Imageine being born in Norway

I would not because I would be Norwrgian.

No we are lazy fucking scum and part time alcoholics. We are shit. youtu.be/yttvvHgXjLo

Good video,did make me feel a loser rn

The only great thing about Norway is the culture of not sucking the cock of the boss like they do in america. If the working force in Norway suddenly ended up with the same rights as they have in america then hell would break out here.

all normies are intolerable but scandinavian normies seem especially soulless and punchable.

Absolutely based

>traditional girls
>scandinavia

our women are whores but scandis take it on a whole new level

They are worse than American normies

Overbearing labor laws is why you are an oil banana republic.

>Beautiful people, everyone is awfuly rich, super good looking, traditional girls.
lol imagine believing this
youtube.com/watch?v=8cTv3u69Tpo

at least you are born in EU so this make you easy to emigrate to norway innit

Stop it please, Norwegians are based
youtube.com/watch?v=_6IsFPRoslY

I'm a slav(e)shit.

>judging a country only by its economic output and HDI

Norway isn't in the EU

lol where is your fantasy coming from
youtube.com/watch?v=pNZJaMJZJzk
youtube.com/watch?v=pNZJaMJZJzk
youtube.com/watch?v=BbKGoigVnaU

Fake news, most people here are very ugly.

>judging a country only by its economic output and HDI AND Google Streetview
Well yes, I'm doing that and I'm not ashamed to do so.

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most people on earth are very ugly by Jow Forums standards

might as well disregard you then
Google StreetView won't do any justice for any country, let alone the memes such as HDI
Singapore is very high in HDI and GDP, does it make it a paradise on earth?

True. What I really meant is that people here are no better looking than elsewhere, maybe even slightly worse than Swedes and Danes because we are worse at keeping in shape.

they all seem to be happy because of investemends made in oil companies like every Norwegian

singapore is actually cool though unlike norway

It is a small country but yes, much better than eny """"""EASTERN"""""""" """"""""Euro""""" country.

most of those people want oil to be disbanded.

might be cool for the elites and foreigners, granted, but not domestic citizens

you are describing italy
norway a shit

Sure, why not. It is better to use electric cars and sell polluted oil to poor shitholes in eastern europe. Guess what - I'm not surprised.

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ok but there are substitutions like Denmark, Finland and Sweden so OP can move to one of those.
culture and people are literally same anyways

>culture and people are literally same anyways
nigga please

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HDI and oil production is too low for that pole to emigrate to any other country it seems

but we are in schengen, and because of that we follow most of the rules of the EU - in fact in many ways we follow more EU rules than countries part of the EU

>culture and people are literally same anyways
Oh, just fuck off dumb retard

sure thing, but getting citizenship will be a tad more difficult than in sverige, for example

>wanting to live in welfare state

No fags from EU can come right now if they want

Don't live in Norgay. It's a meme country.

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Same.

Words from Germany

>Tfw I can make racist jokes with my normie friends.
haha

>losers think they'd be happy if they just move to another country

I'm Brazilian living in the so-called first world and I still want to kill myself. In fact, I was drunk and crying last night.

No one considers Canada first world, buddy.

I feel sick.

What is it then? Third world?