How would your parents react?

Not if they don't know.

>1.white gf
>2.black gf
>3.asian gf
>4.latina gf
>5.indian gf
>6.muslim gf
be happy for me
>7.gf (male)
>8.bf
mom would try to hide her sadness, my older sister would be fine, my little sister would be passive agresive whit him and my dad would be really mad

>1.white gf
Throw a party.

>2.black gf
Not care. Be happy i'm not gay.

>3.asian gf
Not care. Be happy i'm not gay.

>4.latina gf
Not care. Be happy i'm not gay.

>5.indian gf
Not care. Be happy i'm not gay.

>6.muslim gf
Not care. Be happy i'm not gay.

>7.gf (male)
Get mad and kick me out of the house.

>8.bf
Get mad and kick me out of the house and disown me.

I am turning 30 this year. My parents would be happy to see me with a girl no matter from where . Can't say about bringing a boy though.

>1.white gf
happy
>2.black gf
happy
>3.asian gf
happy
>4.latina gf
happy
>5.indian gf
happy
>6.muslim gf
happy
>7.gf (male)
kick me out
>8.bf
sad but will accept

>7.gf (male)
>kick me out
>8.bf
>sad but will accept

Based

>1-6
happy for me
>7-8
disown me

>1.white gf
disappointed
>2.black gf
very disappointed
>3.asian gf
east asian happy, south east asian disappointed
>4.latina gf
disappointed
>5.indian gf
neutral
>6.muslim gf
very disappointed
>7.gf (male)
very disappointed
>8.bf
very disappointed

>1.white gf
Good
>2.black gf
Disown me
>3.asian gf
Good, would be elated if that is Japanese or Korean
>4.latina gf
Good
>5.indian gf
Good
>6.muslim gf
Disown me unless she abandons her religion
>7.gf (male)
Disown me
>8.bf
Disown me

Only ever brought home a bf. They reacted ok.

I am bi and once my parents discovered that I sleep with a black boy they disowned me

>1-5
They'd be happy I had a gf.
>6
They'd try and convert her to Christianity.
7-8
Very disappointed.

1. ok
2. def not ok
3. ok
4. ok
5. idk maybe ok maybe not
6. def not ok
7. def not ok
8. def not ok

didn't they already picked your bride?

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1. Happy
2. Happy but would joke about it to their friends
3. Happy
4. Happy
5. Happy
6. Throw me out of the house
7. Throw me out of the house
8. Throw me out of the house

1 congratulate me for succesing in the gene race
2 wouldn't mind
3 okay with it
4 nothing
5 make jokes about poo and scat porn
6 I honestly don't know. Probably glad I have a new literal sex slave, I guess
7 what if I want to be the gf (male)?
8 disown me

1. high five me for getting a white girl
2. pressured into dumping
3. happy if she's east asian, sad if she's a sea monkey
4. high five me since they'd think she's white
5. disappointed
6. confused
7. disowned
8. disowned

I do not feel attractive to women other than Asian women.
A woman other than an Asian gets a body smell, it has many body hair, and the skin is dirty.

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how is the luck with the asian women?

asian women smell like mothballs and rice

1.get out
2.get out
3.get out
4.get out
5.get out
6.get out
7.get out
8.get out

so why aren't you out?

i'm sorry user

I am an incel and I intend NEET off of them.

East Asians have less body odor compared to other races because of the low activity of apocrine sweat glands. Little body hair. The cleanest woman in the world is an East Asian woman. Japanese women are the number one women going to. Koreans and Chinese could be good if you can speak Japanese.

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>white gf
>"oh hi user's gf good to meet you!"
>black gf
>"oh hi user's gf good to meet you!" (an hour later) "yeah we know the KKK is recruiting in Virginia, we never talk politics with our extended family there" or "yeah I remember marching in the march on Washington back in the day"
>asian gf
>"oh hi user's gf! Nice to meet you!" (later) "Hey one of my coworkers at the lab looks sorta like you and has the same last name. Are you guys related?"
>latina gf
>"oh hi user's gf! nice to meet you!" (later) "I always wondered... what's the deal with Cinco de Mayo anyways?"
>Indian gf
>"oh hi user's gf! nice to meet you!" *turns the fan on and lights a scented candle* "So I've never been to India, but I've heard it's... interesting..."
>Muslim gf
>"oh hi user's gf! nice to meet you!" (later) "yeah I have friends that have been to Israel but it's really bad what they do to the Palestinians!" or "so... is it true that your people really like cats?" *pets the dog*
>gf (male)
>"oh hi user's... friend! nice to meet you! So what do you want us to call you?"
>bf
>"Oh hi user's bf! nice to meet you!" (later) "so... we have tickets to the opera for later this month!" or "oh yeah we always knew it user, it's fine; we lived in San Francisco so we know how the gays are"

1. not happy
2. very mad
3. not happy
4. not happy at all
5. not happy
6. not happy
7.extremely angry
8. extremely angry

>low activity of apocrine sweat glands. Little body hair. The cleanest woman in the world is an East Asian woman
doesnt that mean less clean from inside?

>white gf
No reaction
>black gf
Depends on where she's from (grandmother would call her monkey behind her back in any case)
>asian gf
Not a fan
>latina gf
>indian gf
Would be surprised
>muslim gf
So when am I getting lynched by her tribe?

>gf (male)
>bf
OP is a faggot

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>white gf
called a coon/"we always knew youd pull this shit"
>black gf
patted on the back because she'd have to be fucking stunning
>asian gf
i don't think they'd really give a fuck. my dad would pat me on the back about as much as he would if it was a black chick, but my mom would probably make ching chong comments for a while. my sister loves asians (kpop)
>latina
same as asian except less racial comments.
>indian
"lol wut? okay"
>muslim gf
this would be the shitstorm. we're very christian. This would be a whole big thing. she'd have to be stunning if i choose to endure that bs
>gf (male)
i'd be rightfully called a faggot and disassociated with
>bf
same as above

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your 7 and 8 should be the same

1. Not kill me.
2. Kill me.
3. Kill me.
4. Kill me.
5. Kill me.
6. Kill me.
7. Kill me.
8. Kill me.

Are you an NBA player i‘ve been having fantasies of one of those for some time

I’d give Odell Beckham access to my holes

Holy shit! He is yummy uwu I think I will be checking out football players from now on they have better bodies and faces

no but hit up Dwight Howard

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Everything other then 6 they'd be glad , if I brought a terrorist home my mom would shoot her or call the cops to shoot her.

It is okay women never care about men‘s opinions

1. Happy
2-8. Die of chock

>Die of chock
come on, its sweden. Too many would already be dead of chonks if it was true.

Not yet

what if she looked like this

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>1.white gf
Happy and glad that i'm not gay
>2.black gf
Probably dislike at first but eventually be ok with it since they are really liberal
>3.asian gf
SEA = same as above
East asia = Happy and glad that i'm not gay
>4.latina gf
Honestly not sure, probably ok if she doesn't look too black
>5.indian gf
Same as number 2
>6.muslim gf
Same as number 2
>7.gf (male)
Probably will have a talk with me to end the relationship
>8.bf
Same as number 2

I've personally shot terrorists that looked like that (with rubbers mostly)

Breaking my balls a little, no pun intended.
>1 through 6
Make stereotypical jokes regarding race, last name, religion, etc.
>7 through 8
youtube.com/watch?v=rGAyQAkXajg

>(with rubbers mostly)
based

>1.white gf
Happy. Neutral.

>2.black gf
Happy, but they'd probably discreetly ask me aside if it's just a fling or not.

>3.asian gf
Happy. Neutral.

>4.latina gf
Happy. Neutral.

>5.indian gf
Poo Indian? Concerned. Reservation Indian? Just as concerned. More so than bringing home a black girl.

>6.muslim gf
Reaching the tipping point. They wouldn't make a scene, but I'd expect a concerned talk.

>7.gf (male)
Better than a BF, but still slightly disappointed.

>8.bf
Only option worse than Indian. Getting talked to later- when it's discreet/polite to do so.

For the most part I'm under the impression they'd be happiest if I could find someone to marry, reproduce, and sire children that aren't too different from our current race. My Father's brother married a Jamaican woman and that's left a bad taste in our mouth as a family.. Not the kids, but the useless and annoying Jamaican inlaws.
Homosexuality is "fine", but it's seen as juvenile. Like, "It's okay to kiss boys, but you're going to have to abandon wanton hedonism when you grow up and accept some responsibility."

Well shooting them with fmj would have been illegal

1-6:Nice
7-8:Nope

1.Happy
2.Not happy
3.Happy
4.Happy
5.Happy
6.Happy
7.didn't consider me as their child
7.didn't consider me as their child

Protestant values are disgusting.

1.Happy
2.Happy
3/Happy
4.Happy
5.Happy
6.Happy
7.Happy
8.Disown me

I dont have parents :c

Kek

blacks can still get girlfriends.

1. ooooo my goooood
2. woooahhhhh
3. yeeeeeehhheeehy
4. upvoootttteeed
5. yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
6. congrat
7. dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
8. dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I thought the whole thread would be happy you are not gay response.

You should find some. How else can you live as a NEET?

I dont consider my parents my parents anymore
They need to die in order to bring my life back onto track
All the lies I am living through I cant share them with them

Anyways
I would love to experience their reaction if I brought a Muslim or turkish girl home(earlier this week a muslim girl kept staring at me longer than normal, I should have approached her)
>White girl
nothing would happen
>Asian, Indian, black
Sorry, even if I am desperate for live and intimacy I wouldnt date such girls, because I am not attracted to those especially to slant eyed insects
>Latina
I wish, but this will never come true

>I wish, but this will never come true
?
If you are just looking for brown, they look more or less the same as arabs.

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Nahh arabs and turks here are slightly browner thatn latinas with mostly european ancestry
Anyway muslim girls here are hot and I want to pump my semen into every muslim thot I encounter on my commute

>wh*Te gf
proud, they're from a gated community
>BLACK gf
very uncomfortable
>azn gf
can't say for sure. Probably wouldn't care
>Latina gf
over 60% of my gfs are Spanish, so wouldn't care
>NDN gd
Wouldn't care
>Muslim gf
If she wears a hijab, uncomfortable
>gf (male)
More uncomfortable than the previously listed relationships
>bf
Uncomfortable

>Anyway muslim girls here are hot and I want to pump my semen into every muslim thot I encounter on my commute
Good luck surviving

Nice meme dipshit
I bp 405 and do sambo for almost a century

1. wonder how i can get 1st worlder, dissapoint on her religion
2. wonder how i able to attract all kind of women, dissapoint on the religion
3. sadly my parent view east asian/chinese badly, only happy if she is muslim
4. point 1 and 2
5. they arent uncommon here but disappoint if she is non-muslim
6. status: re-owned
7 status: disowned
8 status: disowned

>our current race
>current

>1.white gf
>2.black gf
>3.asian gf
>4.latina gf
>5.indian gf
>6.muslim gf
you are my son
>7.gf (male)
you are not my son
>8.bf
you are my son

1-6
Dont care
7
Weirded out but ultimately ok i think. They think these are freaks
8
Dad disappoimt

why does she have a haircut of a porno actress?

Probably would be happy I was with someone for all of them. Anything but white girl would probably surprise them

1. happy
2. happy
3. happy
4. happy
5. happy
6. happy
7. confused
8. suprised but happy (I’m bi but they don’t know)

>1.white gf
>2.black gf
>3.asian gf
>4.latina gf
>5.indian gf
>6.muslim gf
"Great job"
>7.gf (male)
"What do you she has dick, joker?"
>8.bf
"We knew you're retarded idiot, but this ... is okay too"

Good
Bad
Meh
Meh
Bad
Bad
Bad
Probably ok?
Probably ok?

>mfw seeing the surprising amount of people ITT with zealot freaks for parents
What’s it like?

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>1.white gf
"Good job lad. When you're getting married?"
>2.black gf
"You're not my son"
>3.asian gf
"Umm, it's okay...but use condoms"
>4.latina gf
"You're not my son"
>5.indian gf
"You're not my son"
>6.muslim gf
"You're not my son"
>7.gf (male)
"You're not my son"
>8.bf
"You're not my son"

1. Good for you user
2. Meh just don't make babies with her
3. hAH rice
4. Good for you user
5. She smells
6. We don't give a shit about religion
7. Disowned
8. Disowned

What the hell are your parents, m8 ?

My dad is a captain (Cyхoпyтныe вoйcкa) and my mom is lawyer.

even if they attacked you you would be the aggressor because you are illegally occupying their land
go back to poland

>Cyхoпyтныe вoйcкa
Oh... I see, sorry for you.

They were easy on you.
Most dads will probably move you to forest ( if you know what i mean)

There are Latinas in debt land?

>1,3,4
Be happy for me and my girlfriend
>2,5,6
Be a little bit weirded out and think that they are gypsies, although in time they would accept it
>7,8
Smack me across the head for genetically cucking them and being a faggot

>1.white gf
Congratulate me
>2.black gf
Disown me
>3.asian gf
Meh
>4.latina gf
Confusion
>5.indian gf
Meh
>6.muslim gf
Disown me
>7.gf (male)
Kill me(literally)
>8.bf
Hire hitmen to rape me and kill me after they disown me

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>I dont consider my parents my parents anymore
>They need to die in order to bring my life back onto track
>All the lies I am living through I cant share them with them
only redpilled answer itt

They would be baffled i brought a girl over regardless of race

There is sadly everything you want in Athens

.. if you brought home a
1.white gf
Ok
2.black gf
Ok
3.asian gf
Ok
4.latina gf
Ok
5.indian gf
Ok
6.muslim gf
Ok
7.gf (male)
No
8.bf
Disowned

.black gf
>Disown me
I that reallly an issue in Mongolia?

People in such countries are not racist they just dont want mixed grandchildren