What is the whitest thing you have ever done?

If I learn Malay, will I be able to get married from there ? I heard Malaysians fetishize lighter skinned people. I look white except that I have a unibrow (that I can shave later) and a semitic nose.

threw up because the food was too spicy

Although that man was me to be fair.

Based. Me too, well i still am

Also i legitimately consider if putting mayo on what im about to eat would make it better.

Let my wife get fucked by jamal

I only drink milk and coke

I swam once

literally me

i appreciated that my country is a beautiful and well-functioning place to live

1 litre costs RM6 (1.50 usd)
so if I do like you I'd have to spend almost RM40+ (10.50 usd) a week, thats RM160 a month wow (40 usd)

Sure why not, you can just use English and learn Malay from your future wife if you want. BTW, are you a refugee? We've got around 200 of your folks here and so far everyone here likes them because they're cute
youtu.be/LqtAPTHS5Qc

I scratched my bum and then smelt my finger

i fucked two girls at once

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Punched a mirror like in my holliwood movies

I ate some food that had no spices or seasoning in it and thought it was spicy.

awwww u people are sooo nice. Also I'm not a refugee I was born here akshually.

the milk i drink (full milk) costs about 1,25 euro per litre so thats about 1,40 dollars.
Im 19 so my parents buy all my milk. And that's just my milk.
My parents and sister drink low fat milk. Combined they drink a little more than me, maybe 1,5-2 litres per day.

I only drink milk from cocks

Based, how did you make it happen?
Give me all details amigo.

ooh meghan that ice cube you made? tone it down with spiciness xd

Was invited by the white kids to say racist things about blacks

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I went to Philippines for *ahem* tourism.

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I got good grades in school

I vote for the far right party

Most whites vote for far left parties though

I take my shoes off before entering my home

I got my asshole lovely pounded

>date girl who likes girls
>tinder account with both of us on it
>date girls together

tell your sister and parents that low fat milk is for retard sugar addicts

loving arabs

I embraced multiculturalism (past)

I got 3 A*s on my A-Levels
Non-white btw

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White p*ople need to be genocided ASAP

I say "thanks for the warning, officer"

Honey the water you bought is too spicy, can you return it to the store and get a different brand? If they don't accept it ask to see the manager.

Based superior Turkish bro

Ese

STFU

its called Lard Porkins Murrifat

you pampered brat, also do you look like Finno-Swedes or like the Mongol Finns? also which ethnic Finn ladies have larger tiddies?

You sick fuck

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Did you cheat?

I live in conquered land LOL

Bro are you retarded

>drive home
>gendarmerie stops my vehicle
>"hello sir have you consumed drugs or alcohol?"
>no
>"have a good day sir"

so this is the power of wh*tes

Why bro? What I do?
If its about the commentary on other posts, I just like doing that shit
also love to Indians and Jai hind

I listened to Merriweather Post Pavillion and enjoyed it a lot

My favorite movie is Magnolia.

Ate spicy pizza and my tummy started hurting

do you really get addicted after doing it just once anons?

Every time I eat meat, I avoid parts that have different colour, veins, bones, cartilage, nasty stuff like that.

I drink at least 2-3 litres per day, once i start i just cant help myself

I genocided a bunch of ethnicities and pillage their countries, then i gave them independence but in reality i still rule them by soft power, propaganda and economic sabotage.

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cool what game

i threatened to shoot up my school in 10th grade

im italian

cut my foreskin off and presented it to the rabbi who offered it as a sacrifice to moloch

I own property

I killed a black in a fight

I used my white privilege to land an asian wife.

I sucked my 20yo bfs 8" dick the other day and gagged a bit.

>bog honor

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I got dubs

i had a job and paid my taxes

So the epitome of being white is being a sharia-abiding citizen? Really makes me think...

"History"

I can do pretty much anything if I get angry enough

>white ppl in charge of getting dubs
These are dubs

kek