Why do Americans smell so bad?

Why do Americans smell so bad?

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lmao they're fat and shart and wear shoes indoors

I shower once a week to save water

Why do they put their shoes in the microwave?

To warm them up after they've been in the fridge all night.
Obviously.

HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

you don't? why not? can't afford a microwave?

Why do Americans eat play-doh instead of cheese?

It's an acquired taste we all grew up with so we just enjoy it. It's like Sardinians with casu marzu.

Why do Americans have to poop their pants on their 13th birthday?

I don't breath near Americans to save my life

That's about when most people start taking the diet medicines that cause runny anal discharge.

Do they call it the shart mitzvah?

Yes, all Americans are obsessed with Israel so we attempt to emulate them in any way we can.

Is it true that every American owes a foreskin to Moloch at the time of birth?

yes

Officially the foreskins are considered representative as the first offering to Israel, and signify the flesh and blood debt that every American owes to our greatest ally, which we attempt to pay off for the rest of our lives. But many suspect that your idea may be the case.

Thanks for asking all these questions, it's so nice to be able to honestly clear up all this confusion foreigners have about American culture.

Thank you for answering truthfully.

Of course my Dutch friend, I am just glad you're being so respectful and observant regarding our unique ways and traditions.

Americans kinda smell like diapers...

... and stale HFCS...

>Dutch
Uhh, I'm Swiss.

Sorry, we don't learn a lot about other countries here. But some of my ancestors were actually Swiss, they were Vikings that raided England and settled in Ireland. I'm really proud of my warrior history.

Based

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Dutch flag looks like this Americlaps

Bro we cna hover the flag to see the cunt. Not even burgers fall for that