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Fake news

In here*

*alarm noises*
*guitar twang*
OH-OH OH-OH
No sleep
No sleep until I'm done with finding the answer

>Tyrese Jamal

this is where you gave it away

Time for the cane Nigel.

hmmmm

telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/11379810/Burglars-who-attacked-university-professor-receive-hefty-jail-sentences.html

That'll larn 'im.

Niggas ain't shit

Also the Disney Channel threads. Pure gold lads.

There's an ugly friendless loser ITT. Be kind to him, lads.

why are you spreading lies and misinformation from Jow Forums?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2933081/Four-Polish-burglars-savagely-beat-lecturer-raid-home-jailed-19-years-each.html

Mixed bag TBQH there was at least one 'nubian' pharoh.

Mate just texted me to ask if I want to come to Belfast with him tonight, he’s driving up with a group of lads and I said no. I’m only in from work and I’m bucked, have work tomorrow too. Should I say fuck toilstein and head? Need opinions QUICK

literally fake news

You know what I've noticed after living for 22 years in the regular school for hardknocks?

Mint chocolate chip is inferior to just plain mint ice-cream.

You're a bit thick. Imagine falling for that. Deary me.

Just Sitten down

Fake news

I sent of an email to get a consultation booked for FFS

Time to admit I lost a lot of genetic lotteries and I need to some help

The fuck's up with you? Tell your friends to fuck off and enjoy the night in. What are you? Dense?

Getting the scran from 't-eat

Report and ignore

Hardly news. The kushites were black.

dont like this post. not one bit.

just think lads, only another 5 days until we're free to relax again!

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Okayyy

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for fucks sake?

go lad. probably the last time you'll even be able to just drive up there on a whim haha

Fuck off you smelly shitskin paki cunt

Call the cops i don't give a fuck

*white strands slip from the tip*

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Nigger revisionism

Oh, fuck off. I knew both posts were you. I was complaining about your posts the same way nerds complain about George Lucas. You lost your touch, and I wanted you to go back to your old stuff.

Post some non-dogshit British rap music.

That doesn't mean not dogshit for rap standards but I mean not dogshit for MUSIC (as a whole) standards.

we wuz kanz n shit nigguh

falling for you you dumb cunt I saw a story and wanted to find out more about them chimping out

facial feminisation surgery

day off tomorrow

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Drinking some gay fucking kraut weissbier because dad is too much of a middle class PONCE to buy the right beer (Stella)

NEED a 1988 D'arcy gf

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disgusting seeing a woman pig out on sweets like that

Be a short night, everything here closes at 12 on a Sunday night.

>girls who obviously calorie-restrict pretending to eat large, calorific meals

this is a big pet peeve for me. I would be £10,000 she didn't finish that ice cream

Any Chad water drinkers in?

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Imagine being that lady and being all like "yeah, just film me while I eat this cone, but let me do it all sexy and coy like, you know what I mean?"

Fuck off.

no, for fucks sake

Slap him

They’re heading to Thompson’s so it would be a late one

>only 3 years for that
for FUCKS SAKE

t, london paki

*cruises up slowly*
FUCK NIGGERS
*guns it*

twaddle.

gf idea: Tina Weymouth circa 1983

Yeah lad
I only drink tea water and beer

youtube.com/watch?v=jvcmWr15Blk
that's all you're getting

FUCK, if it weren't for captcha, my post would've been the funniest, because it would have been first.

FUCK OFF

>took off the friday just past
>now facing a full 5-day week

absolutely fucked it, should have taken the monday fuck FUCK

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bet you thought this was funny in your head

Calm down, thicko. He reeled you in.

beer has water in it so technically yes

*fires a single shot directly through the windscreen into your skull*
Heh, we don’t tolerate racism on /brit/
*blows on my smoking pistol*

>They’re heading to Thompson’s so it would be a late one

Oh FFS.

>you reported me so I'm afraid im drafting a letter to Vodafone as we speak
It wasn't me, a mod must browse /brit/

I don't pass at all, right? so I need it, I have zero confidence

thoughts on this flick?

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have a tall glass of water as we speak

Post some musicings and things.

youtube.com/watch?v=32kYH6XZrIo

don't think i could speak and drink at the same time la

Fuck off you smelly shitskin paki cunt.

Do you bond with your bros over the weights lads?

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Hmm

>he doesnt have a strict liquid diet of milk, water and alcohol
loling @ ur lyf

Got chinks in it so I automatically don’t care

My leeching dong is BURNING, if you know what I mean

gf snapped this one on our last night out

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Yeah but it's more a Million Dollar Baby sorta deal

have a method

for me, it's ristorante

hoping to see this week no spoilers please how does it compare to his ouvre?

just embrace who you are and go after guys who like narcissistic men in drag

haha yea mate!!! he totally got me! guess pol just makes shit up and I should always double check sources thanks for that

Isley Isley Isley...

You neba lurn, mang. You neba lurn.

Absolute state of the morons on here.

youtube.com/watch?v=uKbMgN8kbSw

Was asked "what is my anthem" by some girl on tinder today. Haven't the foggiest what the bint was on about.

about to go pub

gonna do the "how many gimmicks can I slip into a conversation without anyone finding it weird" gimmick

What a cultured lad you are

what exactly possesses foreign flags to make brit threads?

i'm not homosexual so no

is there a rule against it?

I want a bf, yes but I also want to be happy with what I see in the mirror