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>What would you do if a zombie apocalypse happened
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Join the military

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Retire to the woods with a lifetime supply of canned food and guns.

prion diseases are scary.

>woods
that's where all the zombie deer are, dumbass

Why do Mutts love a clickbait so much?

>Military is full of zombies

OP asked what we would do if a zombie apocalypse happened, you stupid potato-head. Zombie deer aren't an apocalypse, zombie people are.

That’s a frozen deer which was eaten by wolves

Barricade myself in my house for a while

Zombies ain't real, you should worry about robot apocalypse

great, hopefully the entire continent rots aways

I've seen more robots with my own 2 eyes than niggers

>wipe out all natural predators of deer that suppresses the population
>justify lack of proper ecological management with the idea that "hunters can control them"
>sick and weak deer continue thriving and the strong get hunted
>forests get utterly fucked and fire-prone, deer get over dense and disease prone

This folks, is american 'wildlife' management in action. This is why we keep wolves and coyotes around and don't feel selling commercial licenses to hunt wolves from helicopters is reasonable.

not many people where i live

some company could be alright i guess

I take it that deer died, froze solid and then wolves or something started eating it. Nasty.

I live quite close to a castle so I'd probably head for that.

can you read, stupid leaf

it's a zombie

Attempt to start a slavery-based farm. After taking the gun stores, for power. Might makes right.

Take the library and think tank the best strategem. Probably just model as guerillas until I can set up a proper social structure.

Idk man. Head to sea. Navy??

What are we assuming here? There's nature to fuck with these decaying bodies before they can harm anyone of significant distance. Maybe the urban areas will be fucked, but people in the country are probably fine.

It's happening in your country too dumbass.

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>join the military
In that cancerous genre (zombie genre) there are usually no militaries anymore tho so be prepared to die
I guess I would shoot the shit out of these motherfuckers and steal a big heavy sword somewhere.

Its also happening in Canada

canadians are honestly the dumbest peoples. someone for the love of god nuke these retards asap

the zombie fears the mexican

we need that wall

based Paco, zombies run just at the mere mention of his name

It will cost you though

>CWD is now a "zombie disease"

normies are so predictable