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holy fuck PENG

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Me on the floor in the black text when I scrolled up the picture and saw her face

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based

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fighting back the urge to go sicko mode

Did somebody say PENG?

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Reading Billy Budd lads

sue

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negroid women are disgusting

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>single link

gonna be at least 10 minutes before the mouthbreathers catch on and migrate

here we go

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quite depressing to know that these women are beyond my league
shall never have a gf

Goes to show how much faith people have in politicians.
Like that dog in America that keeps getting voted mayor.

Antrim

There is a point where a bird is like too fit and you just know she's had too much dick in her life

this is true think about it if you're looking to get the most amount of matches then you have to be as lowest common denominator as possible just like blockbuster films or whatever

Hello Lachlan

my Nigger (respectful)

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Norfolk

kek this is me

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N

shite outdated map

This was literally the only black kid in my posh school lmao

He was good to me

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if you replace the j with an f and put a g before the p in japan you get fagpan

Obviously London.
Lmaoing at Yorkshire, could HEEM the rest of them.

Get tae fuck ya wee cunt

jesus fucking christ you're a complete retard

Aberdeenshire and the entirety of the Scottish borders should be intentionally flooded as a part of a massive scheme of national improvement.

kin'ell

Northamptonshire

And on top of that, by trying to make yourself look whacky, too fun or unique you’re alienating a bunch of people who would rather get to know you before they see all that shit

hate this finn with a passion

Who takes these photos?
Her parents?
Why would they do this to their son?

Discounting yourself? Nigger

your favourite county

Showered with my bird and it went berserk today. Almost died. Me, not the bird. Bird's fine, fucking prick.

bedfordshire

based coppers

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this is for me too except replace "this finn" with "myself"

>kills a cycloid
>gets imprisoned
the justice system is flawed

All over St. Louis
And down in New Orleans
All the cats wanna dance with
Sweet Little Sixteen

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How are you going mate?

left does look a bit like you innit

Cba showering or eating rn

looks like a goblin

*takes notes*

miss prozzie news

Start another game chessyank.

puttering

go on then brainbox say something clever

these are just people in costume right? not real law enforcement

Im doing great

how about you I came out of the shower

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im not a shagger here but i would be elsewhere

In Sydney he’d be hailed a hero

Vietlad is a massive pseud

those are real constables

>tinder
>get to know you
hmm

this is actually true in terms of attempting to game women over text.
i've fucked up before by attempting to be too funny and entertaining with a girl, it's like being a dancing monkey trying to impress her. just keep it simple and don't overthink

better to be thought a fool and remain silent than speak and remove all doubt -not saying this is clever but you have outed yourself as retard with your posts.

Reminder, I guess

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lil peep - star shopping

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GOOD post

An absolutely beautiful oil-lamp-lit 9 minute long shot that pans patiently back and forth across a table in a Chinese brothel following the complicated dynamic of an entire party.

Pengest shire

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There she is again standing over by the record machine
Oooh, she's looking like a model on the cover of a magazine
Why she's too cute to be a minute over seventeen

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Dogshit

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Nothing wrong with cyclists.

Yeah feeling pretty good myself

Heading to toil at the moment, very big week ahead

nobody is coming to see you, you ugly fucking paki

>say something clever
>says something trite
retard shitface

shagger of the soul

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*cager rages at you*

i shagged a girl from /brit/ AMA

I still maintain that not overtly excluding people with friends would be in your best interest

Holy
Fucking
BASED

Screaming at that paki troglodytes desperate bid for companionship

Hope somebody shows up and sticks a screwdriver in his eye socket

Would pour arsenic in your drink but I'm too lazy to go so just fuck off.

illiterate retard

I have always had a hidden wish, a frustrated desire, to run a hotel in the Australian outback.

lil poop - shart sniffing

NEED a Jow Forums gf ASAP

Considering offers to purchase my slag folder

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place your bets
@8:14
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* * * ATTENTION ALL TOIL SLAVES * * *

Anyone who is getting up and out of bed between the hours of 06:30AM and 07:30AM tomorrow should be getting ready for bed RIGHT NOW so as to be fully rested for the morrow's toil.

There is NO EXCUSE for not being fully rested and not maximising your productive toil output.

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Law and legalism might be one of the dullest fields imaginable
You must have less personality than a piece of bread to want to be a lawyer

but yeah if you want to be a writer, just write stuff
it'll suck at first, but you'll get better
also try reading more books to get a good idea of how to do certain things

and your first draft will always be shit, but that's fine, it's a first draft

you have genuine psychosis

mentioned

post your poems then

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