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>tend to book audi a8 or similar for business travel
>didn't have time to deal with the stuff this time so just asked admin to book everything for me
>she booked a fucking Renault Clio

fucking hell

At least the hotel she booked looks decent.

The scran

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is that like pic related?

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it looks exactly like me cat

eating a wiska through my arse

clicked expecting scat

v. disappointed

Nigger food

Agree wholeheartedly, but there are exceptions

holy tarq

no but it does look good too

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vegan trying to guilt me out of eating meat again
fuck off you smelly cunt

Anyone else on a comedown? Started partying on Friday and just got home. Someone cuddle me

catyank is based

This is the hand of 190cm

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i'll try to make sense of the points you've tried to make
>english-spanish history helped make modern spaniards hate the english tourists
>people in countries like egypt, turkey and spain don't like the english
>many spanish people don't like the english because of their religion
these are your main points, are they?
just so we're clear, this is the "argument" i've been misrepresenting?

haha look at its fluffy belly

Vegan farts are howling

can see my post

bet your head's spinning
go have a lie down and drink some water

catyank posts cats

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not interested in pics of some namefag's gf

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thought it was on the outside at first
got a bit scared

>go have a lie down and drink some water
Exactly that, my man. Got a jug of water, lucozade and the blackout blinds are doing their job.

vegans literally shit green diarrhea every time they go for a shit
grim

Girlfriend was acting moody and giving short answers or grunts for three hours this morning. I thought she was still pissed off because she caught me having a presleep wank in the next room last night while she was sleeping (haven't had a wank in nearly a week, not waking her up for sex either). Actually, after three hours of moodyness she told me it's because I suggested we go to the park this morning, therefore I don't care about her problems??

For context we're long distance and I'm visiting from London since Tuesday night, flying out tomorrow. She's just arrived here in Germany and needs to find a place to live so she's very stressed about that. Apparently me asking if we could have a nice walk in the park on Sunday morning means I'm not thinking about the stress she's under to find a place to live. Despite me helping her with searching as much as I could yesterday and going with her to viewings.

I can't handle this stonewalling bullshit and paranoia. Three fucking hours of stress because of fucking nothing. Really thinking about breaking up.

Imagine feeling so entitled that you demand your return to the UK, even though you spent the last 3 to 4 years fighting for ISIS, just because you got knocked up.

it's fucking sunday
tell her to relax

it's sunday
tell her to fucking relax

And imagine the shitgibbon backing you up!

>not Clover
grim

if it were an American we would say yes but then capture her and torture her for information, as we should do

>yes you can come home we will fly you home
>jk we're off to guantanamo bay haha

she was a child who was groomed by a terrorist . she was basically a rape victim

>eating sunday dinner
>little brother keeps filling his yorkshires full of everything on the plate
hmm

it's okay, we've got the based Sajid on our side

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I know right. And my last day here too. We have this Airbnb until tomorrow so I understand the sense of urgency at her side, but a two hour walk in the park isn't going to make it worse. Worse case scenario she can book another Airbnb for a week. Really don't think asking if we can do something nice deserves a huge negative reaction like this.

Based

i don't give a shit.
The worst bit is that she doesn't even regret doing it.
Stop defending a fucking terrorist

blatantly, obviously this
islamist terror nonces need to die asap
dunno why they aren't all shot on sight

should a rape victim regret being raped

>English-Spanish history helped make modern Spaniards hate the English tourists
Yes, undeniably it had an impact. Since history is the foundation of everything at all, duh. Unless you believe history somehow didn't happen, and that the average Spaniard knows nothing of history, and that all culture and customs that may/may not have been passed down generation to generation in the form of, well, everything.. at some point had the slate wiped blank by some divine miracle that no one knows anything about. Well, do you? No? So then history has impact on everything today then doesn't it? Since it is literally the foundation of what 'today' is built on top of.
>People in countries like Egypt, Turkey and Spain don't like the English
To varying degrees yes. As I've said previously, it's a spectrum. Many of the Middle Eastern countries still believe in stoning homosexuals. They believe adulterous women should be murdered and honour killed, and this isn't a small minority of people we're talking about here, and of course it's tied in to their religion also (which doesn't need to explicitly state "you must hate the English" for it to impact modern day people and their thoughts/beliefs/dislikes/likes, etc, of the English, or of Westerners, or of tourists, in general.
>Many spanish people don't like the english because of their religion
Quote any of my posts I made which even slightly imply such a thing. Go for it.

I think you're ignorant of just what people believe in those countries because you see the world as some economic playground where everyone is nice to you providing you tip well and smile. This is just blatantly naive and simplistic and would no doubt lead you to have head swiftly removed from body if you tried this out in certain parts of Egypt, or Turkey, or even Spain. "B-but the brochure said different!", and I bet it did.

Ultimately there's no option, it's just a case of making sure she ges straight to jail when she gets here.

What's must see in pengdon?

lad it's sunday and sun is shining. why do you write all that

Of course not, but there's a difference between that, and going to Syria to fight for a terrorist group that actively tries to bomb the UK.

I fucking heard the Manchester Arena explosion from my flat. If stopping people from returning does a bit to prevent more stuff like that, I'm all for it.

the train so you can fuck off OUT of my city

the nigger exhibit at london zoo

How much time have you spent on the mainland?

need a Breton gf

The 'tism.

why

the racial bonuses to magic

>If stopping people from returning does a bit to prevent more stuff like that, I'm all for it.

it can't be done though, that's the point. You can delay them, but if they're citizens they're going to get dumped on you eventually.

Why not? Been out in the sun all day already
I lived in southern Spain for a year and a half but even so I didn't bring this up in the argument because it's just my personal experience and isn't relevant anyway. I know all too well, believe me

And waste tax money keeping her there, fuck that just dont let her in

Got the acoustic guitar out lads, any song requests?

>I lived in southern Spain for a year and a half

It's entirely obvious from your other posts that this is untrue.

fair enough

Cultural enrichment stabbings

>your city
Um, sweety, this is the World's city now.

Alright mate, sure thing

Not possible.

literally just refuse her entry

Should just revoke her citizenship in all honesty.
I hope she's happy in whatever country outside of the UK she decides to settle in.

alabama n word

Good. You can give over now.

built to spill - car

Lads, I am going to steal all your chocolates, and nothing can be done to remedy this.

OMG ENWURD :DDD:DDDD

Literally not legally possible, she's a citizen, native, not naturalised. There is no way to deny her entry.

not really. people can be groomed into having entering a relationship as much as they can to simply have sex.

regardless how we feel towards muslims, she was underage. she'll be let back but if she tries to ditch whatever agencies are made available to support/monitor her it'll be a warning sign she's a danger in and of herself (and not just in who she hangs out with)

If you haven't seen it, the Bros documentary is one of the inadvertently funniest things I've seen in years. It's just filled with things which make you think it must be a mockumentary, there are even some scenes which almost exactly mimic Spinal Tap.

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foods burnt, cheers

paki

>Should just revoke her citizenship in all honesty.
Can't it's simply not legally possible to leave a person stateless.

>paki

*grabs you by the throat and takes all your chocolates*
Piss off now.

Any Chinese Nationalist man in?

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proto pajeet

See

You'd be surprised at just how many Spanish despise gringos like us. Living abroad is not home and only makes you appreciate how nice it is here. You will always be a foreigner to many, this will always be the case until the end of time, mate. But refute anything I said anyway, go for it. If anything it's the people with limited experience of travelling or living abroad that believe such naive drivel like "just be nice and friendly ha" because they've only ever visited the parts of the country where the locals have financial inventive to smile and be polite to you to your face, while secretly wanting your money and you gone.

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chune~

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Actual paki

Kill yourself

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the gf

catyank!