chili made with pork that has beans in it?

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you in the yellow shirt and hat

They're kind of rural, desu. Lots of redneckery, but pretty lawless and fun.

You could drive deep into the forest with no one around for miles, shoot a pig (finding one is quite easy), and the place is so empty that no one can even pinpoint where the shot was coming from. Then you process the pig and self half of it to local restaurants and save the other half to eat.

I've only been there once or twice, but the few weeks I was there, I ended up having a lot of fun just runnin' around, being all free and shiet.

It works

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i did it yesterday
they said I'm from Yonkers
*yonk yonk*

Says im a west coast guy
This is hard as a foreigner

Idk more protein yay?

Lol I learned English as a kid through watching TV so I guess it makes sense I'm all over the place. I live in Cincinnati though

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>> I am against guns.
Fuck off we're full

Spot on!

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Got my state right

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what tha fuck

Baltimore accent is really funny sounding.

holy fucking shit. how many questions total?? i've answered like 40 already and there is no end in sight. fuck you op.

To a t

There's only 25

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Your map.
Like, you know...whatever dude.

Pretty accurate. Also, 90% of my adjectives are preceded by the word "hella".

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Did I win?

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You did!
Makes me wonder where your English teacher was from.

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Please rate mine . What does this mean ?

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What does this mean

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