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edisi unicorn

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First for fuck Prabowo

Do either of them name the jew?

Fucking boomers

gib flip gf now thanx

How is debate last night?

Prabowo got BTFO

is politic OP okay for you guys?

As long as it's not you-know-what or you-know-who, yes.

better than weeb loser OP

Unless you say someting bad about duterte/marços then its anti tagalòg anti manila time.

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wowobros...

>your cunt
>Yes

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wtf Turkey? Are the kara boga memes real?

Welp, moving to Iceland now

>Jokuwi actually brought up false data.
How can he get away with it?

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He was playing 4d chess
>Intentionally bringing up false data
>Prabowo agrees with it entire time

What false data? I didn't watch the debate last night

Number of Wowo's testicle

>nafri countries
hmmm hmmm

in other news
>train delayed
yeet my nigga yeet

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LRT mana ni

laluan Kelana Jaya
bapak aku cakap benda selalu jadi, lagi2 hari Isnin

cibai interview kerja pukul 10am

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How many he said? Two? One?

One less in each successive failure in election, now he's betting the joystick

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Nakal, dont get them started on gula snacks.

4channels?
Yg onlen-onlen itu ya?

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>Ma'ruf Amin went to hotel in banten where kapolda was holding a party
Suspicious

Santai brother

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cringe

How was the interview, user?

>mfw being alive

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>pic related
went great
wasnt nervous or anything but I felt like I went too personal

also got my seniors working at the same company so the HR lady knew them and their "problems"
after this have to be more humble la

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What position did you apply for?

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internship; i didn't specify any position so maybe they throw everything at me la

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Salty weeb tears

How do I get flip gf

wheredoyouthinkyouare.jpg

Just come to flipland and flip girls will throw themselves at you

Some shitcunt filled our wheelie bin that won't be collected for two weeks. Do you think it was the flips next door or keling upstairs?

Keling, flips tend to hoard trash before throwing it away

it was that white cracker below that is a NEET

Pretty funny you say that. Upstairs used to be a bogan looking guy and his adult son. When the dad was at work we would hear K-pop and anime music.

give her pagpag

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Are you guys dog haters?

I like dogs!
I want to have one to protect the field and hunt.

No, we dog lovers, in fact we eat dogs

I heard dog meat are very hard and low yield. Feels like it's not worth it desu

You eat them to increase your stamina [spoiler]or stamini if you're winning eleven, wkwkwk[/spoiler]

Are you the odd one out or is it a Malay thing?

no, dogs are just useful animals. There are still a lot in my dad's village, which I'm pretty sure is 100% muslim.

I don't know
If it don't have scientific basis then it's trash. I want to eat good, not raise "stamina", I work out already.

btw i'm not

fellas what is the /asean/ boomers drink of choice

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Indonesian cum

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they have kopiko in flipland?

What do you think of her, lads?

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air kelapa, piyaw punya

ye. jco is extremely popular here also

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Have to be this

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What are some Philippine brands that exist here without me ever realising

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boomers drink shitty cheap energy drinks like extra-joss unironically, or worse, marimas

children are sexy tobequitehonest

>guy on Jow Forums says he's half Malaysian chink
>start talking shit
>I totally misjudged him
>even though his dad went hard to make him one of them he turned out redpill
>refers to chinks as soulless insectoids always looking to scam

Chinks are the Jews of Asia

kapal api

Night of the long kreis when?

Mati listrik....

hujan

ceritain cerita pahlawan lokal asean dong
misal pattimuranya malaysia ato gajah madanya thailand

I'm sure Thais and Flips can understand you perfectly

pls storytiem asean historical figures
something like the flip george washington or malay mao zedong

Act like you're rich.

tulog

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As a born and bred Jakartan from a noble line of Mataram royalty with pure 100% Javanese stock, why should I care about decentralization? what good does it bring me?
Infact why should I care about other lesser races? you non Javanese islanders could all die for all I care

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fuck off back to feceschan

can flips tell us about José Rizal?

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my grandpa used to have a dog to help guard his orchard from k*ling and pests. a close family friend who is malay had a pet dog named Benny.

Big redpill flips cant swallow is americans forced the 'rizal is hero' meme because he wanted philippines to be a spanish province and just want reforms
It should be Emilio Aguinaldo or Andrés Bonifacio who literally fought spain through Revolución

Lmao her we go with the anti Rizal

kek

there are no documents found that americans declaring Rizal as a national hero
he was already popular and well known back then

In fact Emilo Aguinaldo was the one who declared Rizal day while the Americans declared ""a bonifacio day""

he wanted Spanish representation at first but in the end he advocated for Independence thats why the spics shot him

nhcp(dot)gov(dot)ph/historical-context-and-legal-basis-of-rizal-day-and-other-memorials-in-honor-of-jose-rizal/
> Rizal acquired the official title of title of Philippine National Hero in 1901 under the country’s first American civil governor, William Howard Taft.
nigga did you skip grade school or what?

>malay mao zedong
Ong Boon Hua aka Chin Peng chairman of communist party
>REEE capitalists proletariat rise up
>I dindu nuffin the anglos set me up
>Lost the insurgency
>Exiled to Bangkok
>Dies and his ashes refused entry for burial.

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>Two years after the execution of Rizal in Bagumbayan, Gen. Emilio Aguinaldo issued on Dec. 20, 1898 a decree designating Dec. 30 as the anniversary of Jose Rizal’s death and also as “a national day of mourning” for Rizal and other victims of the Spanish government throughout its three centuries of oppressive rule.

>On the recommendation of Trinidad Pardo de Tavera, the Taft Commission renamed the district of Morong into the Province of Rizal through Act 137 on June 11, 1901

literally proving me right. all the Americans did was renamed a province still no document to be found about declaring him a national hero

There is no official law that made him the national hero, his status is merely de-facto.

and still today there is no one official National Hero, he is just well known