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Saturday night part 2 edition

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Runescape is a shitty game, but I have nothing better to do with my time.

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fuck commies edition

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i never gave you permission to post my picture

bitch niggas

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Do you guys believe you can become shorter with a sedentary lifestyle? I remember in high school I used to sleep all summer and come September i'd be a fucking manlet for 2 weeks until i "stretched out" again.

reading this

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I've heard the opposite. That standing up slightly compresses your spine, and that it expands back out when you're lying down, so you're actually a bit taller in the morning just after waking up than when you've been standing/sitting all day

How many boys did she love before

>bug people
>capable of love or emotion
??????????????????????

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Heard this as well

whats that say

finished the reading I had to do for class and I still have 2 hours to spare

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that's for daily life though, i'm talking like me being hunched all day during summer and then sleeping in fetal position causing me to shrink temporarily. I seriously felt like I came into the new school year a solid 3 inches shorter. Even my friends told me this, and i marked it on the wall. I wonder if there is documentation of this somewhere.

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Did this asshole think that I was just shitposting? Off yourself normalfaggot

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Posture matters. It's possible you got a case of computer neck or whatever. If you maintain bad posture for long enough it becomes near-impossible to actually stand up straight, and you basically need physio

>posting on Jow Forums

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you ever look into tulpas? :^)

Hitting that JUUL like WIZ KHALIFA

SCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG

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had a dream of my waifu once. after that I reduced the anime consumption by a lot and started going /out/ more

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suicide should be 100% legal.
there should be a tall building that its only use is for suicidal people to jump off it.

hi booboos

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four

>t. Satan

Had a dream last night that I was ruining the friendship of a female friend of mine by falling love with her, despite our relationship being completely platonic in real life (I don't even think shes attractive). The stream really stressed me out, although those feelings of stress went away a few minutes after I woke up.
What did my brain mean by this?

*dream not stream

I don't know if I'll still be alive at 30

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youre an idiot

now i sleep

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That’s due to fluids and shit in the body I think, you height ranges 1 inch from morning to night if I remember correctly.

>What did my brain mean by this?
literally nothing senpai

LOL I just realized I couldn't remember the alphabet and had to look it up. Am I having a fucking stroke or something? I think learning too many different writing systems is to blame

What medication do you take daily?
For me, its paxil and bupropion.

I've got a little biscuit tin to keep your panties in
I've got a little biscuit tin to keep your panties in
Soiled panties, white panties, school panties, Y-front panties
By the canal, by the canal

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used to be on something pretty ssrious but then i scorned the pharmajew and now i'm all natty baby

I become very mean and irritable when I don't take my medication for awhile, so it's a necessity for me

miss having a dog buds

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I've been integrating this autistic guy into my friend group and tonight he revealed in great detail the extent of his poop fetish

dogs are gross

just get another one

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is he a /cum/ poster?

Tell us everything

ya his name is ale
(who names their kid after beer???)

i would if i had a yard

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Same. My childhood dog died in 2013. Waiting patiently to own land so I can get a dog and give him enough space to run around

reported the faggot weaboo who spammed anime cancer LOL

i hope you are lying

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He got drunk tonight and I had to keep him from calling his mom to tell her about his poop fetish, hes 23. He also said he appreciates both diarrhea as well as long hard turds that cause twinks to "grunt and moan" when pusbing them out. He also relayed a story to us about how he bought porn videos of guys pooping in urinals so he did the same at steak n shake just last year and that he was very turned on by doing it

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yuck

Very nice

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I have more respect for dog fuckers than disgusting freaks who have a hard on for poop.

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Idk dog fuckers might be worse

Both of those behaviors are picrelated-tier for me, absolute zero respect

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Nothing wrong with a bit of poo

I think my posting style may have assimilated to the Jow Forums general culture a little too much. When I post elsewhere I don't even get any precious (You)s anymore

Do you Yanks even remember the Alamo?

barely even learned about it

Spending cold hard cash on videos of men pooping in urinals is way beyond the pale

Yes, but it was completely forgettable and insignificant

what the car rental?

Fair point

like how can you have a fetish for poop?
i understand pee but poop? just as disgusting and strage as a necro fetish.

I'd rather participate in a blood fetish than a poop fetish

There is a car rental named Alamo?
Doesn't sound very trustworthy imo, imagine it to break down within two weeks.

I like the movie

If your enemy kills you, you win.

every hotpocket has read this.

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>renting a car for 2 weeks
who does this

you guys are gross

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>ex-gf's dad is a wall street executive who became a director at a couple of major banks
>he left and started his own private equity firm
>he was there for 5 years
>then they buy out a bankrupt copper mine
>just looked him up again now, found him on Linkedin
>after two years the copper mine investment caused their whole firm to go bankrupt
>he had to go crawling back to the banks to be a wagecuck again
Heh better luck next time, cagie

Poorfag detected

Have you never been on vacation?

vacation?

where do you take a vacation that requires a 2 week uninterrupted car rental

Pick literally anywhere

i'd rather have gay sex with a 70 yo black man than participate in poop fetish.

>t. has never rented a car on vacation

gfs parents invited me to dinner with them tomorrow
Gonna get Chinese food and meet the parents of the first girl to ever sit on my face

fucking faggot LOL

you should tell them about what a proper young slut they've raised.

fucking lucky, I want a girl to sit on my face, or at least cuddle with me

Umm she’s not a slut

if BIRBS grow in TREES
are they technically a FRUIT

idk dude just about everyone in /cum/ has fucked her already SLOPPE 2NDS

Do you lift, cum?

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What’s the time in AmeriKKKa

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh yeah what color is her hair and what color are her eyes

spooked u good u nerd! HAH