Excited edition
/brit/
Cooper Martinez
Adam Garcia
>page 2
game over man, game OVER
Dominic Smith
The fuck?
Jacob Foster
mental to think everything we eat just turns to shit eventually
David Nelson
the gf
Daniel Reed
>Going on holiday to any tourist-y places
Do you enjoy literally everything being the cheapest and most disgusting shite and everyone hating you? Lmao
Thomas Allen
this.
who would have thought cum would turn into poo
Liam Perry
The ligma around mental health
Zachary Sullivan
they all seem to be enjoying themselves and not harming anyone in the process. happy for them
Ayden Sullivan
gammon
Evan Johnson
>who would have thought cum would turn into poo
You exist so it's not that hard to believe
Christian Gomez
what would happen if you solidified monster energy drink and smoked it?
Blake Robinson
In places like Egypt and that if they had a choice say between them buying sets of meat product to sell to tourists and one of them was a set of literal floor scrapings and stuff and the other was just normal cheap meat, and they both were equally priced... they would choose the floor scraping disgusting shit just because they hate you lmao
John Rodriguez
your mum is the cheapest and most disgusting shite
Robert Phillips
What's ligma?
Julian Green
Don't think I can handle this interaction
Jace Torres
bizarre cope
Evan Robinson
Ligma balls
Carter Lopez
Nathaniel Nelson
a sex threat
Xavier Flores
rekt
Julian Edwards
ahhhh me sro horny
Eli Williams
maximum reddit karma
Nathan Howard
You have ligma balls?
Austin Wilson
>they all seem to be enjoying themselves and not harming anyone in the process. happy for them
Easton Bailey
the former
Lucas Hughes
why are Londoners such extroverted twats
Sebastian Long
stop being a fucking loser, no one cares about you and some ugly girl's conversation
Asher Myers
never seen mulan
Jordan Garcia
almost 30 years old and still rock back and forth when i'm excited like that one in the middle
Robert Smith
dead banter
your mum is my mum
Daniel Ramirez
Look at at this way, she's keen as a bean - keep playing the game and we'll all be rooting for ya root
Good on ya mate
Isaac James
she wants both she even said it
you're in lad
clatter that hongchatter
Dylan Edwards
John Turner
yeesh drop her
Luis Hughes
Ethan Brown
Nah I'm speaking from experience
Michael Turner
What ho, reddit!
Noah Diaz
@AltrinchamFC will swap their red and white kit for a rainbow kit this weekend vs Bradford Park Ave.
The club are celebrating Football v Homophobia month.
Shirts will be auctioned off with profits going to LGBT youth organisation @TheProudTrust.
Leading the way.
Lucas Flores
Christopher Gray
its foreign and boring
Julian Collins
Wish I was a virgin it would be fucking redpilled
How do i grow it back
Josiah Hughes
don't be mean to me on my cakeday
Jack Evans
>the pyramids? nah too touristy
>me and the wife preferred to go off the beaten track into a bandit lair and get gang raped
>who knew isis had spread so far and that 80% of their food was farm fresh and locally sourced?
>you can learn a lot if you travel widely, and with an open mind
Nolan Bell
squash is the true patrician sport
Isaiah Clark
>cheapest
holiday resorts practically double the local price for westerners
and it's likely better quality than the goat's eyeball soup the locals are having, you mongoloid
Andrew Ortiz
so is anime
Jeremiah Rogers
it's not like men have a hymen
there's no physical or chemical difference between a male virgin and non-virgin
Nathan Brown
Obviously don't do that but going to places like Turkey, Egypt, etc, is just bad news mate. Unless you like Cum soup
They hate you and everything about you and your tourist culture (and I honestly can't blame them tbf) We export the worst people to those places for holidays etc, really is no surprise, and then paired with their religious hate too it's just all too much
Jeremiah Turner
William Nelson
need a domesticated
Anthony Rodriguez
yes there is
there's a smell, a virgin smell women can smell at first sight
Kayden Lewis
This is what fat retarded football hooligans believe yeah, keep believing that bro
Enjoy your cum soup
>He hasn't snapped his banjo
Lmao virgin freak outed himself
Isaac Sanchez
Evan Russell
Black "person" touched my arm today, felt right disgusting.
Levi Hall
this map just utterly blew my mind
Zachary Anderson
you can deflect all you want, but the scene you posted was both foreign and boring
Henry Martin
Anthony Watson
Don’t tell me that, just booked up to Sharm El-Sheikh for two weeks with the missis this summer
Angel Price
you just don't get it
John Sanders
kek
Julian Barnes
Me personally? Would never lay a hand on a woman.
Benjamin Bell
what the fuck are the japs buying in finland, moomin stocks?
Aiden Johnson
Dominic Phillips
It probably is something related to Moomins, it's still really popular in Japan.
Leo Foster
yeah i think so too
Connor Gomez
I've been there and yeah it's basically a wasteland outside of the hotel zones, unironically. Checkpoints with ak47s, all sorts.. my concern is more the food if anything. It's unlikely that you'll be killed but is it unlikely for some disgruntled employee that hates English to tamper with your food? I don't think so. It happens here with your own people, nevermind elsehwere
Dominic Martinez
Been sending girls risky texts for a decade and I still get nervous about it
Adrian Carter
Asher Allen
mummy's doing bacon sarnies
Sebastian Thomas
>snapped his banjo
shit shagging technique and your bird has a dry fanny
Michael Robinson
you can watch street food being prepared
you can buy food from supermarkets
if i wanted to see the pyramids i wouldn't let local prejudice stop me
the more "tourist-y" a place is the safer you're gonna be, because it's built around preventing the locals doing their wild native shit to naive outsiders
if i went to spain, i'd probably want to stay somewhere out of the way and sample the authentic spanish lifestyle
but sometimes people want to just lay by a hotel pool in the sun and read menus in their own language, and they generally can't do that in britain because the sun bit is missing
Easton Phillips
Nah I just fuck fast and hard hehehe
Chase Bailey
Fortunately I’ll probably never set foot in the moslem world in my life
Anthony Stewart
Daniel Scott
Sent my gf a nice pic of my bellend this morning. Looked like a volcano had erupted.
James Carter
my suicidal mate has stopped replying
Ryan Taylor
do you spend all your time looking for stupid tweets from literal randos to repost on Jow Forums?
Andrew Price
Yeah you can do all of that but do you do that though? Or do you eat out at a restaurant every night with a bunch of slimy employees being overly friendly because they're disguising their seething hatred of you?
I mean I'm not saying don't go there, but surely you have to understand why they might dislike you right?
Leo Peterson
fuck's sake
Grayson Thompson
go round his house and check on him
Ayden Martin
>year 8 history
>trump
Adrian White
Haha oh well easy come easy go
David Lewis
not allowed to see my son anymore because of one fucking drunken mistake
Parker Smith
nah lol im napping
Owen Bailey
makes him feel better about his own pathetic life
Nicholas Evans
Do Australians actually do this?
Carter Carter
back to the discord tranny
Jason King
tell her she can't cheat the grim reaper anyway
Connor King
he has a script that pulls the most replied Jow Forums image posts then dumps them here
Adam Gutierrez
she’s autistic
Leo Wood
"Death comes for us all at some point"
Simple as
Connor Ortiz
tut tut
Jack Gutierrez
Stick with it lad, you're still bantering and she's already told you she's aroused
Eli Brooks
hungry, what shall I eat in central London?
Jayden Collins
blog on
Adrian Sullivan
Today's ASMR
youtube.com
Christopher Lee
sticking it to drumpphf by repeating bland engineered corporate slogans
Thomas Peterson
Call her a frigid cunt repeatedly, she’ll love that
Isaiah Gonzalez
Have never in my life been able to tell 2 indian blokes apart. Once mistook someone's daughter for the one who runs the local corner shop.