Europe should speak English

Italian is fine, Dutch is much better though. Can I come back over to Europe someday? This place is hell on earth.
I hate English, it is too easy to learn, which is why so many negroes speak it. Even Japanese is a better choice.

Nique l'Autriche et nique ta mère

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west europe should speak french
south europe latin
east europe russian
north europe german

I would rather kill myself than speak the Krautish tongue

North would be Swedish

Why the fuck should we speak French when we can intuitively know 60% of German?

Latin would be the most based if it was more complete. They don’t even have a word for “no”, kind of annoying.

The whole world should speak Esperanto.

Retourne sur ton rond point.

Until 100 years ago or so Dutch was even considered a German dialect instead of a separate language

No. That's the biggest cultureless pussy language there is. For people who are afraid to pick a side.

Retourne sucer Macron en marche :^)

Holland is Nordic

Igen? Majd akkor ugass, ha nem anyád okádékát zabálod reggelire, ami visszaböfögött disznógeci, miközben a rüh rágja le a korcs poofádat te tetűlepte koszladék cigány.

Fuck of with your globalist meme language

Good few of Africa speaks English, go root with them, this is the future of gayrope anyways.

English is the globalist language tho. Esperanto is just a geek experiment

I just checked. Dutch has been acknowledged since the founding of the Netherlands. Buuuuut, until the 19th century our school books spoke of Nederduits (Nethergerman).

>Muhhh regardez moi j'insulte encore Macron ! Jsuis tellement courageux !
Ta vie elle est merdique parceque tes paresseux et que t'ose pas prendre de risques. Ça a rien a voir avec le gouvernement.

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Шhat about slavrunes, тoвapищ?

rather english than g*rman or (god forbid) fr*nch.
but we first need to remove all l*tin and fr*nch influence from english

>but we first need to remove all l*tin and fr*nch influence from english
Then you would have German.

BASERAD

Why does Spain have so many meme languages?

French is a beautiful language of love though. :(

youtube.com/watch?v=IIo-17SIkws

The language of love for cocks lmao.

galician is basically portuguese

not really

What's meme about them? They are more distant berween each other than danish is from swedish, especially basque

RUDE

based, you're one of the good ones

come home anglo man

Spanish and Catalan are even more apart than what Chinese and Arabic topolects are from each other, and Basque is not even Indo-European

They're meme languages just like Gaelic and the Sami languages, spoken entirely by LARPers.

>Ose pas prendre de risque
>Va à Paris tout les samedis au risque de perdre un oeil
Et toi tu risque quoi chez toi?

What the fuck is a LARPer?
Those are the languages passed down to them by their parents

Catalan is not that different, it's a bit closer to french than spanish though

>first we need to remove all french influence from english
you wouldn't have much of a language left

Ya rien de courageux dans le fait de se plaindre constamment pour réclamer de l'argent de l'état.
Si tu mettais autant d'énergie a te construire une vie qu'à gueuler comme un abruti peut être que les choses seraient différentes pour toi.
Le courage c'est quand tu risques ta santé financière, juridique et ton avenir en démarrant une société et en créant des emplois.
Les courageux c'est tous les gens qui font faillites a cause de cons losers comme toi qui viennent foutre la merde tout les weekend.

the world should speak australian

youtube.com/watch?v=Ns15eHLDv1I

Even Dutch is 51% romance.

(This post has a high chance of attracting ignorant shitposting Dutch people)

Are you jealous because we like Denmark more?

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>Latin

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>french character is brown

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I'm ok with this, English is repleted with latins words anyway.

dunno about gaelic or sami, but galician is spoken in our parliament, the galician administration works mostly in galician and many courts use galician, we have tvs and radios in galician and 95% of the population can speak it although only a 50% has it as their mother language

Mais oui bien sûr, t'as raison arrêtons de rouspéter contre le gouvernement, il est tout puissant est à toujours raison
C'est pas de sa faute qu'on paye pour les mêmes services avec une qualité de moins en moins bonne
La privatisation en masse c'est pas de sa faute
Les profs et médecins qui fuient la campagne c'est pas de sa faute non plus il ne peut rien y faire
Tu vas dire que le RIC c'est pas démocratique après :^)

Why should we speak a language of a nation that isn't even a part of the union though?

Normalized Levenshtein Distance between Catalan and Spanish: 0.6589
Cairo Arabic and Moroccan Arabic 0.5814
Danish and Swedish: 0.4921
proposed universal cut-off to distinguish between dialects and languages: 0.49
Russian and Belarusian: 0.4647
Hindi and Urdu 0.4149
Indonesian and Malay 0.1199

aeon.co/ideas/why-languages-and-dialects-really-are-different-animals
asjp.clld.org/

What language would you suggest?

If you all spoke English, we wouldn’t have left the EU

French, the most beautiful language on earth, should be Europe's language. I say this as a German. German is a brutish, orcish language - French on the other hand is elegant and charming.
A love child of passion and art

B&R

France is a magnificent country with the most charming people on Earth. But don’t let that influence you. French is an ugly, guttural language. The Dutch of the Romance languages.

The best European language would be Italian or unironically something Slavic

the whole world qill speak chinese in 100 years max anyways

>self hater thinks some faggy romance language is better than his masculine language
oo look at me im a faggot and love elegance and charm!!! im not gay im just deep lol

Ben si ta une baguette magique pour arrêter l'évolution du monde tout le monde est preneur. En attendant tu mets des gens au chômage en pensant qu'à ta pomme ducon.

>The Dutch of the Romance languages.
I guess that settles it. French it is.

learn french or I will fart on you

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French sounds like you have a thousand dicks in your mouth while speaking.

Who cares about fucking French and German you autist?

The world deals in NUMBERS and the largest NUMBER of speakers is English. We are speaking English right fucking now.

Do you know how many products we could make in tech and such bullshit if the average inbred Finn could speak English at a native level and not his meme language?

I guess that settles it. French it is.

There's literally nothing sexier than having a woman whisper naughty things in French in your ear

Don't the Nordic countries have the highest rates of fluent English speakers? Or does that exclude Finland? Rude post btw

no finns are very fluent in english

Largest number of speakers speaks mandarin.

People dont speak in Finland.

>kick out the UK
>want to make english the official language
i cannot understand

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ok fair enough, french gives you a boner and sounds good when women speak it but when a man speaks it it sounds gross

>Do you know how many products we could make in tech and such bullshit if the average inbred Finn could speak English at a native level and not his meme language?
The average inbred Finn working in that sector probably speaks english pretty well already

Languages of the EU :

French : language of the elite, only the top 5% of EU citizens can speak it, used in arts, politics and international institutions

German : language of car makers and other engineer autists, spoken by 20% of the EU

*nglish : language of the plebeians, lowlives and netflix addicts, despised by others, generally spoken by simpletons who worship american culture such as nordicks

Incredibly good post, my dear fisherman

Ah c'est ça l'évolution? On est mal barrés alors. Et on met qui en chômage? Les gilets jaunes bloquent presque plus les ronds points, me dit pas que les marches le samedi mettent des gens réellement dans le pétrin. Au contraire, on donne du travail aux CRS, c'est y pas beau? De toute façon on fait pas une omelette sans casser des oeufs.

Don't finns speak English well?

English is actually an official regional language in the Netherlands.

(Some parts of the Carribean and Amsterdam)

see but that only counts people with EU citizenship

Well, english IS the language spoken by most countries. But we should speak american english, just to spite the brits :P

Or we could look at what language is the easiest to learn and yet most accurate.

>an Austrian trying to dictate Europeans what to do

outside of the delusional elite, french is unironically associated with homosexuality and niggers (probably because a frenchman is both)

>homosexuality and niggers

no that's the USA
take a look at your shitty country before opening your mouth, faggot nigger
no offence intended

We'll make do.

>and other engineer autists
kek

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lol yea the US is pretty garbage
doesn't make what i said untrue though

I think he meant delusional and associated with honhonsexuality.

perhaps you should stop projecting then cletus mcshaqueela, and most of all stay fucking polite

C'est ça ta jamais lu un livre de ta vie mais ta les solutions pour que le pays aille mieux...
Mais continue a venir tout les weekend ya pas meilleur moyen pour les marginaux comme toi de se mettre les français normaux à dos.