/brit/

emmet is like them 12 year olds on halo who sent you essays about your mum when you heemed him with the needler

suebong's two obsessions:
>an ugly jap cunt who dresses up as a 14 year old to attract nonces like him
>a literal 17 year old boy who cut his dick off
lock this faggot up

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sometimes when drink it goes well other times get extremely tired & feel a little sick/uncomfortable really hate it when that happens cos thats the night over

*sticks you with the plasma grenade on Valhalla from half way across the map*
you MUG

quite good

The opponents of [EU] membership inside the Labour Party know how much more difficult it would be to foist their brand of left-wing socialism on the British people if we remain part of a Community based on the principles of free enterprise and the mixed economy. We in the Conservative Party must vigorously oppose this ominous development.

i get no sex drive from being on them

HELLO autism

It’s amazing how in the first half of the the Bible, Yahweh was just one of many different gods and was a shapeshifting war god who slaughtered millions. Then in the second half he didn’t do nuffin and his son coincidently is just a mixture of Greek and Roman influence

Really makes me think it’s all the product of imagination or something haha

i'm 29

weird flex but ok

>yahweh
you mean jahseh?

>depression

doesn't exist. go for a jog and you'll feel better

holy shit that's it

I was having a conversation with Thailad.
I realize conveying emotion in real life is foreign to autism victims such as yourself.

are Ouija boards real?

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I swear to god I'm more creative when I'm hungover. People respond to me better

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Are the two posting these the same person?

schizo is frankly based and if you disagree you're on the wrong side of history

Still listening to jangle pop

yea, you can buy them in stores

*shoots at you*

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hang on, why am I getting (You) on all of these?

Just wanked lads
Feel absolutely fagged now

right lads heres the deal
got an ard boiled egg and cupcake here
not all too hungry and would appreciate the easy breakfast come the morrow
but could also just eat them now

i have never seen this lad and emmett in the same place

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feel no different after a wank besides less horny desu

*plasma punches you*

never played halo cause i was a virgin freak on PC playing CS, quake and unreal

No matter how widely English is spoken in Wales, it is a foreign language.

Ahould mention have already wanked 3 times today

under the japanese banner, yes

what kind of freak eats hardboiled eggs for breakfast

Halo was on PC

the jesus story did so well because it was so relatable in the ancient world; nearly every religion understood the concept of sacrifice and nearly every religion understood the concept of mortal men becoming deities
what was new was the everlasting life after death part, and the idea that with one sacrifice jesus had them covered forever, no longer would they have to regularly kill their best animals and pay huge tributes to the gods, just pray to jesus and that was it

*BXRs you*

same in america all their real languages are the weird indian ones

Imagine getting your house raided over Jow Forums because some kid got butthurt and not having anything to say after the fact

me if its just sitting there in the fridge

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thought it was because you associate with drug dealers and hitmen?

at least devil it, you probably have the ingredients

oh SHUT UP will you

Think about how crazy this is: in the old Testament, the war god Yahweh would send a plague or flood to kill someone who merely insulted his favorite humans. But he doesn’t even care when his son is being tortured

Really makes me think

TREEZAAAA

it puts the bucks on its penis

What lmao

mad how there was a stigma against pc gaming back when I was in school but it doesn't seem like that now
I think it's because games consoles were really beginning to establish themselves in the early 2000s so were seen as hip and must have

hat

Is that moot?
This but unironically.

Exposed: UK Dash Cams - Poor Drivers, Road Rage + Crash Compilation #137

youtube.com/watch?v=FOaGhE_sejI
just thought about this video

Save a prayer for the footmen of /brit/ , those of us who graft away at epic based redpilled yet completely anonymous content

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crass cancered tomollow

He works in mysterious ways, fuckhead.

startling lack of understanding herein

shall egg go fridge in cold tomorrow breakfast or now eaten meal

don't care
went through me dawkins/hitchens phase like 10 years ago mate

this but completely ironically

I like how you guys think i’m some sort of underworld figure because i used to sell weed lmao

That wasn’t a new idea. It became widespread because of the Romans. It competed with Mithraism for the prominate religion

mad how people think there isnt serious stigma and institutional discrimination against gamers

Hello my personalityless brother.

you say the classic "i know people" guff literally in that vocaroo lol

you're a channer too?

bruh

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does /brit/ have their own henchmen? what about helmsmen?

the bible and torah were products of their time and 2bh given the way people lived back then they were probably good stalwart articles to aspire to

the 'eye for an eye' philosophy was considered liberal when first proposed, when before you could literally just kill a lad's whole family if he slighted you and keep the females as rape loot if the village elders decreed it

The mystery of faiiiiittthhh

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60s & 70s was a weird time there was a lot of pretty modern tech but also a lot of stuff was still very very basic and allowed people like frank abagnale to abuse it on one side and ted bundy to abuse it on the other

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Well i do but thats beside the point innit

ah yes, very interesting

no it isnt its exactly the point

>you can act tough on the internet
>around here you'd get your fuckin HEAD CUT OFF
>i know people

when will they start making good movies again

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eejit

outrageously cheeky

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simply wrong but whatever literally will never ever argue anything whatsoever with an american under any circumstance because to do so is utterly pointless

sucking a golf ball

u know that song from extra's david bowie sings to ricky gervais "chubby little loser" youtube.com/watch?v=ge7S6-Ta3yg I imagine this song to be about schizo haha

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having an arrangement

Yeah, I know.
You’re sheltered. Go play Nintendo dude.

need my poo sniffed lads

Based Russians.

*plasma punches you*

Wish there were many more films prodcudce around the 60-80 minute mark

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