/cum/

kill yourself

Had a very strange dream

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Hope you're baiting

put AOC in charge and have sexy prison guards lock them into their cells at night. if they riot kill 10 of them for every guard they attack. make them pick cotton in the sun like nigger slaves and torture any who complain.

kek. fuckin mexitards

>avatarfag and tranny
Sure user he's definitely baiting

you're exactly the kind of faggot at schools who thinks he's cool because he knows English and not a single girl talks to you

who linked you on fb?
that doesn't happen

took 8mg of etizolam and fell asleep for an hour buds
wew

t. quebecoid

gays are just incels in denial change my mind

What was it about user?

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girls did talked to me tho

/cum/ is trending! the entire world knows about us!

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I'm sure that I like guys. I think about hot guys every minute at least.

he was straight and liked girls

that's the old thread

irl people will be better than online for your loneliness

random facebook pages

Based smug tomato poster

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Just finished watching Mulholland Drive and I love it. What a brilliant film.

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You're telling me I can ejaculate inside a woman who carries within her a horrible genetic disease and produce an offspring who will very likely inherit said disease and curse him to a life of extreme debilitation or even premature death, yet having consensual non-reproductive sex with my sister is frowned upon?

We truly do live in a society.

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I was at a semi local gaming convention (like a real one I've been to multiple times irl) everyone was eating these weird chips so I went to go get a bag and then everyone started panicking and pulling a never ending stream of chips out of their mouth like one of those clown flag magic tricks

That would've been even worse

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Thanks doc.

my 2D:4D digit ratio towards the extreme upper limits of both the male and female distribution

h2d4d.blogspot.com/2016/07/effects-of-testosterone-on-brain-and.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=MKYY0IlTMw4
Why haven't you eaten? get some food, user.

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I didn't.

Hello frens
If you are sick of the russian janny randomly deleting normal threads and not deleting garbage threads, please send feedback here:
4channel.org/feedback

what threads does he delete?

I miss moot

Anything bad about Russia. I made a post saying Russian food was shit and I got a 3 day ban

Any threads where Russia is mentioned, even if it is a respectful discussion. Try creating a thread and just say "Russia", and it will be deleted within SECONDS. So they must have a bot or something, monitoring the content. And he also deletes random threads about random topics but ignores obvious garbage threads. I usually don't care but it is just getting ridiculous.

shant give up my virginity to a lecherous whore

is this true?

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give me examples so i can add them as proof to my complaint

Oi, looks like yer mum's cunt

GOD DAMMIT IT IT FEELS LIKE POISON INSIDE MY BODY
TAKE IT OUT

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what ancestries do /cum/ posters have?

Anyone have *THAT* image? You know the one.

I avoided it until late last year for no particular reason.
Really good though.

don't know what you're referring to

Just make a thread saying "Fuck Russia" and you'll get banned

as you should

I saw the trashman scene on youtube and can't bring myself to watch the whole movie now.

Mostly potatonigger/scandi mutt mix

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Irish, German, English, Ashkenazi, and French here

I'm Italian.

wtf, I love Russia now.

Probably one of the scariest moments in non horror movies besides Pee Wees Big Adventure with Large Marge

daytime Jow Forums (with eruropeans);
>amazing quality posts, funny banter, epic memes
night time Jow Forums (with am*rimutts):
>LMAO ACHMED, KEK, KEK, AMERICA NUMBA WAN, BLACKED

special delivery

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Since they are not involuntarily celibate (as they fuck like rabbits) they can't be incels by definition.

like iceland
it's the opposite

To me it's the opposite also Latin Americans aren't as hostile as Euros and we have fun discussions

same but no potato, more squarehead

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101677717
it's the opposite

Do women like the taste of cum or do they pretend to like it just to please their man?

quality went down 200% when zando returned yesterday.

l-lewd

>women

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*opens door*
can you please keep it quiet here? i'm trying to sleep

disagree

desuarchive.org/int/thread/101660893/#q101674987
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You don't need to say 'fuck russia'
Just say 'Russia' and the thread will be deleted immediately

DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOCK??
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, NOW

>you look like you have a mysterious backstory vibe to you
Literally how in the fuck am I supposed to respond to that? Dating apps were a mistake

are you brown?

Well, do you?

They seem like they're a big step in the digitization and de-personalization of relationships.

Gott staffe amerika

No I lived in the cushy suburbs my whole life

she doesn't have anything else to say and wants to talk to you but it's too stupid to come up with a good conversation starter

h-hey take it easy, i was just telling you to just keep it down, ok?

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youtube.com/watch?v=xfPskatvJm4
Rebel girl,
Rebel girl,
Rebel girl, you are the Queen of my world.

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very bored

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too bad you're not a girl LMAO

They are.
Can't recommend fucking around with them unless last resort.
The interactions are, on average, 100x worse than at a bar.

did your family go to church every sunday growing up? do you go now that you're a big boi?

sometimes

Drink 6 cups of coffee and play Starcraft 2

Then how would you respond? "Haha you have a mysterious vibe too I guess haha" but what if she asks what is so mysterious about her?

It's a fucking weird ass thing to say to someone

THEN DON'T JUST BARGE INTO MY ROOM LIKE A FUCKING SAVAGE
NEXT TIME I'LL SHOOT

SWEDEN STANDS WITH THE SOUTH AGAINST THE NORTH. THE WAR OF NORTHERN AGRESSION WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN OR FORGIVEN.

never said I was

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Not ever sunday but my mom would take us several times a year.

Haven't been inside a church since I was 15.

blaire white syndrome, huh?

I thought you were supposed to kys

What really pisses me off is that I've heard that they've led to people being less receptive to real-life flirting or even some innocent interaction, since they've gotten more used to doing everything over the internet.

just say something like "had never been told that before" or "haha thanks" and change the conversation to something that you can actually talk about