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wdym starting to act like a woman?
nuCAPTCHA ruined Jow Forums

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Absolutely horrible idea. You need to have bros to keep you grounded.

>I'm starting to act like a WOMAN.

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youtu.be/8ahU-x-4Gxw

que?

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I want a Jewish gf what kind of gf do you want?

I think I might get into visual novels again. Any recommendations? I've already played:

School/Shiny Days
The Fruit of Grisaia
Steins;Gate (Original and 0)
Clannad

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I'm talking like them, saying "oh my god!" in a womanly way a lot, cursing less, making less offensive jokes, just feeling very emasculated overall
All of my bros are gone, we all go to different colleges and we only see eachother during breaks now

A cute Egyptian gf that'll punch me in the stomach whenever we're both alone. I want her to dominate me.

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>You need to have bros to keep you grounded.

me irl kek

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Saw this video for the first time yesterday kek

I forgot to do laundry and I remembered at the last possible second

why the FUCK IS THIS CAPTCHA SO BAD, how do you guys tolerate this?

Do we have to have a multi-thread haplogroup discussion again LOL

This has been such a good winter, lads. I'm excited for spring.

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$1.67 per month is all it takes to avoid.

it's not bad for me

>All of my bros are gone, we all go to different colleges and we only see eachother during breaks now
You just need to find some new bros for your new circumstances. Make some drinking buddies, meet some friends through clubs or w/e, etc

literally me and (some of) my friends in the pic LOL

Cringe

Reminder
Soon

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imagine giving Jow Forums your card number and billing address

good paypig

I would cum on her abs in a heartbeat

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It's tough, girls are just so much easier to become friends with. The only clubs that I'm involved in are mostly women, and my college itself is 60% women.
I've never been a particularly manly guy, but it's becoming more extreme.

/b/ tier post

Chaos;Child

Also people complain about Jow Forumstards but they themselves won't shut up about Jow Forums topics, makes you think.

What a pathetic faggot

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No anything but that

Are you saying you wouldn't?

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>start lifting
>tweak your diet to maximize testosterone
>consider participating in team sports

Why does it say 1kb and not bytes, ny phone claims 300b

I'm very unathletic, but I'll do the other things

cum for me daddy

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Its too late

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Also if you're too skinny, consider adding as much milk as you can comfortably manage into your diet. You're not gonna get any gains at the gym if you're not meeting your caloric requirements

Kara no Shoujo
Dracu-Riot!
Sanoba Witch
11eyes
Maji de Watashi ni Koishinasai!
Tsukihime if you somehow haven't played it yet

Should be enough decent starter VNs

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>cursing less, making less offensive jokes
That doesn't make you less manly

You now remember the mighty wings

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Will do, right now I'm more skinnyfat than anything but I'm trying to change that. Thanks for the advice yo

ate pizza for all 3 meals today frens

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Gross

Same, made pizza for Valentine's day and had a bunch leftover

Today i ate:
A burger
A whole tube of jalapeno pringles
A tiny slice of cake

I'm a wagecuck

you don't have to pay with a card, boi

>select all images with Bus
>slowly fades for 30 seconds
>still wrong

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thinking about hiring a prostitute when i get the money bros

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Go for it lmao

nw, used to be a major lanklet myself but i followed these steps and now i'm pretty in pretty good shape

how is sex with a prostitute like?

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what did you read to learn to lift properly and find routines? or are you just doing w/e since any physical movement is enough unless bodybuilding/strength building

You now remember the MCSpaghetti

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Texas toast for breakfast
Taco Bell for lunch
Homemade burritos for dinner

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does anyone know if adultsearch.com is reliable/safe?

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if you don't have strong bonds with father or brother then you have been surrounded by women all your life

are you the same guy who always finishes his sentences with frens?

based saturdaymove

I don't have a brother and my dad died while I as 13, I only have 2 real uncles and like 6 aunts. This is why I said I was never particularly manly.

yes fren

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>got it under 1kb
based, now lets see
btw, how do I reduce the number of colors on an image, i.e. remove the amount of individual pixels and small groups of pixels

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What is even the point of hiring whores in this era of maximum degeneracy
Last time i one-night-standed a girl, in the middle of the action she asked me fuck her ass, but i didn't feel like it because her breath smelled like puke from her choking on my cock earlier; the smell/taste was turning me off and i just wanted to get it over with

Basically they're all whores now LOL

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It's a bit of a meme, but I used Starting Strength. Unironically very useful for a novice.

are we your only frens?
stealing this pepe btw

i would probably quit in 10 days with SS
leg day and not being able to sit on a toilet is complete ass and olympic lifts to start with are not noob friendly

yes. used to have frens but not since i withdrew from uni.

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repulsive

*trainwhistle blows in the distance*

Just be smart, don't kill yourself with your first few workouts, and you're good. It does take a bit of baseline strength though, so it might be wise to train up to it with kinesthetic stuff at home to begin with; body-weight squats, pushups, etc

feel like a boomer remembering these

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None of you are actually real people. I'm the only living being that posts here.

>filesizes
(You)'ve certainly found a fren in me, fren

sad if true

Whomst?

you are

In terms of music, 90s > 80s > 10s > 00s > 70s > 60s

really stupid post

I agree :^)

really stupid post

Eyy das me. All my teachers have been women during my public school years. Had a bond with my older brother once but we've cut ties with each other. I like to make a strong bond with myself if possible. I do however have bonds with my younger siblings, I want to set a good example for them.

Listening to 80's music

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

Is it this?

youtu.be/ntG50eXbBtc

I'm to tired to argue otherwise so I'll agree with you.

I'm going to sleep now, goodnight.

i wish i had a dishwasher machine

aren't you worried about getting a disease?

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Sauce of the video?

Why is she so perfect, lads?

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i'll wash your dishes if you let me sleep on your floor indefinitely