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Utterly disgusting. Bet she has the IQ of a grapefruit and speaks in a really slow almost retarded way. Probably has no personality and spends most of her day on her phone.
Vapid twats like her need pushing in to traffic.

grim

It really only applies to women in made up pintrest graphics though.

fuck off you garlic roasted parsnip

>northern birds
Nah

Oh look it's today's "I'm a girl" poster!

hello virgin

Based and incel freak pilled

so i haven't looked at porn in over a year
have been wanking to thoughts of the ex
today i tried wanking to thoughts of the protofwb but i couldn't do it; had to go back to thoughts of the ex
i hate my ex

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I once had an abscess right next to my anus.

Shut your cunt mouth

in your mind spain is comparable to egypt in terms of local attitudes towards western tourists?
have you ever been to spain?
locals don't like the lads in ingerland shirts who get wrecked and chuck patio furniture in the pool
nobody likes those animals
people in british holiday resorts don't like them
why do you assume me and my family are like that on holiday in spain?

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jealous fat roastie detected

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Benjamin, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in Tokyo. Please be in Tokyo.

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fiver says she's from essex

basado

#
Android but I figured it out. Was supposed to put my card ON the camera. Never used it before so it's probably obvious to others but I had no idea
Also figured out why the balance was zero. Short answer: because it's new

Don't darest offend m'lady

You are a gringo, go live there yourself and find out. You are ignorant of history of English and Spanish quite blatantly. They fucking despise you, sure, you can find some rootless types like you can here but for the most part anyone over 30 despises you and they've been taught to do so in cultural hegemony terms since the day they were born

Fuck off you literal spanner, read a history book

Bet she talks like a man and has vocal fry

this but with moni

fairly sure she's southern
twitter.com/ambphillipsx

Nice
>because it's new
It's not supposed to say zero if you paid $10

passed a bakery yday and could see into the back office area from the street and their PC had the windows 95 3D maze screensaver going haha absolute state

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wow what an interesting person she must be

Go outside lad! speak to people instead of spotting drivel about things you very clearly have no knowledge whatsoever of. The world is not your bedroom (in Mummy's)

i know plenty about anglo-spanish history
i don't hate spanish people living in england
do you know why?
let's see if you can figure that one out

Absolute state of what?

swear down i just bare scromit whenever see this dogs face

need to lick a woman from head to toe after 5 days of not showering

catyank thats unironically something you would write if you had the IQ to construct it

your life

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>let's see if you can figure that one out
because youre a stupid london paki

always downwards and towards the farthest sides of the north

>you literal spanner
i don't think you're anywhere near as intellectually superior as you think you are

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No argument, just pure projection
None of that is in any way relevant to the discussion

you're the one that typed out a 150 word essay lmao

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State of some of these women whitey knocks up here

Shut up you dribbling moron
Everyone dictates their lives by history books, just like I do!

Stop samefagging and pick up a history book, you might learn something

Have a good day

highly autistic post

thats not a roast. just a joke simple as

my mums old computer had a woolworths-branded garden screensaver where you could water the plants

>windows 95
based

>history book
AWOOOG AWOOOG AWOOOG VIRGIN ALERT

it was in the news, furthermore 1/3 of women only shower three times a week

Disgusting slag

imagine shagging a deaf bird lmao

there's no argument to be made, you're spouting nonsensical drivel.

>peng

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>london
Barely human then.

Long answer: the balance that shows up when you manually enter the number is the balance from when the card was made. And the card had zero balance when it was made (obviously).
When I bought it the cashier topped it up with ten dollars but the data saying that this card has ten dollars is only stored in my card, not the Opal servers. That's why as soon as I scanned my card (instead of manually entering the numbers), it updated my balance using the data that was stored in the card
They should probably require retailers to update the balance at the time of sale to avoid confusion 2bh

lol

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if you can't see how it's relevant then you are not the high IQ sophisticate you think you are

Was out til 6am last night and I woke up at 10am, so I'm feling a bit tired

dave you are the most boring cunt in the world

That's all you can do

No argument. Even in the last thread you are strawmanning trying to claim there can only be two positions either being a) Fights for ISIS or b) Loves English. It's not two options in reality though is it? It's a spectrum, and the majority of those countries are closer to hating you than liking you. Simple as, fuck off

dont get it

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I have a friend that did and he said her moaning was super offputting

blog on

black children

i don't know, some of these weirdos leave the house and speak to people who aren't their parents.

MEOWING

Wallace and Scromit

Oh right, that clears everything then.

niglets

well yeah, cause i’ve never shagged a deaf bird

Not wrong though ey
Sorry that's not an argument, try again
How so?

you've never shagged full stop

No
You quite literally are a single digit IQ nigger
Stop posting

They sound like retards

lads the protofwb hasn't messaged me yet
starting to think she doesn't use facebook anymore

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Wow! Nice argument xD

Lmao, state of you

BASED

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Whatever you say, kid.
I’m not one of you, virgin. Get it through your head.

I've managed to spoon a girl and never shag her
The grimness of it has just set in jesus christ

Rape doesn't count bud

Same but I was 15 and a virgin at the time. Met at a party and she said lets go back to mine and I was just gormless and didn't try to make a move

In today's election news
>Chile are holding a referendum that will recognise the right to private property for the first time since Castro's revolution way back in 1959
>Senegal are holding a Presidential referendum for the incumbent popular Macky Sall
>Moldova, the poorest nation in Europe with a GDP/Capita less than Nigeria's are electing their parliament - with the socialists poised to take up a third of the votes and the centre-left poised to take another 20%

This has been your electoral news.

this argument about the spanish and english tourists is just davebait simple as that

sucking a golf ball

yeah hahaha

through a hose no less

sue

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