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well,
ideally you'd both be in a state of undress and making quite a lot of intentional physical contact

Should I sit on the lounge next to her & watch Friends?

bought matching diamonds for six of my bitches

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Only if you can tolerate that show

Switching to laptop soon lads. So I won't be able to post until 29 days. KEK

is it the only seat w/ a view of tv?
if yes, yes
if not, too much additional info is required

what y

FUCK FUCK FUCK THE JANNY MAN. HAHAHA

please dont use the b-word to describe women

The janny man thought I was ban evading.

Recently got the GF to watch a little King of the Hill. She likes some episodes but it's really hit and miss. I showed her Redneck on Rainy Street and Church Hopping and she liked both of them but the latter a little more. I told her if she really loves America then she has to try to understand King of the Hill.

You and your new tranny are watching a movie. His dick gets hard. What am I supposed to do?

pretty rude desu

I'M GOING TO SAY THE B-WORD

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give him a rimjob

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very very based
speaking of which, basedball season is right around the corner
better take her to a ballgame

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>She likes some episodes but it's really hit and miss.
I guess they never miss, huh?

I miss America's speed limits.

wait are Japanese speed limits slower?

Regrettably she absolutely hates baseball, but luckily she doesn't like any other sports either
What

A Beer Can Named Desire

phew
it's passable if she doesn't like any sports

i doubt his "gf" is passable tbqh

Season 4 is one of the best
Tbh in my memory that episode could be like an hour long, hard to believe they do that whole story in 20something minutes

I'll get her to a baseball game someday but she's going to spend the whole time on Instagram desu.

ive seen the youtubes
you can drive as fast as you want
if you CAN drive fast, that is

regrettable but at least she'll take care of photo-documentation
more than a couple games i wish i had ONE photo of/at

luv butts

Eh I think it's enough if you keep your ticket stubs

I honestly never thought of it like that but, you're exactly right.
Feels like a two-parter at least.

looks like we got an actual baseballguy over here!

youtube.com/watch?v=I3gVeEPJWe4

tired.
aahhh

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In what part of europe was this footage taken?

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An actual baseball guy would have a hand-completed scorecard.

nationalpost.com/news/11-year-old-ontario-girl-subject-of-amber-alert-found-dead-police-say

KEK
>Poopesh Rajkumar kidnaps his daughter late at night
>Ontario police issue an amber alert to the phones of everyone in the province, waking everybody up
>over 100 people call 911 to complain about being woken up
>amber alert repeatedly keeps going off on everyone's phones
>lil streetshitter turns up dead

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Thank you Constable Street Shitter, very cool

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hopefully not trouble sleeping

Lol

Can't get into games with a learning curve like strategy etc. Right now I only play first person shooters and pixelshit.

GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK GUBBAHMENT REE

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>waking up to phone making a noise
for about a milisecond, maybe
i'm dead to the world in my bed

>taxable income
normalfags pls go

I just woke up. I always wake up too early.

better than too late

wonderful video. agreed with a lot of what he said.

youtube.com/watch?v=Fn310KaOxnU
anons...

bepis

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capitalism is evil.
the capitalists who rule don't care about life on this planet, they only care about profit.
we live in a society were people think buying bigger tvs or getting the new iphone makes their lifes better.

I almost fell for the BTC meme and bought in when it was up at its peak near $20K, but then I thought "nah this is fucking stupid, tulip mania" and then it crashed and hasn't come near recovery. Feels good to have dodged that bullet lol

SOCIETY SOCIETY
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
SOCIETY SOCIETY
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
SOCIETY SOCIETY
WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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I just want a good apartment, some good friends to hang out with, and nice music to listen to.

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I don't really care about Muh Luxury beyond a reasonable level of comfort, but I wanna have a big family so I need to be able to afford everything that goes along with that

youtube.com/watch?v=1MwN5nDajWs

1:57 onwards. where is this phenotype most common.

Arizona and Colorado

I was feeling FOMO, but I didn't even think about buying.

Snowing right now

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the girl i mean

Did they use something as a pretext?

Never trust someone with a vagina

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Trust no one
Not even yourself

It's a hard pill to swallow. Women are the only ones who can get my guard down, and they simply can't keep secrets.

God damn these videos really test my faith in democracy

>my faith in democracy

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>faith in democracy
Grow up

this must be cherrypicked

Argentina

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3 am rn
i must sleep now
will wake up at 9:55 am

good night, anony.

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me too.

til then~

Don't worry Chang daddy Xi will save you

There should be some basic political test people must pass to vote

we live in a society

I'm sick and tired of sleeping all day so I guess I'm just not going to go to bed at all to try for a reset. Over the last couple of days I keep full-on sleeping through my alarm until it turns itself off, so I see no other solution. Not a huge deal for the weekend, but today I have things to do.

>political elites create test to qualify who gets to vote
>for which political elites get to run the country
Wow great system LOL

It wouldn't be hard to just ask basic political questions about each of the parties
Half the people I know who voted tredeau literally did because "dude weed" and had zero idea about any of his other polices

ty good morning, friend~
~

here's how we can reform the voting system

you can only vote if:
>all your great-grandparents were citizens of this country
>you hold assets of at least $1 million
>you have at least two years of military service
>you have at least two children

>also if you don't meet these criteria your citizenship is revoked, and you become a 'national' rather than a citizen, until such a time that you meet them
wa la, was that so hard

Need to shave my head again soon.

that's stupid. who cares what all the parties think? there are hundreds of parties, would you quiz everyone on all of them? would you only ask about the liberals and conservatives? Lib/Con/NDP/Bloc? would you include Bernier's gay new party?

one's right to vote should not be contingent on this kind of bullshit

forgot about the Greens lmao, which relates to my point anyway

>only cancerous boomers can vote or hold a passport
"no"

Actual Boomers are only cancerous because they lived in an unparalleled era of prosperity and peace in the West. Good times make weak men.

Thankfully, weak men make hard times, and this era of boomer cancer will soon come to an end.

It's not stupid when the average voter is an uninformed moron who has no idea what the polices of each party are and just vote based off some news article or what their friends told them to vote.

Dumb voters are based because they listen when they're told what to think by their superior oligarchs in the media LOL

perro caca

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youtube.com/watch?v=sLfPBeAmBEA

la da di dah slob on my knob