/brit/

Just heard the neighbour's dog running and then a cat screeching.

That hat screams fuccboi

Wish I lived in an alternate universe where America had inherited British pie culture

most girls prefer shorter guys
(legitimately, unironically, not even a cope)

why do people wear beanies srs

Why yes this is definitely what my 80-something year old nan spoke like too back when she was alive.

business idea: get 2 beanies and turn one inside out then glue it to the inside of the other beanie... boom reversible beanie

they didn't even try to make it look edible on the packaging

i will be debt free after this year
just in time to go into more debt to bankberg when i try to buy a house

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need to get some steroids

>paki defending nonces
Deary me, this place is a parody

amazing

whats a good brand of boots to wear

creasing

just buy land

you're not even making sense anymore, just give up you absolute mong

mega-corporations tell them to

British rappers can't make hit rap songs like US rappers, even if they're shite

Why do nonces like frozen pizzas so much, lads?

Danner

I remember when nike ACG was actually good for /out/ stuff
*sips*

eating pic rel, its really not very good. overblown meme item.

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they spend too much time with noncing activities to be able to cook for themselves

Sucking a nigger lads. I'm fucking a nigger. Bhereeerrefvhabbgebhrbsbghehr! Sucking a nigger lads!

great banter it really is

Had a sick stomach all day from eating too much before bed last night. Only recovering now.
At least it meant I didn't eat today and had to read all day because I couldn't relax enough to concentrate on the computer.

t. nonce

I wear one when walking my dog in the winter / at night. Keeps my head and ears nice and toasty and warm.

magherita dave is at it again

fucking nonce paedo tranny bender freak

Walmart

If you have dogs, you can feed them gunpowder to get them in heat, then collect the male's urine to synthesize your own test boosters. Apparently it's what the Germans did in WW2, and to a lesser extent, the North Koreans in the late 40's/early 50's.

is the painted man asleep?

I'm gonna get stabbed in prison!

why is this stupid terrorist whore getting so much media attention
feel like somebody's pushing an agenda but not sure what it is

took the gf out for lunch

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those are some serious nipples

University is paying me a stipend + giving free tuition for my PhD. I'm going to drop out after I finish all of the coursework requirements for the Master's for free, though, because the PhD doesn't have any additional value of the MS in industry. So I'm getting paid to get a Master's.

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kot

Jow Forums, Jeremy? 4? That's insane

You're arguing with a literal schizophrenic

don't waste your time

Not a nonce, just like seeing schoolgirls in tights. I assume they're all of legal age.

>hey look at this underage tranny. isn't he peng?
What a nonce

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perfect slam pig for a pump & dump. just make sure no one finds out.

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
Some 14-year-olds are just fit

Got those invisalign braces, I have to take them ut everytime I eat, they smell and fuck me they're so annoying to wear. This better be worth it

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Really?
I didn't think male dogs had "heat", they just got fired up when in the presence of a female in heat.
And why would the wartime Germans/Norks want testosterone so badly they gave gunpowder to dogs to collect their urine?

15 years old and 364 days? - "you're a a fucking nonce REEEEEEE"

16 years old - "perfectly legal, what's the problem?"

never mind what it tastes like lads LOOK AT THE PRICE

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God Himself thought so too.

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you can't just bloody say that!!!!!!

I do prefer real pizzas over frozen ones, but that's the only one I ever liked. The Ristorante ones are just overpriced shit.

>they smell
Brush your teeth more. I'm not the most regular teeth brusher but I have a nighttime retainer and it barely smells worse than the spittle on my pillow.

bill burr wears them, or used to
says his teeth are much better as a result

so many literal nonces ITT
what's going on, did mosque just get out?

age of consent laws are made up nonsense

you are an animal that wants to fuck fertile females. if she is menstruating, nature says it's fair game.

>saying this out loud

mate

I'll see you on YouTube soon.

yes again no one is disputing the price or convenice we are disputing that one (singular) retard seems to think that ristorante pizza is genuinely tasty

CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW MORE PIZZA! BRING ME THE BOX AND LEAVE IT!

sue

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>heres your female bro

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nonces out in force

Lads my hamerouds are here still!

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Can smell the stench of the London paki ITT

your poor is showing

naught wrong with admiring sexy girls

Come on lad my mum uses this website

For me it's Augustinian Platonism

its not about physical maturity its about mental maturity you fucking idiot

think it's

the price or wot mate?
did you say "convenice?"
well i'm sorry but i shan't be taking you or your argument very seriously if this is how you type

Literally nothing wrong with lusting after schoolgirls.

>fetish so catering to the male populace it takes up one of the biggest tags on pornhub
>fetish so widely evoked they sell "schoolgirl costumes" without even needing to add the "sexy", because "schoolgirl costumes" are already implied to be inherently sexy
>fetish so normalized that there are countless books, shows, movies, songs, paintings, stories, urban legends, etc. etc about the "forbidden" schoolgirl

Wow, surprise surprise. A hot, biologically mature, sexually awakened 16 year old girl is the subject of every man's dreams? Really? What a shocker!

he lives rent free in your head

I brush my teeth in the morning and night time

the last 2 numbers of my post will be the new age of consent

is dave defending pedos now?

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BASED

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'

that's not dave

dave is a paedo and he eats frozen pizzas

He's literally defending paedophiles now
You couldn't make this up

apparently you're still a nonce if you find a 17 year old and 364 days girl attractive

thinking about getting one of these puffy jackets to keep me warm outside

they're popular with the norms as well, quite pricey though

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ah yes "biologically" mature very good

DOOOOD

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This, but unironically.

You ever notice Jow Forums people with good social skills just don't give a shit about what people have to say about who they're dating? The Chad football star dates the freshman cheerleader. The bad boy college student dates the 16 year old highschool hottie. They just don't give a shit.

Wow, maybe because people with insecurities are the only ones who latch on to these arbitrary social codes, while actual people who don't give a fuck about what society thinks does whatever comes natural to them.

Still wear my 5 year old green parka