/brit/

this is what smoking a spiff out the bedroom window of your council house sounds like
youtube.com/watch?v=LHtNPzaHO7k

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a cheeky 50 more followers for shut eye me thinks

fat f***

CAMMON NORF

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Now leave.

no you paedophile

The gf only thought about death for the first time two days ago. Now she is scared of dying

isnt this dance from a lady gaga video

*drives by you on my way out*

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no, this is more like it
youtu.be/p6WJYe6n-l8

>date tells me "so this is my first tinder/bumble/etc date! How's your experience been?"
>can't being myself to admit to her this is probably my 150th time

surprised shes made it this far

>believing her

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Always found this photo ironic, considering he is in prison for being a pedophile. Only question is: will he choose the 6 inch or footlong in prison?

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It's just mental to do something like that even as a laugh. If that cyclefag ends up seriously injured you're looking at a GBH charge, which can really fuck you up.

based
love burial
love skream
love andy stott
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the roads belong to cagers

spandexfags should pay roadtax

Imagine taking a big whiff of Emma Watson’s arse after she’s let one rip.

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oh shut up you boring no fun cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=Gj21jwSEhEE

He could have been killed.

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A mealy mouthed reply

Girls are sooo funny. I love it when they tell me about how they drink lots of wine and eat pizza. In hysterics xD

series finale of seinfeld was so dumb

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Thinking of stopping down to hiring prostitutes

That's not a a gender thing

its so funny when lads talk about wanking!!!!

save up some dough and get yourself a high class escort. you wont feel like such a shitbag afterwards

Right. It's a sex thing. Trans women don't do it.

theyve changed my fucking timetable AGAIN
AHHHHHHHHH im in for 10am tomrrow not 1pm now fucks sake

Just like every other episode.

don't forget the adventures

do trannies believe if you wont date them, you're transphobic?

Half a Loaf of Tiger Bread Filled with Chips and Gravy

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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There are only going to be 2 outcomes from such an event
A) I hate it and regret the waste
B) I love it and end up wasting more and more money on expensive whores

There's no good outcome

Need to shag Emma Watson.

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not British culture stop posting this nonsense no one knows who that is and no one cares

Have you heard of what a "base" is in a meal?

The gravy ruins it

I want to die.

Dave was all about action, energy, passion, force and will (to the very clear exclusion of reason). His abrupt and sharp gestures were an expression of action as the highest value. His extreme passion provided drama, excitement and theatre, and offered the promise of this sort of strong emotion for everyone. Allied with his relative youth as a poster and the new technologies of the internet and memes making him seem even more novel, this could become intoxicating.

The posts acted to accustom people to becoming caught up in emotion and then to act rather than to think. And to *want* to act.

When he began his posts, he would begin by not ridiculing at all for around 20-30 seconds. Then, slowly he would launch into his post in a hesitant manner, carefully choosing his words and in an almost timid fashion.
Three to five posts into the thread, when he felt the moment right he would turn up the aggression in his posts.
Once the feedback mechanism was established he was able to sweep the thread off their feet with his free-flowing oratory which increased in tempo and passion to a crescendo.
Fifteen posts into the thread he would be swaying slightly, not visible to others he would be gesticulating with his hands and making different facial expressions to convey several moods with eyes flashing and fingers stabbing the air around him, and by this time the thread were hanging on to every word, and every post he made would be greeted by numerous You's and applause.

Many people in the thread who were at first critical of his ideas were swept away in the wave of emotion and frenzy which took over and joined in enthusiastically.

He was speaking beyond them now, projecting, and had that 1,000 yard stare of vision, greatness, and possibility in his eyes. You see this look in the eyes of visionaries and creative artists. They see and visualise and conceptualise things that the rest of us do not see.
After his posts he never lingered in the thread but left immediately.

Yeah because a normal person wants to eat a dry sandwich of chips and bread

worst emma

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>americans still measure length in feet
Barbaric

Odds I'll be able to land a casual lay?

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No, I'm saying a different sauce or condiment would have been better than gravy

What the fuck do i do at O week at uni i got there and walked around most of the campus and that seems to be it
Half the people are asian as well but thats ok because they pay 5x as much

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>she is being groomed to be the first woman president of the United world Emirates

yes it is
be quiet tismobong

Just want a root and toot from her.

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oye

Why did da man bring the UK wetyutes in t.dot? Send them back to london, they don't live the life of 6. They more like posh yutes lmfao

Socialise you twit

no
southern fairy

blog on

mad ting

What is the the thickest accent in england?

Just robbed the plug

just pulled the plug

Ah yes, Victor Hugo length full /brit/ novels.

youtu.be/A3qzpIIrzcE

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Just sold a clucker some buj and then called old bill on him

Any high functioning Autist man in?

drake tier larp, you're must bruv relax yourself

kek

You would be here
Im socially retarded enough when im not cold approaching random cunts

I'm your plug's plug

Newcastle.

youtube.com/watch?v=Jxn-LTEv6tI

Might get some Noodle Box for lunch lads.

What is the difference?
Is a high functioning less socially awkward/actually understand social queues?

I’ll plug your pug.

It's not cold it's fucking O week

just a chance visit tbqh ngl bla x

How many minutes would you be willing to travel for casual sex?

Just ate a 3 star Phad Thai chicken noodle box and am on the second.

>If that cyclefag ends up seriously injured
I bet you could push for an attempted murder charge, even if all he got was a few scratches. Could well have been fatal, had he hit a tree or something at that speed.

>O week
Orgasm week? Haha.

drill is fucking shite
youtu.be/Ie0YR3pt6lE

60-90

many here would travel continents I reckon

love it when a uni student upper middle class shitskin acts like theyre in touch with hood negro culture

Used to drive 90

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Just alcohol wiped some vacuum packed opium that is getting sent Royal Mail First Class tomorrow

First time. So i'd say about 10-15 mins.

dad's face always gets me