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Monday edition

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me on the left

Can't profess to liking the OP image

labour on the ropes

Fuck 30 mil for a joke

Lol... Me when I haven't had my coffee X

Thanks mate you're true blue

Love spending at least half the work day on my mobile

what happened to him?

>Seven MPs have resigned from the Labour Party in protest at Jeremy Corbyn's approach to Brexit and anti-Semitism.
>anti-Semitism
are they still fucking going on about this
what even happened in the first place? all I've read is "muh antisemitism" and without any reference to the incidents

First day of uni tomorrow

Lean on me...if you're not stroooong
I'll be your friend...I'll help you caaaaarry ooon
FOR, it won't be long,
'Till I'm gonna need,
SOMEBODY TO LEAAAAAAAN ON

gee I wonder why there might be antisemitism in the party that panders to muslim immigrants

"The idea that you can cook this up in Westminster is not the way that I think people want this to be done," says Chuka Umunna from a press conference in Westminster after weeks of cooking it up in Westminster.

Britain created Israel. Don't you cuckolds ever forget that.

we all already know the incidents you clearly don't believe livingston corbyn etc are anti semitic fair enough but don't be faetious and act like you don't know what they talking about

WTF is that SHIT

He's an old-school Militant Tendency type, so he tends to give Palestinian arabs more than just a gentle nod
Unfortunately for him Israeli politics is going feral at the moment and it's having an effect on expat Jewish communities e.g. London

Schitzo still knocking about? Been off for a month or so.

FOLC

brainlets, the lot of you

*turns away to put on my thinking cap*

what did they do?

Yeah he mellowed out somewhat and gives himself the name 'skiz' or something now, more self aware
Although he's a bit riled up today

>we all already know the incidents
I literally said in the post that I do not
so enlighten me

*burns my thinking cap*

you know why are brits racist cause brits are descendants of danes danes are known for most racist in nordics

>Chuka Umunna
"Chuck 'er ya money"

;)

yes, because the one thing i always lacked was “self awareness”
good god

;)

we're not racist mate its all pretending to how long for a joke

Ever? Hope it's a good first day lad

this is why you lot are brainlets

wasn't worth posting the first time either

I think you mean *nglishmen my gook friend

>because the one thing i always lacked was “self awareness”
then explain why your an obese incel

For an outsider it's a very strange name

give him credit, it's a little funny

:D

Nah, final sem actually. Thanks mate.

just google any of those names or labour and anti semitism, dunno why you suddenly starting to care about politics if u not paid enough attention to hear about this "scandal"

*kickstarts the gigatron brain-max 10001 maths edition model 2.5*

I was 16 years old and I want to lose my virginity. So I did what is already a tradition among Spanish young people from coastal cities that double their population in summer due to tourism: go on the hunt for some drunk British tourist girl.

The girl I chose was so drunk that she vomited on my penis when I moved her head to make me a blowjob. Then we went to her hotel room, we showered together and when she was more or less sober I fucked her on the bed and she screamed like a bitch in heat.

She asked for my phone number and then I ran. I have not seen her again and I do not know how I could locate her online.

At leeds festival me and my mates got free hats off some vendor and we all just started putting them in the fire, then it moved onto chairs, then mates tents. The fire was that huge someone came over. Put a lot of fire block in it as well to get it nice and toasty. All breathing in the plastic fumes as well, Lovely

>OI MATE DO YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT WINK

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Cheers mate

blog on

reeee
why the fuck didn't I back up my photo folders
all those nudes I got from girls in 2017 and 2018... have been lost in time. like tears in rain...

I’m not an incel, mate.
I know you are and struggle with it, but that’s not my problem.

tv license is a great system

any video games lads?

>says he doesn't lack self awareness

>posts nazi pics while looking like what the nazis thought were subhuman
good ol emmutt

KEK

wtf!

Papa?

are schiz hammering this other leaf, giving him the ol' beezwax

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hey look its raining

Jog on brainlet

schizo is amer tier low iq self awareness. half expect him to start transitioning some day

Halo 3

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Wishing for a cyclone

not a nonce la'
all slags of legal standing

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just had some earl grey tea

but why

>half expect him to start transitioning some day
hmm
>tranny mask
HMMMMMMMMMMMMm

not as fun if I just read MSM articles is it
I want to hear the banter on my gook paper pressing forum

did the butthurt lefty shitskin make the butthurt post?

Yes I do consider myself a gamer

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I would not be surprised if I have a son somewhere in the United Kingdom.

Fan of PG tips myself

so angry at the way this countries going better vote for the tories next election to get some real change

no mask is large enough to cover your pudgy lard ass face, Emmett.

You must be a Queenslander

>the
wut
no if you were able to read properly you would see that my post is slagging off both you and the pakistani "woman".

W-Wow. Haha, that's so weird, you're so weird! Haha, you had sex at s-sixteen? I was only 14 when I had my first sex! Wow, haha, what did sex feel like was it good did sex feel, did sex feel good? How good was it, did you need to have a big dick, big boner to have sex, I know what I needed to have sex but I'm just asking because I'm wondering with you when you had sex haha, just thinking "wouldn't it be funny" if I asked you for what it felt like what it's like when I have sex when you have sex haha.

thats a medical protective mask
what the fuck is a tranny mask

Same but Taiwan

trannies wear those to hide their masucline features

go back to cities skylines kiddo

QUEEEENSLANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>Former chief rabbi Lord Sacks branded the comments as "the most offensive statement" by a politician since Enoch Powell's "Rivers of Blood" speech and accused the labour Leader of being an "anti-Semite".

yeah I think I'll go with based jezza on this one then

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well schizo has no worry of that as he has no masculine features just some fat round jawline

Share your experiences with yellow fever.

Could go for some HJ chips

lets see your mug you little zip runt
oh you wont post it cause im better looking than you and we’d all laugh at your ugly gook incel face right

fillings broken lads
got a gaping hole in the side of my tooth
not fun

>go back to cities skylines kiddo
Sim city 4 is for boomers and it's based

Cities skylines is for zoomers

cigarettes are so ugly and grim

Sat without any trousers on because my mum didn't fucking wash any

also hungry because my dad is out in the kitchen with his mates and idont want to walk around with no trousers on

fantastic thanks mum

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>be based schizo
>attract (You)s by obsessive stalkers like moths to a lamp, by sheer force of your personality

>be weirdo who's obsessed with schizo
>spend your days trying to rile up some Canadian NEET for...some reason?