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>drank all my coldies
>nothing left to beat the heat with
Life is suffering

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me on the screen

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masterminding a poo

pop a damp tshirt or towel in the freezer for a bit

My wee brother is fly as fuck, he just got his bank account set up and online banking, so phoned me to transfer him £10 to make sure it was working. Accepted that I wouldn’t get the £10 back then my mum told me he done it to her, my gran and my auntie, wee arsehole is £40 up

Mate....

Anime

vividly remember my late teens/early 20s and at no point was I ever under the impression I was going to live forever

very grim lad

Used to be nervous about meeting new people and could just tell myself it was an emotional thing. Later you realise it was the rational thing and the majority of attempted interaction just doesn't work out.

Less satisfying than drinking a cold beer though, and I don’t even have warm beer to stick in the freezer

i assumed i'd be dead by 30 that's why i lived like an animal

It's an expression moron

Glass of water will do you even better, anything else is programming or addiction

It’s an isolated lodge in the middle of rural Malawi, feels like the Shining if it were set in Africa. All whites in Africa are either alcoholics or god thumpers.

How do you find the courage to subject others to your stench and filth

*Brap*

woah..

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The water’s warm and there’s no suitable vessel to place it in the fridge or freezer

12 hours until toil

Can the Australians fuck off to /ausnz/?

bought and played overwatch last night

there's not much of it lad, been too busy to hit the gym this week and it's so cold that sweating is out of the question. bit of cologne+fresh clothes and you smell perfectly fine but the no shave part is starting to make me look like a hobo. today's the last day

is it good?

Google says it's just 29°C. Are you a local or a pom?

state of this cope, your hair looks awful, your skin looks awful you smell awful. glad i don't know you

Hello Melvin sorry the first version just said Melvin’s wedding I was on the piss at the time, at least I remembered the stone and wood aye
Looking forward to yours and Alanah’s wedding

cool it you racist cunt

30 seconds until wanktoil

Use an empty beer bottle you utter loon

>no suitable vessel
>surrounded by empty bottles

>gay ERP general
Not a poofta

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Playing some classical guitar

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Hello Melvin sorry the first version just said Melvin’s wedding I was on the piss at the time, at least I remembered the stone and wood aye
Looking forward to yours and Alanah’s wedding
Top bloke

quite fun i thought with all the different abilities but still the same buttons on every character so its not too hard. won the first few games . had a solid team

was blessed with baby skin, haven't got a zit since I was 18

Whoops got a connection error or so it said and accidentally double posted

It’s 32 where I am (it’s one of the lower lying bits of the country) and it’s humid as fuck ‘cause it’s rainy season. Pom.
Both fridge and freezer shelves are broken and slanted. Needs to be a shut container or it’ll spill everywhere. Suppose I could use one of the wine bottles.

Grim

I'm white

was ill a whole 2 weeks ago and this cough toil still hasn't gone away

For me? It's LOSG; reading Literature, reciting the Oath, watching Sports, and computer Games

30 seconds until wanktoil

someone tip this cunt

exactly

ok now this IS EPIC

see you in 60 seconds

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What's that? You haven't read The Hermetica: The Greek Corupus Germetican and the Latin Asclepius in a new ENglish translation with notes and introduction? Do you not like knowledge or something?

you’re not the messiah you’re a very naughty boy

Be there, or be square!

PS: the place will be crawling with girls

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The year is 2009, you're slouched over your keyboard passed out at 2am on a school night from messaging people on MSN all night, you wake up to a loud knock and this appears

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not that i don't like it, just don't care for it

Thank you :)
What are your Big Four?

What are you doing in rural Malawi?

ye, willygirls

STOP IT

Mental how chat programs have regressed in every way since MSN Messenger

LOSG
baby

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you’re not the messiah you’re a very naughty boy

Yeah it’s weird

Shagging birds
Drinking pints
Sniffing gear
Battering tarquins

tfw messenger had fucking games like checkers complete with leaderboards and stats for you and your friends.

Uni fieldwork. Finished the fieldtoil but still have about another 8 or so hours of mind numbingly boring data analysis before I can finally leave this place and head to the lake or something for a couple of weeks.

police are bootlickers

innit, wish you could play tic tac toe on whatsapp

Jerked off for hours without cumming earlier this morning. Might do it again

Cricket
PS4
Music
Cardios

>petty theft from family members

aah yes, very '''''fly'''' indeed

Know thyself
Nothing in excess

As per the Delphic inscriptions

wot

>LOSG
what

Did you see the Melbourne Stars collapse tonight?
What a chokeshow

Finna find a coffee house

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why would anyone need to 'test' a bank account . your entire family are gormless
your brother too because that's a dumb plan that only works on thickos

sue

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_submarine_U-58
>scuttled on 3 May 1945
haha i made it to 1945 bitches and it looks like my crew survived

I notice no dad is mentioned. Very telling

>make fun of Jow Forums posters for posting tweets for literal whos
>read a news article
>it has embedded tweets from literal whos

anxietyToil

pathetic desperate nonce bender beta low test cretin repulsive piece of shit twat cunt dickhead die die die

Sounds more cheeky than anything

boots licking boots

the looming doesn't start because it has never stopped

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if I had to estimate my penis length it would be 14cm but I don't have to estimate it since I measured and it was 13cm

Choked the fuck out after Stoinis was dismissed. Imagine losing 7 wickets for 19 runs.

Good post