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emmett has good taste in music

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>little brother wants a staffordshire bull terrier for his birthday
>mums probably going to get it

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Cannot stop wanking to Donna Amberose

cute!

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3rd day in south africa lad really nice place ngl

No; dating, for me at least, is horrible. You spend an hour to get somewhere, spend 1-2hrs drinking and talking with a girl and then 80% of the time there's no chemistry and you both just wander off. 15% of the time there's an unsatisfyiy ONS and 5% of the time there's real chemistry but it gets shortly fucked up one way or another.

How do I become a weeaboo style fan of England?

It's called teeaboo you twit

British = Anyone in the United kingdom
English = People from England
Scottish = people from Scotland
Welsh = people from whales
Irish = people from Ireland
These are the correct Demonyms?

>cute
>born and bred killing machine caoable of snapping at any moment
>strong jaws, incredibly high pain tolerance and hugh kill drive
Yeah nah, don't want a shutbull latching onto the side of my face.

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Do normal girls irl like doggystyle or is that more of just a porn thing?

>British = Anyone in the British Isles
>English = People from England
>Scottish = people from Scotland
>Welsh = people from whales
>Irish = people from Ireland
>These are the correct Demonyms?

fixed

Things with builds like Dogs and cats are easy to takeout
Someone in Oregon literally Choked out a mountain lion because it was trying to fuck him up.

Love Staffys, me. Harmless dogs. Did you know they used to be used to mind children?
*shitbull terrier locks onto childs face ripping lumps of flesh of it*

going through the crimesofbritain on 'witter, feel its a bit biased tbqh

Sex styles vary from person to person.

How do I become a fuckin teeaboo then? What do I gotta do? Who are the great figures? What are the dankest battles and whom were the dankest kings n shit? Where are the significant shrines and landscapes?

Not if he rips your throat out.

move out

become a patron of mine and ill teach you
patreon.com/teeaboo

fuck lads hes right

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Law of the jungle

Nah, I'll just feed the little cunt to my akita when nobody is around. Fucking hate shitbulls.

If you dont protect your throat you had it coming.

>Where are the significant shrines and landscapes?
barrattdevelopments.co.uk/

What's that one big regret you have on a daily basis? The one that makes you suddenly grimace in public or clench your hands as the thought cuts sudden and sharp.

Want to be in a gangbang with one big chested bird but I want to go last lads

too many to list

posted my shitty ex's nudes online and emailing them to her mom after digging and finding her email address

she cheated on me but when i did that i became the bad guy and have never forgiven myself haha it's been like 4 years

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How could you protect it if the dog just snaps? You'd need lightning fast reflexes

How I behaved in high school holy shit I was retarded.

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Highschool regrets are pretty low-tier

Dogs are literally almost never in a position to bite you in the throat unless they are small dogs sitting by your head on a bed or some shit or unless you are a weird person who lets dogs lick your face.

*Licks ur face*
:P

I want to pound Emma Watson's holes.

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Well thats not that bad, atleast there was reason even though it was an obvious fuck up.

theory test in 4 and a half hours lads
can you imagine a person as retarded as me in a 2 tonne death machine lmao

I suppose. Never understood why people even get down to a dogs level never mind let it lick your face. Dogs are dogs. Not humans.

There's "reason" for everything

i still carry the guilt though, i can't get rid of it

think her mom might have disowned her. very strict chinese american family

"BOKUSAU" *Windmill kicks in the head*

can someone post the latest picture Poleaboo uploaded so I can laugh thx

>2 tonne death machine
What ur mum lol

Theory test is a piece of piss. First time?

How realistic is TEOTFW’s interpretation of British society?
How popular is it in the UK?

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Well thats on her isnt it then, sure you facilitated it but really she is the one who made the prerequisite choice.

could've just been mature and cut contact and been the bigger man but nah didn't do that

i was like 21 and still kind of immature

This is true.

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fart wank and poo all at the same time

No, it's good. Let an Akita, Rottweiler or German Sheperd lick your face. They totally won't take that as a sign of submission on your behalf. Good luck controlling a dog that is the alpha of the "pack".

Meh, staffies bad reputation stems from largely being owned by bams. Always had them growing up and they’re pretty good natured dogs (provided you don’t stub fags out on them and kick them to make them aggressive).

Don’t be a pussy

I’ve completely tamed my shepherd, she’s never shown aggression toward me because she fucking knows not to

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>being so autistic you get bullied by a dog

how come the French still have a colony in North America but not the British?

How am I a pussy? Because I don't allow a dog to lick my face? If a dog want's to show affection towards me he can lick my hand. I've had many dogs and I have never had a problem with them.
The breeds I listed are extremely intelligent and dominant breeds. They're capable of severely harming a fully grown adult male. Why would you let a dog like that lick your face? Silly cunt.

Right, agression isn't bred into them as they're solely bred for bloodsport. No, it's impossible for such a thing to be true. All those shitbull breeds are agressive one way or another.

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU

KISS ME I'M IRISH ARRRRRR

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I've given up on happiness. My happiness is only temporary till my death happens in the next 3 years.

dunno

Canada is a British colony.

Good morning Finland. :3

Dominant breeds still don’t generally consider humans submissive. You get the odd case of a banned breed killing a kid thst was left unattended with it and obviously guard dogs are trained to be aggressive as fuck to people they don’t recognise. Still, seems bizarre being afraid of legal breeds when you consider how rare cases actually are. Fucking hate yappy little dogs though.

>America doesn't have food cul-

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If you are at all afraid or nervous around your dog when doing anything (getting face licks et al) you’ve failed as an owner

They should do ANYTHING you tell them and behave exactly how you want them to

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Good morning to you Melvin/Lachlan (respectful)

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Is life worth living after age 30?

sorry lad, but I'm nofapping

nearing 30 and i'm figuring the answer is no

Imagine eating her poo. No seriously, imagine eating a teaspoon of her poo.

Bet I'm the only one who could do it.

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Have you saluted to the flag?

Hope you're not late from the Holocaust class

would love to drag this deranged emmaposter down a dirt road from the back of my pickup

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Going to get hit by a truck lads. Do hope I don't survive.

cya cunt

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Where did I say I was afraid? Not many people are afraid of a dog they have raised since it was a pup. I just don't see the point in a dog licking your face. It's pure stupidity.
I'm not nervous or afraid around my dog. My dog doesn't lick my face because it knows not to. My dog doesn't jump on me, or sleep in my bed. A dog isn't a human, it's a dog. It's a tool and it's a companion.

German Sheperds aren't all that difficult to train. Try raising an Akita. Let him lick your face and dominate you, let him sleep on your bed and do as he pleases. It won't turn out well.

never understood suicide, me. wouldn't you rather get revenge on your tormenters
?

Not today. Maybe at next full moon.

Do you guys pay homage to your nation everyday before class?

school's out due to PRESIDENTS DAY you dumb fingol rapebaby

>Want to wank
>Can feel one of those watery shits like I ate something bad coming on
Do I dare?

Being born ugly is torment enough.

american politics boils down to a choice between the party who wants to bring down the cost of shit, thus ensuring the working class won't starve for lack of bologna-and-shit sandwiches to bring every day to lunch break at toil

as well as the party who wants to pay corporations money so they can more cheaply force-feed shit into the mouths of every working American, who, the party reasons, will suffer through all of it due to prioritizing above all else the possibility of an infinitesimal decrease in their taxes

reckon china will eventually nuke us and when they do it'll have been for the good of humanity

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No not every day only on "flag days"

We have the flag up only on flag days

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Is flag day just some random day like once a month or once a week or?

What a shitty jpeg you posted.

That's your president. Say something nice about him.