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what culture/ethnicity is this?
why is almost no one online right now here on Jow Forums /brit/ general?
Listening to Wagner
Toil hours
ah no i happen to be retarded and meant north-west you see
*clears throat*
YODELLLIYODELLLIIIYODDDELLLLLIIIINNIGGGGERRRROOOOOO
I love England and the english people
Milking the cows
Lmao
Is there a drink better than tea?
It's time, lads.
wait what? the lowlifes of Jow Forums actually work? i thought everyone had neetbuxses
Just got back home from toil lads, mad to think that at this time in my neet days I would still be asleep yet I've earned a days wage in that time.
need to make sure i wash my willer before I go to work tomorrow though
angry little porn addicted freak
water
bit early to be home from work
Toiling from home me. E-mails have been sent and a few calls answered, currently playing games.
why haven't you killed yourselves anons?
Is it smoko?
wow women have it really easy, they don't have a dangling weiner between their legs all the time
because suicide is for virgin freaks
I want to squeeze her face closer together than it already is
Yep! That's right. I'm black!
>Went to my younger cousin's birthday party
>Thought it was going to be a family party, but she invited all her little middleschool friends
>It was a pool party
>They kept asking me to throw them into the pool
>Throw them by the shoulders, avoiding the midsection even if it makes throwing them harder
>They specifically asked to be held, one arm around their midsection, one arm around their upper thigh, and swing them like a pendulum
>They all want to chicken fight and beg me to be their chicken
>One of them told me she had tonsil stones
>I told her I had them too
>She asked me if I could help her take hers out, and then quickly, as if deliberately, she promised not to gag on me if I didn't go too hard
>Her friend nearby heard and said "user, can you check me for tonsil stones?" and opened her mouth, closed her eyes, and stuck her tongue out while she kneeled at my crotch
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck, I couldn't go back out there, guys. All my aunts and uncles were out there too. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, I can't take it. They knew EXACTLY what they're doing to me, but they play the naive/innocent role just far too handily. One of these days, her friends are going to be the death of me. I can feel it.
How the fuck are they so good at fucking with me? How the fuck do they DO that, lads?
Don't think I'm brave enough.
Vivid imagination you have
'
SO LEAVE ME ALONE
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY
>woke up
>felt like shit
>depressed and anxious
>go to the gym and lift
>feel like a narcissist god
Hehe I don't need any Jew medication
Toilberg was giving out lashes for every minute late today. I saw my best friend take 30 to the back, was blood everywhere.
*nonce alarm blares loudly*
*volume increases to deafening levels*
actually reporting this post to the cia
whenever i think of mcdonalds find my breathing gets faster and cant sit still like keep shaking my leg or twitching my fingers just get so so excited
im convinced you're an actual freak. get help immediately
so lads
the protofwb has a pic of her with her kid on her fb
the kid looks like he's a good kid. is it possible to tell whether a kid is a brat or not based on a single picture of them?
Based
>get help immediately
please stop posting pornographic material, otherwise my erectile bodies will be triggered continuously.
Iktf. We call ours the "cat-o-nine-toils"
i want to have multiple lovers
i want to spread my seed far and wide
should i move to utah and become a mormon
whats japanese mcdonalds and kfc like?
Nanterre?
what is a chicken fight?
Willies...
Fannies...
`Agh...`
How can Spongebob afford such a large house on below minimum wage salary?
When one person climbs on another person's shoulders in the pool, so you have however many teams of 2 people stacked up on each other. The object of the game is to push the other people over to be the only tower of people left standing.
glasses arrive on sunday
redpill me on life as a four eyes. what should I expect?
No because then your stuck with a load of whacked out wives, better thing to do would be to travel the world shagging every local bird you meet, tempting them with a US marriage visa the more rural the better so they will buy into it more and less likely to abort. Then once the seed is planted you leave never to be seen again.
bit more to the east
why not get some Jap street food instead
Awful. Hate being a sightlet.
alri post your geekbench scores of your pc's
Hrrmmh boobies good
youll look nerdy and get bullied until you switch to contact lenses
Because it's a pineapple. Who else lives in a home made from a fruit?
fuck off
calling people you used to obsess over- but were never romantically involved with- your "ex", is serious serial killer behaviour
James.
is this what you do with your day? From morning to night you post inane ramblings of an ongoing made up story with cat pictures attached. Why?
not likely, literally never happened in my life
ironically don't want to wear contacts because I'm worried about what will happen if I get punched in the face
I'm unironically phone posting slyly under my desk right now
going for lunch soon
lol it isn't 2002 anymore
everyone has glasses nowadays
so? its like 3 stories with a ton of huge rooms
bored of it and dont like a reasonable amount of it. yes they do some nice stuff but also a lot of really rich stuff with too much sauce and what not
also Tbh a lot of the restaurants arent really that predisposed to foreigners; for example there'll be one long communal table/counter absolutely packed full of japs and to go and plonk yourself in the middle as a foreigner isnt all that great ive done it before and not all restaurants are like that but still prefer not to
Want to start going to the gym to meet a tall fit lad to fwb
only gamer freaks
>fwb
Fuck with bum?
this is my result under linux
ah yes because broken glass going in your eye is so much better oh just cop on you idiot
>teehee im bent btw :v
squatters rights
lol no
loads of people have glasses now
you should try going outside for once in your life
not i
i want to be there for my kids though
i don't want bastards
should've stayed at home you sad little freak
you don't have to get yourself banned for off-topic posting to fuck off, you can just do it yourself
Sad day for Labour, lads
basically yeah, my bum more specifically
I go outside all the time, that's why I don't need glasses you goggle eyed twat
>sad little freak
Any need for this abuse?
Wish I had cancer
Preferably of the brain variety
did you know that AMD is a british company right?
you horrible fucking bitch
Are you a male (female)?
clearly you don't dave
facts aren't abuse
whenever see someone wearing glasses immediately think less of them as a person
they are inferior to me (contact lens user)
none of my stories are made up or even exaggerated
Dave for Christ’s sake just give me one day of peace
Yeah I suppose, personally I quite like the idea of raising a dedicated small family and then in a time of crisis I call upon my many sons across the globe to come to my aid and reek havoc among my foes
>you horrible fucking bitch
Stop this name calling
ah right so the sueposter is a virgin freak and he wears contact lenses
hmm yes very good
Can hardly believe it lads. Just got off the discord, sueposter has been diagnosed with bone cancer
levallois?
>discord
only insecure losers wear contact lenses because they're stuck in this old outdated mindset that nobody wears glasses and that they're for nerdy losers
grow up