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bit o' willy blood

Should I buy another 250ml or just sober up?

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your thread is moving way too fucking fast

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England for the English

he's an actor on some network show. got """attacked""" in chicago and took it to the police as a hate crime. apparently he walked into the police station with a rope around his neck
did the rounds on all the talk shows about it, etc. just coming out now that apparently he set it all up

Cause I’ve got a brand new combine harvester
And I’ll give you the key

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Literally didn't know Azerbaijan existed until I played GTA V

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Hate crime thing kind of falls apart when the guys that did it were Nigerian anyway

But yeah what the fuck

I like London paki.
Fite me.

not our fault that British culture is loved worldwide and everyone wants to talk to us

people who don't like football often lack basic geography skills

Doing a read
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Fuck regulation desu

he really REALLY hasn't helped himself either

>Jussie Smollett spoke directly to his "doubters" in an exclusive interview that aired on "Good Morning America" Thursday, just over two weeks after the "Empire" star told police he was brutally attacked in what authorities are calling a suspected hate crime.

>In his first interview since police say he was attacked last month, the singer and actor said he was heartbroken when he found out that people questioned the details of his story.

>"I have to acknowledge the lies, and the hate. And it feels like if I had said it was a Muslim, or a Mexican, or someone black, I feel like the doubters would have supported me much more. A lot more," Smollett, 36, told ABC News' Robin Roberts. "And that says a lot about the place that we are in our country right now.

>"It's not necessarily that you don't believe that this is the truth, you don't even want to see the truth," he added.

I watch the superbowl if that counts

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delusion and digits: checked

this is why yanks lack basic geography skills
none of your sports are played internationally so you have no idea san marino exists

really don't care

really don't care

he says whilst posting BRITISH memes in a BRITISH culture thread speaking the ENGLISH language

really care (about all of you)

>and if feels like if I had said it WERE a....
Subjunctive lads. Pure hypothetical

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW
and you're not so big

literally WHO

This guy has it right too. Odd he said racist attack when his attackers were black too. Did he think there would be no footage anywhere? Fool.

What would he be doing if he wasn't always on here?

>I watch the superbowl if that counts

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Based

It's not about whether or not it happened
It's about the fact that it does happen and could at any time

>muh appropriation
is that an accusation i hear, son?

This is dave:

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Also posts on /sp/ and /tv/, and Jow Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.

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Retard

>London paki
Yawn...
Stop giving him attention ffs.

So peng he is

hello nigger

theconversation.com/rba-research-shows-that-zoning-restrictions-are-driving-up-housing-prices-93064

Fuck excessive regulation

How many hours do you spend on here London Paki?

we need more regulation

we need more pakis from london

thinking about niggers again lads

Please take them. Take all the others from the rest of the country too.

i doubt his name's dave though

'tismobrit would be more fitting

and niggerbrit would be good for you

What are you hmm'ing about THIS time?

Australia NEEDS shitskin immigrants from Europe

Hol-up

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>and niggerbrit would be good for you

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cringe

Lmao. Good one.

>people keep posting the edit i made on my phone a year ago

you dun did gud

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you have like 3 seeds in that joint

Why wasn't I born a women.

>>>>/niggerbrit/

there's a certain word i would use to describe this picture

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Lynchian

why are they using fucking sparklers as candles

The next couple of years will be hard for Jazz

He spent his whole life thinking getting a vagina would magically fix everything wrong in his life and with his own self-worth and when it doesn't he'll be forced to confront his own ego and possibly even his mother's grooming of him

that's exactly it!

I'm limited on options

Eating an ALDI pizza (made in Italy)

Went on a date with a mute lass, AMA

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I'm very glad we live in 2019 and this utter destruction of a human being is captured live for all of us proles to stream online

I know, but I hope you picked them out.

Was she cute?

ABSOLUTELY _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _!

Saw an albino chink yesterdat

what did her voice sound like

I agree although I haven't watched a single episode, /tv/ has kept me up to date

no you didn't

I have never seen a thin person drinking diet coke

Was it awkward?
How'd the date come about?
How'd you communicate?
Did you get in?

most of them at least

i'm honestly surprised it took this long for eunuchs to come back into fashion. they were all over the place in the renaissance, middle ages, ancient times and before.

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Cute!

Not mute, but deaf for me. She'd make squeaking sounds when startled, and would hum whenever she tried to speak. Unfortunately, her family moved to Canada when we were still in Highschool, and I've never seen her since (my parents forbid me from texting because it cost 25 cents a text and we were super cheap).

I only remember how to sign one thing now, and that one thing is "I love you" ;_;

She's a strong jawed qt tomboy and she wasn't ready for a kiss just yet, think she might be a virgin desu. Bear with me on replies as I am watching kino at the moment

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God I wish I (Zhang the Chink) were a eunuch in charge of a blue-eye blonde haired man's harem

hate this image now because that retarded yank used to spam shitty /brit/ threads with it

>blonde hair blue eyes
>brown hair brown eyes
cringe
>brown hair blue eyes
now that's based

Which is the worst British city outside London?

>>brown hair blue eyes
BASED (because it describes me haha)

i can't believe his parents made him start going on tv when he was like 7
made it so he couldnt ever back down from it

Saw a wh*te """person""" doing the floss with her 5 year old daughter yesterday
These cretins reproduce while I have never gotten laid

Jeremy Corbyn?

did the floss in taiwan yesterday before I left

Oh FUCK, I shouldn't have remembered this memory....

Of fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck. Goddamn, why did it have to end that way? I've never seen anyone cry like that when she left. Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Goddamn it, she tried so hard to tell me she loved me with actual words. Fuck fuck fuck fuck FUCK, I can't get it out of my GODDAMN HEAD. FUCK.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD. GET OUT OF MY HEAD. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN'T HEAR YOU. FUCK OFF. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. GET OUT OF MY FUCKING HEAD. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

a boring old trot

Recommended for me
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A little bit awkward as she can't respond immediately in some circumstances unless she can sign a response obviously or clearly lipspeak something. She otherwise types things on her phone. We saw Dune at the cinema. She's up for seeing me again

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Hey that's me, thanks for calling me based
very based lad